This is why I love Tumblr instead of bulesky

#1 trending over there is some fuckass Fandom nobody has ever heard of. Not something that makes me worried for mine and others safety😁👍

I feel like humans have this sixth sense where we know where we are and what is around us and shit like that and i'm saying this because i thought someone was behind me earlier and i turned out to be right 5 seconds later

Remember that your inner monologue is just your brain doing a podcast.

10 y/o me [reading Peanuts comic]: Man I can’t get enough of these WWI references.

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

Yes son the dog is in heaven & hes a pokemon now. The dog became a pokemon as thats what he desired most within his magic heart when he died

hi sharks, i’m asking for grocery money

I've been listening to the dire wolves howling and they make so much more sense than anything anyone is saying here

i’m only one bad decision away from pushing a shopping cart full of empty baked bean cans down the freeway and yelling at trucks

mi toki e toki pona la mi ken kepeken e nimi mute taso ni li nasin ike tawa mi

If i could post in ithkuil i could have more post per post but i don't know ithkuil so fml

Of course you can take tje money bit first you need to answer this question: if marie has 1826 melons and damian has