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Ciarán
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“looney grad student” currently on break to peruse my true love - derangement
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Thank you to whoever made this
April 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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TO: <ALL STAFF>

Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.
February 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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A few years ago saying "universal healthcare should be a right for all Americans" was considered divisive. We have since moved back so far that now saying "maybe weird turbo racist teens shouldn't be in charge of the government" is divisive.
February 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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judges famously lack any authority over attorneys
February 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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OpenAI right now
January 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Not impressed by this press conference by Luigi's lawyer. If I know anything about the law what needs to be done here is Luigi should call up a goofy cousin lawyer with street smarts and a hot girlfriend who can use her knowledge about vehicles to prove his innocence
December 12, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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The historic day when all the nation’s gay men and straight women cried out in unison: I can fix him
December 10, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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Irreparable damage of puberty blockers but half of American boys get concussions from repeatedly running into each other and call it “football”
December 5, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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December 3, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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South Korea's parliament:
December 3, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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Perro Sanxes, My name is Joey, I am 26 year old American. I am watching more and more democracies deal with right wing authoritarian autogolpes. My people and my ideology yearn for freedom. Please send Eurofighter Typhoons
December 3, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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Vivek is literally an unelected federal bureaucrat.
December 1, 2024 at 11:44 PM
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Half of Twitter right now is people getting mad at some random lady that got a literature PhD. Seems a bit crazy to get so mad about, but I do agree woke academia has become silly and we need to go back to when it was about real solid research, like measuring skull sizes to determine personalities
December 2, 2024 at 12:02 PM
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It's an insult to my intelligence when an actor appears in multiple movies. You were just an elf and now I'm supposed to believe you're an accountant? I will not be played for a fool
November 30, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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*orca feeling good about his new hat*

orcawear killer whale: too small you fucking DUMB ASS
November 29, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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November 25, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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holding space 24 hour challenge
November 25, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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Did Joe Rogan ever invite a Ukrainian national living in Ukraine to talk about the Russian war in Ukraine and answer good-faith questions about it?
November 25, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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oh my god
November 24, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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gen-z grand vizier whispering "they will cook you for this, my king" in the sultan's ear
November 20, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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day 7 of not using twitter: the brain swelling has lessened. i see visions of the future, you are in it. dolphins splashing in the horizon
November 18, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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*my* clandestine paramilitary operations would never cause blowback
November 18, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber
November 18, 2024 at 4:03 AM