Ivy
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Ivy
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Padres. Plants. Dogs. Naps. Not necessarily in that order.
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Phang: If you were scrolling on social media and saw a dog locked up in the middle of the Everglades—in the sun, in the heat, in the humidity—the outrage would be wild, wouldn’t it?

But then—we’re okay with human beings being treated like that?
June 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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They were supposed to be deporting “gang members” and “criminals.”

So far, they have kidnapped people working their day jobs and folks lawfully showing up for their immigration court appearances…

It was always a lie.
June 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Gahhh dammit. Trade Diaz and Peralta for a bag of M&Ms. #Padres
June 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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That would be awful. Don’t share this.
May 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Bluesky is collegial and interesting, the way Twitter used to be. Bonus: most people can spell.
April 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Trump is STILL - RIGHT NOW - tweeting about Tesla. He's spent more time protecting the richest man in the world's profits than he has protecting healthcare, education, jobs, or veterans in the last 6 weeks as president.
March 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Why is that weirdo Nazi bowing?

Loser.
March 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Usha Vance selling her soul…
March 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Man, that guy is SO orange. My gosh.
March 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Fucking magnificent
Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo perform ‘Defying Gravity’ at the #Oscars.
March 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
💯💛💙
March 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
February 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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I didn't think I was capable of feeling any more shame for what America has become.

I was wrong.
February 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Pass it on.
#StandWithUkraine
February 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
February 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird
February 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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An interesting hypothetical if you’re wondering if Elon Musk is a genius or not is to compare his behaviour in any situation to what a complete moron would do in the same situation
February 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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I keep reading about federal employees who voted for Trump and are now shocked at what he’s doing. I genuinely wonder what they expected, given presumably they weren’t in a coma from 2017-2021.
February 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
There was a time when I thought Zachary Levi was a good guy.

Now I think he’s a total shithead. What a total disappointment.
February 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I'm watching Canadian officials hold a presser on the Toronto plane crash and remarkably they're not blaming DEI or recklessly speculating about causes. They could never cut it down here in Trumplandia.
February 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
If Canada wants California, I am all for it.

You guys had me at ALL DRESSED RUFFLES.
February 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
How long do we have to wait until the Red States backlash against Musk?

A little faster guys…..please get there.
February 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
White Lotus Season 3 is making me want to go back to Thailand.

That hotel is breathtaking!
February 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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February 15, 2025 at 11:23 AM