Yassine Meskhout
ymeskhout.bsky.social
Yassine Meskhout
@ymeskhout.bsky.social
Public Defender. Saracen Invader.
ymeskhout.substack.com
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Hello! The US housing market has gotten very expensive, but I still dream of one day owning a home in a walkable neighborhood. In that spirit, I'm offering my consulting services. If you support the Trump tariffs, I can help you find US suppliers. Let me show you some examples. 🧵
April 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
March 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I underestimated the genius of building a political movement that explicitly caters to gullible idiots
February 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My most treasured affirmation is when I make my wife laugh so hard that her chest hurts and she's begging me to stop
January 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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“Who decided we’re not allowed to put forks in electical outlets, hm? When did that dictate come down? I bet nobody asked YOUR opinion before that memo went out. Is there treasure in there? Treasure they fear some independent-minded fork explorer will find?”
January 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I downloaded my Twitter account before deleting it, can I somehow use that to take who I was following and transfer it to Bluesky? I'm assuming there's tools but the ones I saw expect a live Twitter account rather than just an archive
January 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Does anyone live in or will happen to be visiting Italy in April?
January 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Spicy, interesting and very well written. I have my differences with parts of it, and I think all of it is well worth reading.
January 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I wrote how idiotic almost every territorial dispute is
www.ymeskhout.com/p/who-contro...
Who Controls The Dirt?
There’s a hidden assumption within discussions on territorial disputes that I never see called out, and that’s the question of how we determine who controls the dirt.
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January 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Not totally sure how to use my Steam Deck
www.ymeskhout.com/p/im-not-tot...
I'm not totally sure how to Steam Deck
Content warning: This post is about video games, and me being a whiny bitch.
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January 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
So our cat Ozzy loves being chased. If we don’t run after him, he’ll constantly just come back and keep whining until we do.
December 29, 2024 at 8:35 PM
The title of my upcoming memoir will be My Jihad. For all the snowflakes out there, jihad merely means "struggle". Don't be racist.
December 28, 2024 at 9:08 PM
MAGA's cult status could be easily disproven by criticizing Trump. But the unbreakable rule of never talking shit about the leader prevents this, and so the charge sticks. What a conundrum.
December 27, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Remains one of the greatest charts I’ve ever made
December 26, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Not sure how proud I should be
December 26, 2024 at 3:23 PM
1-800-ChatGPT is such a genius idea. I'm telling all the old people in my life about it, they desperately need something like it.
December 25, 2024 at 11:37 PM
We gave out christmas presents to the local squirrels
December 25, 2024 at 6:43 PM
my wife will never understand me
December 24, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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politics is so great
December 23, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Clients.
Wow he’s just tweeting through it
December 23, 2024 at 7:39 PM
How I feel about letting go of my university’s free Microsoft Office 365 subscription
December 23, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Those who've never peeked into the middle eastern media ecosystem have no idea how mask-off they get about the Yahud. There's no white people around to tut-tut or massage their messaging!
Yemeni entertainer Mustafa Al-Momari makes a music video about how Jews are going to bring you individual rights and parties with men and women.

This is like DARE where they warn kids about all the cool stuff that happens on shrooms and it makes kids want to try it.
December 22, 2024 at 11:08 PM
After being notified that adblockers are no longer allowed on Youtube, literally the 2nd ad I see is for another ad blocker that claims to still work.
December 20, 2024 at 6:59 PM
I watched Ben Shapiro’s amazing review of Wicked & it felt like whisked away into a brighter, much happier parallel timeline where talented and intelligent people actually followed their true passions instead of performatively recycling outrage slop to an unquenchable and cultish audience.
December 18, 2024 at 6:32 PM