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pfp @skullbunnygalaxy.bsky.social
boring cis dude he/him
jmail.world

The fact that it includes all the spam and ends with the fucking daily flipboard news saying "EPSTEIN ARRESTED"
Jmail, logged in as jeevacation@gmail.com
You are logged into jeevacation@gmail.com, Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.
jmail.world
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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chicago pope is easily the funniest thing the catholic church has done in more than 100 years
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
@gavinverhey.bsky.social @tolariancommunitycollege.com @rhysticstudies.bsky.social Here's a dump of the AOL magic the gathering board from some time in the mid 90s if you want to peruse discmaster.textfiles.com/browse/12788...
AOL File Library: 9,500 to 9,599
discmaster.textfiles.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Oh my god that is the worst possible answer
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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SAM&RD.ANS, 1997-01-05 from ftp.sunet.se/pub/pictures/ (FTP)
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Happy 20, November day to all who remember the charts
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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checking in, john carmack is a piece of shit, john romero is the good john
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This is actually really impressive typography for ansi art
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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time to update my $ps1
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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FUCKU.ANS, 1993-08-13 from The Unsorted BBS Collection (other)
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Wait. So, all chronically ill people need to do to lower insurance costs is just be healthy. Holy smokes! You mean to tell me all I need to do is get rid of this progressive, terminal disability I was born with to be healthy?!

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THIS BEFORE?!
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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I skeet for the people who also had a visceral fear of the cover of Whitley Strieber's Communion while growing up.

(Still do tbh)
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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My favorite thing about the Game Awards nominations is how the only woman included in the Best Content Creator is an anime girl.
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
@alexdainis.bsky.social giant zeppelin update
Bay Area commuters looked skyward as a gleaming white airship glided over San Francisco and the Golden Gate Bridge. It wasn’t a blimp ad or a movie stunt — it was a 400-foot experimental zeppelin.
Massive white blimp floating over San Francisco has ties to Google
Bay Area commuters looked skyward as a gleaming white airship glided over San Francisco and the Golden Gate Bridge. It wasn’t a blimp ad or a movie stunt — it was a 400-foot experimental...
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November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
lol
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
burger becky was gaming's version of a session musician in philly who played on all the hits of the 70s and 80s and got a three hour long "tribute to" concert despite no one outside the music production scene knowing who they were.
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I got really excited about a song I heard in a deli today and shazamed; was raving about it to people all day, got home, went to go find the artist to buy it... it's suno.

I feel terrible and let down.

From no on I won't share music from artists that don't have merch.
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Why don't Chuck Jones and Mel Blanc have national holidays?
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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“everyone talking about balatro sounds like there’s a gas leak in their house” take undefeated
Kevin Hart is the mechanized Balatro: the jester fae that once haunted the courts of dead empires but whose domain is now undead capital. He is the spirit of a fell world, immiserated by its rationality and its pursuant disenchantment.

Sign up on OnlyBets with code “Hart25” for a free $100 parlay.
it really does feel like he was hollowed out at some point by a terrifying eldritch exec and is just biomechanical at this point, switching on and off when a podcast or commercial is needed and put into storage when not to save space
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This is the second time this movie has appeared in programmatic retrocomputing feeds because of the name. Brilliant marketing!
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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You know what's funny?

Kid 'n Play had a Saturday morning cartoon that was essentially House Party: The Animated Series. Most of the same characters and cast too.

So, yeah, I definitely watched.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPJq...
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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adding the Tactics Ogre OST to anything instantly transforms it into high art, a thing of aching, poignant beauty. here it is over images of Taco Bell
July 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM