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xtiaan
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I'm not dancing with you
It always cracks me up to come into the office and see one of the cleaning staff broke apart one of my knickknacks and tried to fix it, in part because I'm on phone number basis with them and the stuff I have at work is so dumb (cat with mecha carrier)
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Living in scattered site for 15 years as kind of a weirdo leads to... I think most people assume I'm a client since they're all fairly new. My upstairs neighbor just came down to ask if I could change some lightbulbs and I was like yeah of course and she was trying to give me an EBT
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
IN FRONT OF THE WALDORF
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Slowly starting to cook again at my GFs since my kitchen is unusable. Shakshuka w/ merguez.
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I cannot get over googles ai picking up my conversations at the bodega or store or whatever and turning them into insane ai queries (I was buying a cheap vape because I forgot to bring one to my GFs... The other one was uh subway)
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Why does Google keep turning itself on in my pocket and doing this
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My gf has never heard I am sitting in a room and and it's been a while for me and man I forgot how nuts that piece is
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Pistons are insane
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I went to visit my cat in the projects tonight

She loves it there so I'm letting them stay a couple more days
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Fall rebels in morningside
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
One good thing about this trip is I finally got fucking headphones after losing my case a while ago

Feels good to be back in Harlem listening to cam
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
My boss and gf were both like "this is the most egregious example of white privilege I've ever seen" but we're ultimately glad I made it back
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I can't believe I made it from Qatar to Boston to NYC without a valid passport or a real id. Border patrol was like "how did they let you fly out in the first place?" and I was like I really don't know (and I don't, I didn't know I had my expired passport until I was looking at it on the plane out)
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Doha airport really is incredibly large and beautiful
November 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Check out this dope fucking big tote I got for my gf at the airport
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
A reminder to always do jury duty, particularly grand jury in cities, because it's easier to convince people to throw out dumb cases than you realize.
straight-up jury nullification. this guy did it, confessed to it, and the jury instructions explicitly said that if he did it intentionally, it was assault.
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I can't believe I fucked up and didn't bring my klonopin to Qatar and I somehow made it through the work week
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I flew with the director of my division in the clothes I wore to my GFs on Friday night because I was in a rush
November 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This is too much for me

I'm wearing sweatpants and a shirt with a repeating cat pattern because I couldn't make the airport on time
November 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Whoa
November 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Leaving the cats for a cat vacation. Off to qatar
November 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
lol
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I feel like "AI in schools" is more the topic here
October 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
having gout and anemia in the same year is some real dietary chaos
October 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I'm missing 4 units of blood somehow??? That's like 40% of my blood?
October 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM