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The cheer that erupted when @rejectedjokes.bsky.social said he did a Publix commercial ~20 years ago was, for better or for worse, one of the most Florida things I’ve ever witnessed.
July 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The cheer that erupted when @rejectedjokes.bsky.social said he did a Publix commercial ~20 years ago was, for better or for worse, one of the most Florida things I’ve ever witnessed.
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I am surrounded by people who are outsourcing their own thinking to ChatGPT and they are quickly and obviously becoming dependent on it for even the most banal tasks. Once again, the "figuring it out" is the important part. Yes, you can use a crane to lift weights but you will not get stronger
June 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I am surrounded by people who are outsourcing their own thinking to ChatGPT and they are quickly and obviously becoming dependent on it for even the most banal tasks. Once again, the "figuring it out" is the important part. Yes, you can use a crane to lift weights but you will not get stronger
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JD Vance has a demon inside of him that eats popes
April 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
JD Vance has a demon inside of him that eats popes
I already thought we would be friends IRL but then he asked for questions about Myst and Riven and that just solidified it in my brain.
March 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I already thought we would be friends IRL but then he asked for questions about Myst and Riven and that just solidified it in my brain.
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Most of our politicians are happily sitting in the audience of the play they’re supposed to be starring in while everyone around them is wondering why the curtains are still closed
February 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Most of our politicians are happily sitting in the audience of the play they’re supposed to be starring in while everyone around them is wondering why the curtains are still closed
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rewatching sleeping beauty–
these fairies go 16 years without using magic to hide aurora, fumble the bag on the last day, and go “we’re gonna make the WHOLE CITY go to sleep so they don’t realize we fucked up soooooo bad” and i gotta respect that
these fairies go 16 years without using magic to hide aurora, fumble the bag on the last day, and go “we’re gonna make the WHOLE CITY go to sleep so they don’t realize we fucked up soooooo bad” and i gotta respect that
February 5, 2025 at 7:07 AM
rewatching sleeping beauty–
these fairies go 16 years without using magic to hide aurora, fumble the bag on the last day, and go “we’re gonna make the WHOLE CITY go to sleep so they don’t realize we fucked up soooooo bad” and i gotta respect that
these fairies go 16 years without using magic to hide aurora, fumble the bag on the last day, and go “we’re gonna make the WHOLE CITY go to sleep so they don’t realize we fucked up soooooo bad” and i gotta respect that
When my dog willingly chooses to get up and relocate to curl up in my lap, I feel like I’ve won the lottery. It’s incredible.
February 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
When my dog willingly chooses to get up and relocate to curl up in my lap, I feel like I’ve won the lottery. It’s incredible.
At the dog park with Rosie, getting her zoomies out, she let out a few barks and one of the teens playing pickleball on the court nearby immediately barked back. Thanks for the laugh, kid.
February 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
At the dog park with Rosie, getting her zoomies out, she let out a few barks and one of the teens playing pickleball on the court nearby immediately barked back. Thanks for the laugh, kid.
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Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
January 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
I will never forget discovering that my favorite BK sandwich is called “Long Chicken” in Europe. I’ve made it a mission to try it in every country. So far I’ve had it in Germany and Italy
January 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I will never forget discovering that my favorite BK sandwich is called “Long Chicken” in Europe. I’ve made it a mission to try it in every country. So far I’ve had it in Germany and Italy
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I can be overwhelmed or underwhelmed, but I can’t be whelmed.
Or, at least, I think theoretically I could but the way I have set up my life seems to have made it very difficult.
I would love to spend more of my life whelmed. Someone whelm me.
Or, at least, I think theoretically I could but the way I have set up my life seems to have made it very difficult.
I would love to spend more of my life whelmed. Someone whelm me.
December 10, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I can be overwhelmed or underwhelmed, but I can’t be whelmed.
Or, at least, I think theoretically I could but the way I have set up my life seems to have made it very difficult.
I would love to spend more of my life whelmed. Someone whelm me.
Or, at least, I think theoretically I could but the way I have set up my life seems to have made it very difficult.
I would love to spend more of my life whelmed. Someone whelm me.
Hello, West Virginia piccolo section!
November 28, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Hello, West Virginia piccolo section!
The jolly green giant looks like it’s ready to doom us in a temple from which Indy is gonna have to rescue us
November 28, 2024 at 4:09 PM
The jolly green giant looks like it’s ready to doom us in a temple from which Indy is gonna have to rescue us
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If any content creator friends want to get a sneak peek of Rise of the Resistance/Galaxy's Edge on @mcparks.us, DM me, and let's schedule some time to walk through.
This honestly is our most ambitious project ever. Custom First Order interactions, working data pads, custom Lightsabers, and more!
This honestly is our most ambitious project ever. Custom First Order interactions, working data pads, custom Lightsabers, and more!
November 21, 2024 at 11:53 PM
If any content creator friends want to get a sneak peek of Rise of the Resistance/Galaxy's Edge on @mcparks.us, DM me, and let's schedule some time to walk through.
This honestly is our most ambitious project ever. Custom First Order interactions, working data pads, custom Lightsabers, and more!
This honestly is our most ambitious project ever. Custom First Order interactions, working data pads, custom Lightsabers, and more!
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Having experienced them all:
Bluesky > Threads > Staring into the middle distance in longing > the emptiness inside > twitter
Bluesky > Threads > Staring into the middle distance in longing > the emptiness inside > twitter
November 20, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Having experienced them all:
Bluesky > Threads > Staring into the middle distance in longing > the emptiness inside > twitter
Bluesky > Threads > Staring into the middle distance in longing > the emptiness inside > twitter
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ANDY: I clarified your butter.
ME: Ghee! Thanks!
ME: Ghee! Thanks!
November 19, 2024 at 2:22 PM
ANDY: I clarified your butter.
ME: Ghee! Thanks!
ME: Ghee! Thanks!
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Forced birth in a country with:
—No universal healthcare
—No universal childcare
—No paid family & medical leave
—One of the highest rates of maternal mortality among rich nations
This isn't about "life." It's about control.
—No universal healthcare
—No universal childcare
—No paid family & medical leave
—One of the highest rates of maternal mortality among rich nations
This isn't about "life." It's about control.
between anti-abortion extremists and rfk the trump administration seems to be a targeted effort to increase maternal and early childhood mortality
November 14, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Forced birth in a country with:
—No universal healthcare
—No universal childcare
—No paid family & medical leave
—One of the highest rates of maternal mortality among rich nations
This isn't about "life." It's about control.
—No universal healthcare
—No universal childcare
—No paid family & medical leave
—One of the highest rates of maternal mortality among rich nations
This isn't about "life." It's about control.
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
mental health break? you bet it did
It’s like 2017 again and my tummy is so happy
November 10, 2024 at 3:21 PM
It’s like 2017 again and my tummy is so happy