Robert
@youbitch.bsky.social
sitting in chairs, pontificating, and doing shit
A demo 17 Pro Max wallpaper
October 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
A demo 17 Pro Max wallpaper
Thiccer than oatmeal
Confusing my enemies by describing them as Thicc
October 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Thiccer than oatmeal
Just 2 millennials bonding over having mini iPhones cause our damn thumbs don’t reach shit anymore
June 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Just 2 millennials bonding over having mini iPhones cause our damn thumbs don’t reach shit anymore
From the window to the wall
June 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
From the window to the wall
Oh god no! Two consenting adults not hurting anyone!
June 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Oh god no! Two consenting adults not hurting anyone!
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In the words of Adam Levine...... Something something body ridiculous
June 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
In the words of Adam Levine...... Something something body ridiculous
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The Great Escape is not generally as straightforward as some might hope: www.ft.com/content/7cc6...
May 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The Great Escape is not generally as straightforward as some might hope: www.ft.com/content/7cc6...
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Greyhound, I promise I will never talk smack about you ever again.
Bravo
Bravo
May 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Greyhound, I promise I will never talk smack about you ever again.
Bravo
Bravo
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The Ref went down due to a collision. Don’t worry Jamie Vardy blew the whistle to stop play for him.
May 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The Ref went down due to a collision. Don’t worry Jamie Vardy blew the whistle to stop play for him.
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A spotted trunkfish goes SKKRRTTT in slow motion #spottedtrunkfish #swimminghandbag #trunkfish #boxfish #skkrrttt #slowmotion #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #bfi #noaa #aoml #coralcity #civicpridethroughbiodiversity #glennnevis #coralcityfoundation #ccf #kbcf
April 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
A spotted trunkfish goes SKKRRTTT in slow motion #spottedtrunkfish #swimminghandbag #trunkfish #boxfish #skkrrttt #slowmotion #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #bfi #noaa #aoml #coralcity #civicpridethroughbiodiversity #glennnevis #coralcityfoundation #ccf #kbcf
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We currently have 16Gbps total bandwidth for our update servers and that's not nearly enough for major releases anymore. Rather than further scaling up our current 2Gbps unmetered VPS approach, we're currently looking into other options. OVH lacks cost effective 10Gbps servers.
March 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
We currently have 16Gbps total bandwidth for our update servers and that's not nearly enough for major releases anymore. Rather than further scaling up our current 2Gbps unmetered VPS approach, we're currently looking into other options. OVH lacks cost effective 10Gbps servers.
Anyone else use old tech. Like phone or computer as their main device
March 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Anyone else use old tech. Like phone or computer as their main device
Pixel 5 camera is still very good #googlepixel
March 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Pixel 5 camera is still very good #googlepixel
What's the best windows laptop could find used that's also upgradable. I like thinkpads
March 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
What's the best windows laptop could find used that's also upgradable. I like thinkpads
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This is Rob.
February 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This is Rob.
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jesus was a carpenter like tony soprano was a waste management exec
January 31, 2025 at 5:00 AM
jesus was a carpenter like tony soprano was a waste management exec
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this bathroom 🤝 this jacket
January 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
this bathroom 🤝 this jacket
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Neat.
Maybe next time it won’t happen alongside the truly bewildering snub of a superior film written and directed by an actual trans person.
Maybe next time it won’t happen alongside the truly bewildering snub of a superior film written and directed by an actual trans person.
January 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Neat.
Maybe next time it won’t happen alongside the truly bewildering snub of a superior film written and directed by an actual trans person.
Maybe next time it won’t happen alongside the truly bewildering snub of a superior film written and directed by an actual trans person.
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You may remember Torres from that video where two young people prepare a healthy vegetarian meal and then enact the shameful private urge to feel assured that the person you love will always love you no matter what forever.
Whatever. Get a U-Haul.
Honk, honk.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfoe...
Whatever. Get a U-Haul.
Honk, honk.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfoe...
TORRES - Don't Go Puttin Wishes in My Head (Official Video)
YouTube video by TORRES
www.youtube.com
January 23, 2025 at 8:07 AM
You may remember Torres from that video where two young people prepare a healthy vegetarian meal and then enact the shameful private urge to feel assured that the person you love will always love you no matter what forever.
Whatever. Get a U-Haul.
Honk, honk.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfoe...
Whatever. Get a U-Haul.
Honk, honk.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfoe...
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One of the worst films of the year has the most Oscar noms and we're all just supposed to act like Netflix didn't buy them.
January 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
One of the worst films of the year has the most Oscar noms and we're all just supposed to act like Netflix didn't buy them.