It couldn't be MORE obvious they don't give a SHIT about regular working class people. A useless chat bot is a "Sputnik" moment. But a fascist elected to power is "eh presidents come and go."

Jesus Christ man at least try and meet the moment

The hardest part of leaving Instagram is that now I've lost the finely-crafted machine that accepts hot photos of me and spits out instant validation 😭 I'm not cut out for crafting witty takes on political discourse, I was *made* to info-dump on cooking science and make thirst traps.

I wore an absolutely stunning dress to a holiday party only to find that the majority of people there were mildly conservative straight men in econ/law who, despite being different races, somehow all managed to look exactly the same.

Terrible misjudgment, but at least I got to enjoy their panic.

Sure, you think you're going to end up as a "normal", "put-together", "gold-star" trans woman until you inevitably find yourself as a messy bitch with coloured hair and a queer platonic relationship, making out with a puppy girl in a human-sized dog bed. god bless this glowing television.

Spotify's daylist calls me a slur three times a day, so I can only imagine what kind of hatecrime wrapped is going to be
#spotify #spotifywrapped

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You have never made a film before and it would take a long time to figure out.

I may not have much in this world but at least I have an alphabetized spice drawer.

If you think I should move the smoked paprika, you're a cop

I am just a bunch of math with a praise kink

At the very least, I really hope this means that I can thirst over cute trans women *here* instead of ever having to create a goddamn twitter account.

@thatrealtay.bsky.social idc how hot the dolls are over there, you will never make me join 😤

Visiting Amish county in the middle of Ohio as a trans woman feels like walking into one of those red-highlighted areas in Assassin's Creed.

Killed the sad fuck who tries to sell you cloned copies of Roller Coaster Tycoon outside the public library

Another day, Another flight, Another millimeter wave scanner, and another awkward patdown by a very apologetic TSA agent

As someone who lives in DC and works at NASA, it's easy to fall into a false sense of safety despite the ongoing legislative clusterfuck going on in the south

Let the newest Hyde Amendment provision be yet another reminder that there are few bounds to GOP cruelty. Trans people aren't safe anywhere

I'm interested in what type of "factions" might arise once other AT Servers and domain groups are prevalent. Yea sure, there's gonna be corporate competition and all that, but what about server shaming? Annual barbeques? Gay underground cage matches? *Gasp* uncharacteristically toxic nerf wars???

The cop inside your head fired 17 5.56mm rounds into every member of My Chemical Romance. When asked for comment, they reported that The Black Parade fit the description.

Okay but can you imagine the case studies that are gonna form around this? Step aside Tacoma Narrows, Freshman engineering professors are gonna be milking this thing for *decades*.

We know that the sub had to have imploded during initial descent, because if they were stuck at the bottom they could just pull themselves back up by their bootstraps