I underestimated the genius of building a political movement that explicitly caters to gullible idiots

So our cat Ozzy loves being chased. If we don’t run after him, he’ll constantly just come back and keep whining until we do.

Remains one of the greatest charts I’ve ever made

Not sure how proud I should be

We gave out christmas presents to the local squirrels

my wife will never understand me

How I feel about letting go of my university’s free Microsoft Office 365 subscription

Cultural appropriation can be so unbelievably based. Some British paratroopers heard an Arab dude in Tunisia yelling “Wahai Mohammed” at his donkey and they turned that phrase into their battle cry.

Perfect encapsulation of my wife & I’s relative approach to life