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Yeleton Skeleton, Attorney At Law
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Not actually an attorney literally at all please don't give me your law problems (lawblems)

I do digital illustration! (Like, actually! Professionally!)
so today i learned that you can check a website's robots.txt file (the way a website can disallow bots from scraping them) yourself just by typing in a place's web address with /robots.txt on the end.

on that note, this site is extreeeemely scrapeable
March 4, 2024 at 5:32 PM
i genuinely hate that fuckin 'no friendship decay!!' shit that circulates sometimes (like right now, which is why i'm posting about it)
November 30, 2023 at 7:40 PM
getting proper medical treatment is a miserable circus that never ends: the movie
November 22, 2023 at 11:28 PM
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"Yes I approve the draft of this PDF, send it to the printers"
November 5, 2023 at 9:23 PM
i love hugging moxy because she purrs like a motorboat the whole time but very obviously cannot handle being held
November 3, 2023 at 12:49 AM
i started writing a really long thing on tumblr and a couple sentences in decided it didn't feel worth it

is it growth? apathy? a better sleep schedule? all? none? we may never know
November 2, 2023 at 2:37 PM
do u ever receive a piece of mildly cursed knowledge that none of ur friends are aware of so now it haunts you every time you see something regarding whatever that cursed knowledge is about

which is a lot

because that thing is a piece of popular media
October 17, 2023 at 1:06 PM
show me your pet and what they are named after
October 11, 2023 at 2:27 AM
my cat has a sixth sense for the times i actually need to leave the house and chooses only those times to fall asleep on my chest
October 10, 2023 at 1:09 PM
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have you ever thought about how the sexual dimorphism of modern disney characters has perfectly paralleled the sexual dimorphism of the proboscis monkey. i cannot stop thinking about it.
October 5, 2023 at 3:09 PM
I genuinely hate that one image of Paul blart big naturals because, and I wish I was kidding on this, it gives me dysphoria
October 6, 2023 at 11:39 AM
my friend's mom took me and her out kayaking for the first time in my life the other week and now i think about kayaking 4 times a week, wistfully waiting for the next time i can go. i'm boutta be an outdoor nerd
September 29, 2023 at 7:24 PM
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Dont forget yall: retweet the shit you like. It is genuinely criticial that you interact with things on here because there IS no algorithm. I know you have the habit of never touching anything from twitter but you need to abandon it and adopt liking and retweeting en masse
September 24, 2023 at 10:30 AM
first morning back in the office after being sick for like three weeks and honestly despite the worst of my symptoms dissipating i still am dealing with reduced lung capacity thanks to the sheer amount of gunk just hanging out in there

so it's a good day for having lots of thoughts
September 29, 2023 at 2:39 PM
was looking through the art I have saved on procreate last night and noticed that the years that I was really pushing to do more art, trying to make a daily practice of it, a lot of my stuff was just. kinda bleh quality doodles
September 26, 2023 at 6:25 PM
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I’m trying to focus more on writing these days, but I still love helping people tell their stories and helping newer creators. Last year I wrote up some advice for an aspiring comic writer, to whom I recommended starting with writing short stories. Pass along if you find these helpful!
September 15, 2023 at 7:07 PM
hoo doggy you can tell i haven't been getting good sleep the last couple nights because my urge to ramble meaninglessly increases *substantially*
September 11, 2023 at 3:04 PM
so I work in marketing, right. like that's a whole thing.

and something i've been receiving lately is this constant onslaught of emails from various idk design groups or websites, advertising webinars on AI use
September 8, 2023 at 5:41 PM
Oh hey y'know what let's really break this account in - it's time for me to ramble about my personal life in an overly-long thread.

*Breaks bottle against ship*
September 5, 2023 at 12:51 AM
daytime rebalbbbbb~
September 4, 2023 at 3:15 PM
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Her: Who's your favourite vampire?

Me: The one from Sesame Street

Her: He doesn't count

Me: I assure you he does
August 17, 2023 at 9:27 AM
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Pronouncing geocities so it rhymes with atrocities
August 8, 2023 at 8:05 PM
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"ship of theseus" 2022
August 11, 2023 at 4:29 AM
show your range: hand edition
August 11, 2023 at 12:31 AM
one of my coworkers is a spunky lil gen z sonuvabitch and i have so much respect for him
August 10, 2023 at 8:17 PM