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Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect theonion.com/musk-signals...
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ...
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April 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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mightygodking.com
Just so everybody understands, Booker has been speaking cogently about the issues the entire time and Strom Thurmond famously spent hours reading from the encyclopedia, because segregationists were and are dumbshits
ashtonpittman.bsky.social Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · Apr 1
If Sen. Cory Booker makes it to 7:19 p.m. EST, he will break segregationist Dixiecrat Strom Thurmond's record for his 24 hour 18 minute Senate floor speech against the Civil Rights Act of 1957.
April 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
yawnyshawny.bsky.social
Can someone please just come cry with me about everything going on? I just need like twenty minutes of your time, and then let's go fuck shit up
February 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
yawnyshawny.bsky.social
This full moon is giving out some weird vibes, and I'm here for it 🤪🌕 #fullmoon #beavermoon #supermoon
November 16, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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Watching the DNC and tearing up because this is what hope feels like (and it's terrifying but I'm gonna feel ot anyway)
August 20, 2024 at 3:40 AM