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xtiaan
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I'm not dancing with you
It always cracks me up to come into the office and see one of the cleaning staff broke apart one of my knickknacks and tried to fix it, in part because I'm on phone number basis with them and the stuff I have at work is so dumb (cat with mecha carrier)
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Slowly starting to cook again at my GFs since my kitchen is unusable. Shakshuka w/ merguez.
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I cannot get over googles ai picking up my conversations at the bodega or store or whatever and turning them into insane ai queries (I was buying a cheap vape because I forgot to bring one to my GFs... The other one was uh subway)
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Why does Google keep turning itself on in my pocket and doing this
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I went to visit my cat in the projects tonight

She loves it there so I'm letting them stay a couple more days
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Fall rebels in morningside
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Doha airport really is incredibly large and beautiful
November 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Check out this dope fucking big tote I got for my gf at the airport
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I flew with the director of my division in the clothes I wore to my GFs on Friday night because I was in a rush
November 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This is too much for me

I'm wearing sweatpants and a shirt with a repeating cat pattern because I couldn't make the airport on time
November 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Whoa
November 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Leaving the cats for a cat vacation. Off to qatar
November 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I feel like "AI in schools" is more the topic here
October 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The fries look green

This is totally my shit but I am absolutely repulsed by this
October 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
there is something truly amazing in our ability to be what we supposedly hate
October 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Rip
October 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Got paid it's supra time
September 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
September 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I hadn't been to the bookstore in like a decade but they also have this tote with the charter in the background and I think I'm gonna get it for my hf

They were still setting up for tomorrow and not selling stuff yet though
September 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
After 15 years I decided to embrace big loser vibes and get a work crewneck for fall

Honestly I just like our color and logo
September 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Feeling like my brain worked for once
September 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The intakes on this big Lambo Lego are super fragile and I've been trying to fix one blind for like a week and today since I'm sick I decided to figure it out and immediately fainted and dropped it on the floor. Somehow in the following hour or so I recovered all pieces and fixed w/I instructions
September 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This is true I don't often get emails from the Qatari foreign ministry but when I do I want thenlk
September 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This shit is so tight dude
September 8, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Seen this thing on reddit where a door dash guy named negman pissed on this dudes noodles lol
September 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM