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he/they glamour bard // I am agog, I am aghast, is it chainmail apprentice dude autumn at last?
Cant wait to play my HIMBOOO
Hey folks! If you're free on Friday night at 8:30pm EST you can join us for our first session of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Domains of Dread over on m.twitch.tv/fates_foreto...

A T4 game inspired by Douglas Adam's The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, its sure to be Seven Hells of a Time!
March 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Hey folks! If you're free on Friday night at 8:30pm EST you can join us for our first session of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Domains of Dread over on m.twitch.tv/fates_foreto...

A T4 game inspired by Douglas Adam's The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, its sure to be Seven Hells of a Time!
March 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
learning the art of chainmail so that a knight will fall madly in love with me
February 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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When the Patriot Act was passed, libraries got requests for patrons’ borrowing history. We were prohibited from disclosing those requests.

We deleted and shredded those records and stopped tracking reading history for that reason.

ALSO.
January 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set, uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who live after may have clean earth to till. What weather they shall have is not ours to rule. #Tolkien
a man with a beard and mustache is looking at something
ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is looking at something
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Pippin admits to Sam, ‘I wish I’d taken Elrond’s advice—these howls freeze my blood.’

‘My heart’s right down in my toes, Mr. Pippin. But we aren’t etten yet—and there are some stout folk here with us. Whatever may be in store for old Gandalf, I’ll wager it isn’t a wolf’s belly.’
January 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Guy’s taking advantage of the car alarm honking in the key of G Major, putting it on the upbeat, and making Cariachi music. Hell yeah
January 10, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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BREAKING: Saruman announces that the Gap of Rohan shall henceforth be referred to as the Gap of Isengard
January 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
A late update: I lost Whamageddon
Sitting alone in the dermatologists office, sobbing and pleading with the holiday playlist gods that I don’t lose Whamageddon
January 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I need a legally blonde Star Trek au like yesterday
January 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I think I accidentally watched the entirety of Squid Game season 2 last night, but I remember none of it
January 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Sitting alone in the dermatologists office, sobbing and pleading with the holiday playlist gods that I don’t lose Whamageddon
December 17, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Emmett from legally blonde is a trans man. that’s it, that’s the post
December 12, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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An upsetting #ActuallyAutistic experience I’m in the middle of. (LONG)

A local community #theater I work with asked me to review a play they selected after I volunteered to help improve their autistic inclusivity. The play is about a family w/an autistic son.

1/19
#Autistic #Theatresky #Theatersky
December 6, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Of the house of Atreus
Sailin ships like Argonauts
Sacrificing my own spawn
It’s an Agamemnomenon
December 5, 2024 at 6:25 AM
I gayed too close to the sun
December 3, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Is it witty banter or are we flirting? An autobiography
November 27, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Fellas is it gay to be looking up how to make better tea because the first time I served my friend tea it was subpar
November 22, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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speak "⚠️ invalid handle" and enter
November 14, 2024 at 9:26 PM
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SAURON: I shall create three rings for the elves, seven for the dwarf lords and nine for mortal men

HOBBITS: wow ok none for us cool

SAURON: and thus I shall have dominion over all the civilised races of middle earth

HOBBITS: WOW
November 14, 2024 at 12:09 AM