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Software, politics, maybe sports (⚽️⚾️)
This must be a leap year, normally "Finding Out Which Sites You Rely on Use Cloudflare Day" doesn't follow "Finding Out Which Sites You Rely on Use AWS Day" so closely.
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
What evolutionary advantage does re-consuming the thing you just puked up give to dogs?
November 8, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I”m strained-my-hamstring-doing-yard-work years old today.
September 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The underlying condition justifying my need for a Covid booster is my deep-rooted desire to not get Covid again this winter, Bobby.
September 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Oh, did I just understand something? So "not enough money" is the men's version of "not beautiful enough"?

Men are made to feel insufficiently wealthy and are marketed lots of courses so they can be rich and "fix" themselves?

I didn't make that connection before (in my defense I'm kinda dumb)
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Shows what they know: I never stopped swagging.
September 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The worst part about learning French so far is how they pronounce Shanghai. Talk about hurting the feelings of the Chinese people…
September 4, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Venus and Jupiter
August 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Note to restaurants: I will rearrange my day to eat at an establishment that displays a "FUCK ICE" sign.

I will cancel plans. I will leave the chicken in the freezer. I will stand with you.
August 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
A very Florida summer sunrise.
August 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Today I went to the fresh fish counter at my local Publix and asked if they had mackerel and the lady looked at me like I'd sprouted a second head that had started asking for imaginary fish. "Back roll?" No, mackerel. I spelled it for her. "I've never heard of it." I showed her a picture. "Sorry." 😶
July 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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It’s always “Ladies, if you are alienated by overwork, drop out of the public sphere and become a tradwife” and never “Ladies, if you are alienated by overwork, form a union.”
July 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
First time I’ve seen wild pigs in a neighborhood during the day (though admittedly only about 630am—maybe the earlier sunrises impinge on their garden munching schedule). #florida
May 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It's so weird how people, like, don't have cancer, and then they, like, do.

The level of "political reporting" we have these days is so suspect.
A mere 5 months after he leaves office, where he was supposed to be under close medical watch. This is not going to make the questions about complicity to other Democrats go away. It may make it worse.
ms.now MS NOW @ms.now · May 18
Former President Joe Biden diagnosed with prostate cancer
May 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
SB Mowing's channel on Youtube is a really interesting case study. He has nearly 3m subscribers, each of his long videos is netting him dozens of times what the homeowner whose yard he's cleaning up for free could have paid him. Garden weed / attention arbitrage. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIMk...
They said the backyard is WORSE - I ACCEPTED THE CHALLENGE
YouTube video by SB Mowing
www.youtube.com
May 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The #MLS "Florida Derby" is such a wild concept. Miami and Orlando are a four-hour drive apart. It would be like a Liverpool-Ipswich derby. 😅
May 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It was 76 degrees and 95% humidity at 430am when I left my house to walk this morning, but at least the sunrise was pretty. #florida
May 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Manchester City spend a quarter billion in the last transfer window and still write their names in some Comic Sans-like font on their shirts. #facup
a white cat is sitting on a box and says but why ?
ALT: a white cat is sitting on a box and says but why ?
media.tenor.com
May 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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PARTIT, DERBI I LLIGA 💙❤
May 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
In staying in Palo Alto this week for work, and I keep thinking “this really is nice” and “wow this would be so much nicer without so many cars.”

But if this area, with amazing weather and all the money in the world, can’t manage it, I don’t see how anywhere else in the US will.
May 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Why is this story not in an American paper

Let’s tell more stories of how responsible governance can benefit more people and give them increased opportunities, instead of the supposed inevitably of the oligarchs having everything there is

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
New Mexico made childcare free. It lifted 120,000 people above the poverty line
The state, which has long ranked worst in the US for child wellbeing, became the first and only in the country to offer free childcare to a majority of families
www.theguardian.com
May 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Maybe it’s just that I woke up at 3am for this flight, but Emmanuel Courcol’s «En Fanfare» made me cry on a plane, twice.
May 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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FULL TIME!!!! 🌵🌵🌵🌵
#ElClásico
May 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."
HAPPENING NOW: Newark Mayor Ras Baraka was just taken into custody while protesting outside the Delaney Hall ICE detention center
May 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM