Xana
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Xana
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If anyone could travel through time, it was Rob Reiner
In a world where fewer and fewer people concern themselves with the plight of others, the loss of Rob Reiner, who cared deeply about humanitarian causes, feels that much more devastating. RIP: 1947-1925.

[Selfie: July 2022, NYC]
December 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Actual nuance: when a company advertises on a bad platform, it comes with a cost of 'informed backlash' There are some viewers who will take your ads negatively regardless of how many AIs you use to write your commercials.
Fuck Google, YouTube, and Twitter in particular
December 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Fuck netflix. User for 2 decades. They've completely sunsetted old apps for no reason. Wish they would support users the same way they supported Kevin Spacey. I feel sorry for anyone with stock; it's not promising
December 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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I’ve seen two kids post that the Brown University shooting is the second school shooting they’ve survived.

This should enrage and radicalize everyone.

Kids shouldn’t have to survive one shooting, let alone two.

No more thoughts and prayers.

It’s time to address the guns.
December 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
American opinion incoming:

sports mascots should be allowed to fight each other (consensually) during a match. The results should be tracked and the winningist mascot should get an award at the end of a season.

Obviously only the ones with massive foam costumes.
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Students at Olympic high school in charlotte, NC walkout to protest ICE defying the principal.

Young people are waking up to the injustices of this administration, they won’t tolerate being lied to for much longer. ICE isn’t here to protect. Young people need to realize how much power they hold!
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The US Marines accidentally bombed California. Ironically, they came super close to hitting a Russian asset. Glad no one was hurt, but who's in charge of these clowns?
October 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Holy shit. Since DJT took office, not a single Albanian has been killed by any Aberbaijan attack
You forgot Albania and Aberbaijan. 😉😏
September 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
10th circuit should approve gun bans on college campuses. Maybe we can make something good out of the whole situation...
These people are on another planet.
September 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I wish the friends and family of Charlie Kirk every hospitality that he gave to all the victims of school shootings that he talked about.
September 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
This is classic FirstWorldProblems, but how do you tell Spotify that you don't want recommendations for future-music?
I'm perfectly fine with AI ads, seeing upcoming shows in my area, but I don't understand how I could pre-listen to an album...
September 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Are tacos still illegal on a Wednesday?
June 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This is literally the best use of a graduation speech. Do you hear how the students actually support the message?
This COULD HAVE been the best PR that nyu had since they announced that Barron Trump won't actually need to attend classes in person.
The NYU audience was so *offended* that it burst into wild applause
Here is a clip of the student's speech.
May 17, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Elon musk is the Henry Ford of our generation.
February 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If Elon musk was actually beloved by shareholders, he would hold an election. He ought to win in a landslide. What's he afraid of?
February 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
WASHINGTON—According to a new report published Wednesday by the Pew Research Center, you live in a deeply embarrassing and barely functional country. “Our latest research and statistical analysis show...
theonion.com
February 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
At first they came for the pronouns, and _ didn't speak up because _ was not a pronoun.
Then __ for __ verbs, and __ because __ verb
Then ____ all ___ too late _____
February 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I can't believe we're all in this mess because a new York slumlord fell for a "South African prince" scam
February 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
February 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
February 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Doctor: Congratulations, you're pregnant! Here's a tiny gestational sac on an ultrasound.

Republican lawmakers: That's a child in there! Quick, someone write down the genitals and get it a gun!

Doctor: It doesn't have genitals yet. It's a blob of goo.

Republicans: Feed it raw milk and ivermectin!
Who run the world?
January 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Gamers: wow Elon cheats at casual streaming. Super cringe.
Elon "you can't insult me by calling me a Nazi" Musk: I'll show you cringe. Viva La Liberty!
January 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Well now that Musk is a Nazi, the Democrats will complain that any salute he does is a Nazi salute
January 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM