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They fired me from the paleontology department cause I kept drawings the dinosaurs too sexy
November 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
They fired me from the paleontology department cause I kept drawings the dinosaurs too sexy
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i don't really do findom anymore but i will always be proud of the time i got paid to make this guy destroy his own jordan peterson books. like he was fully sending me money and all i had to do was pick the books he destroyed as part of his "leftist corruption" fetish
August 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
i don't really do findom anymore but i will always be proud of the time i got paid to make this guy destroy his own jordan peterson books. like he was fully sending me money and all i had to do was pick the books he destroyed as part of his "leftist corruption" fetish
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By complete coincidence, a sample comic from WarioWare: D.I.Y. Showcase appears to be notably close in its plot to popular online game Among Us, featuring an imposter among astronauts and the verbatim use of the phrase "among us", a decade before that game was released.
February 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
By complete coincidence, a sample comic from WarioWare: D.I.Y. Showcase appears to be notably close in its plot to popular online game Among Us, featuring an imposter among astronauts and the verbatim use of the phrase "among us", a decade before that game was released.
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Experimental post: Dubious Statements from Official Sources
In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, I have compiled a variety of statements that are bizarre, but were published in official Nintendo-authorized sources.
In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, I have compiled a variety of statements that are bizarre, but were published in official Nintendo-authorized sources.
April 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Experimental post: Dubious Statements from Official Sources
In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, I have compiled a variety of statements that are bizarre, but were published in official Nintendo-authorized sources.
In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, I have compiled a variety of statements that are bizarre, but were published in official Nintendo-authorized sources.
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The Nintendo Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door changes Mario's sleep timers, which inadvertently buffs Luigi's ability to bore people to sleep. Before, listening to him was 2.6 times more boring than doing nothing; in the remake, it is 6.46 times more boring.
April 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The Nintendo Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door changes Mario's sleep timers, which inadvertently buffs Luigi's ability to bore people to sleep. Before, listening to him was 2.6 times more boring than doing nothing; in the remake, it is 6.46 times more boring.
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when you reply back to a mean comment and they immediately fold
July 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
when you reply back to a mean comment and they immediately fold
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andrew bridgman = the undisputed champion of birthday texts
July 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
andrew bridgman = the undisputed champion of birthday texts
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EACH RICH PERSON MUST SPIN THE DIAL OF DESTINY
July 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
EACH RICH PERSON MUST SPIN THE DIAL OF DESTINY
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IMPORTANT
Please understand that as more people join Bluesky, there are more people who do not know that they used to call me The Drift King back in college. Please help spread the word
June 11, 2025 at 10:05 AM
IMPORTANT
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Here's me stealing your Nintendo Switches
July 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Here's me stealing your Nintendo Switches
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sorry I gotta know every detail of what happened here. why were they messing with pow(). why did they not test pow() after messing with it. why did it take until an investigation by the osu team to figure out what was wrong. should the osu team be placed in charge of the windows runtime
looks like the latest build of windows 11 shipped with a broken version of pow() that says (-1)² = -1:
github.com/ppy/osu/issu...
github.com/ppy/osu/issu...
PP counter overflowing to NaNs during play · Issue #33948 · ppy/osu
Type Game behaviour Bug description Since a few days ago, PP counter in osu! lazer is almost guaranteed to overflow, out of nowhere. What makes this more weird is that I don't recall receiving any ...
github.com
July 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
sorry I gotta know every detail of what happened here. why were they messing with pow(). why did they not test pow() after messing with it. why did it take until an investigation by the osu team to figure out what was wrong. should the osu team be placed in charge of the windows runtime
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I do this every day. It's never the correct answer but I feel like any other guess would be an affront to the lord
February 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I do this every day. It's never the correct answer but I feel like any other guess would be an affront to the lord
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Love this little guy
May 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Love this little guy
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"AI Engorgement" refers to the phenomenon where an AI model absorbs too much misinformation in its training data. This corrupts the model's base truth, leading to strange glitches. An engorged image model, when prompted to create images for "cat" and "historical", generated the following:
May 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"AI Engorgement" refers to the phenomenon where an AI model absorbs too much misinformation in its training data. This corrupts the model's base truth, leading to strange glitches. An engorged image model, when prompted to create images for "cat" and "historical", generated the following:
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third time i think i see a free parking spot only for another FUCKING GLOBSTER to be there
March 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
third time i think i see a free parking spot only for another FUCKING GLOBSTER to be there
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pussy from uhhhh pussy from a girl that uhhhh (kicking a rock on the sidewalk) ah hell i can’t think of nothin
March 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
pussy from uhhhh pussy from a girl that uhhhh (kicking a rock on the sidewalk) ah hell i can’t think of nothin
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It looks like someone has hacked a crosswalk button in Palo Alto to deliver at least two different messages in the voice of Elon Musk.
(They are not complimentary)
(They are not complimentary)
April 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It looks like someone has hacked a crosswalk button in Palo Alto to deliver at least two different messages in the voice of Elon Musk.
(They are not complimentary)
(They are not complimentary)
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TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
September 11, 2001 at 12:14 PM
TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
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Oh I've also been playing Nubby's Number Factory lately and it's the first time since launch where I can honestly say that if you enjoy Balatro you will also probably get down with Nubby
That game absolutely has the secret sauce
That game absolutely has the secret sauce
March 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Oh I've also been playing Nubby's Number Factory lately and it's the first time since launch where I can honestly say that if you enjoy Balatro you will also probably get down with Nubby
That game absolutely has the secret sauce
That game absolutely has the secret sauce
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Working on beating Jokerless and uhhhh this game is kinda bullshit isn’t it
March 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Working on beating Jokerless and uhhhh this game is kinda bullshit isn’t it