Zac Wasielewski
@xac.bsky.social
Paint that shit gold.
July 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Paint that shit gold.
I wasn’t able to attend a No Kings rally today, but checking in now I’m kinda blown away by the turnout nationwide. Optimistic.
June 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I wasn’t able to attend a No Kings rally today, but checking in now I’m kinda blown away by the turnout nationwide. Optimistic.
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My ADHD superpower is taking 5 hours to write 2 emails, both of which should have been sent last week.
June 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My ADHD superpower is taking 5 hours to write 2 emails, both of which should have been sent last week.
Lately I’m finding myself composing like 90% of a social media post or reply and then throwing it away after considering “does this offer anything to the world?” The answer is always no.
June 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Lately I’m finding myself composing like 90% of a social media post or reply and then throwing it away after considering “does this offer anything to the world?” The answer is always no.
“Taking a dump” has casually entered my 9-year-old’s lexicon.
May 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
“Taking a dump” has casually entered my 9-year-old’s lexicon.
You know that guy at bars or weddings where you’re standing there chatting and he keeps rotating around so he’s sorta behind your shoulder, and you have to move back in response, on and on, for the whole conversation. What’s that guy up to?
May 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
You know that guy at bars or weddings where you’re standing there chatting and he keeps rotating around so he’s sorta behind your shoulder, and you have to move back in response, on and on, for the whole conversation. What’s that guy up to?
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(condescendingly) Maybe learn something. Maybe read the wikipedia summary of a book sometime
May 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
(condescendingly) Maybe learn something. Maybe read the wikipedia summary of a book sometime
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listen, I know you're exhausted what with the baby keeping you up all night and requiring constant supervision all day but you really should set up a microbiology lab in the den and conduct a double-blind longitudinal study of the efficacy of the polio vaccine in your spare time
April 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
listen, I know you're exhausted what with the baby keeping you up all night and requiring constant supervision all day but you really should set up a microbiology lab in the den and conduct a double-blind longitudinal study of the efficacy of the polio vaccine in your spare time
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The Trumps are off American soil! Time to:
FILL THE 1ST FLOOR OF THE WHITE HOUSE WITH BAKED BEANS
FILL THE 1ST FLOOR OF THE WHITE HOUSE WITH BAKED BEANS
April 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The Trumps are off American soil! Time to:
FILL THE 1ST FLOOR OF THE WHITE HOUSE WITH BAKED BEANS
FILL THE 1ST FLOOR OF THE WHITE HOUSE WITH BAKED BEANS
At 10 years old, I was eliminated from the countywide spelling bee by the *only* word in the whole competition that I couldn’t spell. I was furious because I’d never even heard of it. The word was “tariff.”
Trump must have the same story, right?
Trump must have the same story, right?
April 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
At 10 years old, I was eliminated from the countywide spelling bee by the *only* word in the whole competition that I couldn’t spell. I was furious because I’d never even heard of it. The word was “tariff.”
Trump must have the same story, right?
Trump must have the same story, right?
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dems should have pranked corey booker and formed a long line to the bathroom
April 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
dems should have pranked corey booker and formed a long line to the bathroom
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what booker is doing right now is an example of what i mean when i say things like “we need more ambition right now.” there is room in american politics right now for people with ambition to take big stands and reap the rewards. he’s doing it!
April 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
what booker is doing right now is an example of what i mean when i say things like “we need more ambition right now.” there is room in american politics right now for people with ambition to take big stands and reap the rewards. he’s doing it!
I will never forgive ChatGPT for ruining em dashes.
March 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I will never forgive ChatGPT for ruining em dashes.
My 8yo son, deciding to run for class president:
“did you know the teachers’ bathroom has quality toilet paper?!”
“did you know the teachers’ bathroom has quality toilet paper?!”
March 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
My 8yo son, deciding to run for class president:
“did you know the teachers’ bathroom has quality toilet paper?!”
“did you know the teachers’ bathroom has quality toilet paper?!”
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Word has it DOGE has terminated the five men protecting the cursed seal that holds the five dark sages in their slumber
March 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Word has it DOGE has terminated the five men protecting the cursed seal that holds the five dark sages in their slumber
Me opening twitter/X before I get out of bed.
February 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Me opening twitter/X before I get out of bed.
Christmas came late (or early?) this year. 😁
February 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Christmas came late (or early?) this year. 😁
I just don’t feel like it.
February 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I just don’t feel like it.
at the lab getting bloodwork and after being asked “are you fasting?” for the third time I begin to wonder... AM I fasting?
February 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
at the lab getting bloodwork and after being asked “are you fasting?” for the third time I begin to wonder... AM I fasting?
I want whatever Chuck’s smoking.
You’re worried about tomato prices.
Wait till Trump’s Mexico tariffs raise your tomato prices.
Wait till Trump’s Mexico tariffs raise your tomato prices.
February 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I want whatever Chuck’s smoking.
Afternoon xc skiing jaunt with the best little dude.
January 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Afternoon xc skiing jaunt with the best little dude.