man i don't even want to get into it but the moral withering i see from journos with insanely good job security in the face of even the most inept power has been gradually breaking me. im the easiest to let go and somehow the only one to ever be like "uh"

Damn decline of British sea power is a good call

"get some groceries or something!!" Like I'm not the shit faced one here asking for a lightbulb to be changed I'm good lol you're my neighbor I'm just gonna do it

lol

time to listen to the sufjan song

those are my airplanes to get home!

one time i brought friends to work and the new chairman of the IOC (olympic committee) had been giving an office in a coworkers floor and we went in there and my buddy went to sit down at the guys desk and stops and goes "holy shit gross" and his chair was full of toenail clippings

It's pretty funny that the ai parses and presents my voice the exact same way I do online. Maybe I've just nailed presenting myself

Don't they literally ask you to confirm what's being scanned

Being a michigander involves a lot of artist/art separation (i was listening to bawitdaba an hour ago)

Even got back to NYC and CVS before it closed

When they were confirming my identity I mentioned I was off my meds and they were like "please don't be offended but are you shaking because you need your meds or because you have something you shouldn't?" and hand searched all my luggage

I'm so bad at traveling

I had to go in and out of security in Boston for my transfer and they didn't want to let me back in for the domestic leg. How did I get through four checkpoints. I mean I know and it's insane but wow. And all four days into Klonopin withdrawal.