JW
@wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social
ex-middle school teacher. sometimes a person. enjoys sunny walks on the beach and a houesboat's hifi stereo, having been raised on Playboy Magazines from 1977. would you like to talk about sprio agnew. roll tide.
today i was reaching for brown sugar but grabbed the wrong thing, ruining pancakes
i guess we are all prone to cumin error
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November 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
today i was reaching for brown sugar but grabbed the wrong thing, ruining pancakes
i guess we are all prone to cumin error
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i guess we are all prone to cumin error
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"bring the flavor to the rice" I might be singing this to my wife to the point of getting evicted
Ngl I’ve had this song stuck in my head all day.
(And yes, that’s Lupita Nyong'o, she volunteered to be in the video when they were doing promo for “Queen of Katwe.”)
(And yes, that’s Lupita Nyong'o, she volunteered to be in the video when they were doing promo for “Queen of Katwe.”)
November 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"bring the flavor to the rice" I might be singing this to my wife to the point of getting evicted
i like that the US has a completely made-up version of another country's cuisine that comes with the worst cookies possible, except they are psychic
October 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
i like that the US has a completely made-up version of another country's cuisine that comes with the worst cookies possible, except they are psychic
if you got that good tap water and a bag of ice, brother, you are LIVING
October 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
if you got that good tap water and a bag of ice, brother, you are LIVING
when i die, please play the @mst3kofficial.bsky.social orchestral theme and roast my corpse with zingers. afterwards, arm up with weapons and overturn the kleptocracy. this is my last will and testtube.
October 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
when i die, please play the @mst3kofficial.bsky.social orchestral theme and roast my corpse with zingers. afterwards, arm up with weapons and overturn the kleptocracy. this is my last will and testtube.
MY president is the Minion who lords over the 101 coming into hollywood
WHO DEFLECTED JD VANCE'S MISSILES WHEN THE TIME WAS NIGH?
WHO DEFLECTED JD VANCE'S MISSILES WHEN THE TIME WAS NIGH?
October 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
MY president is the Minion who lords over the 101 coming into hollywood
WHO DEFLECTED JD VANCE'S MISSILES WHEN THE TIME WAS NIGH?
WHO DEFLECTED JD VANCE'S MISSILES WHEN THE TIME WAS NIGH?
is anyone in the dc press corps asking what probably priceless objects were probably inside the part of the white house that is getting demolished and why they are on a plane to florida
October 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
is anyone in the dc press corps asking what probably priceless objects were probably inside the part of the white house that is getting demolished and why they are on a plane to florida
now if there was a CRAZY TOWN Laundromat
come my lady,
come come my lady,
gonna put in tide,
snuggle, maybe
come my lady,
come come my lady,
gonna put in tide,
snuggle, maybe
October 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
now if there was a CRAZY TOWN Laundromat
come my lady,
come come my lady,
gonna put in tide,
snuggle, maybe
come my lady,
come come my lady,
gonna put in tide,
snuggle, maybe
I sure would've loved to have been at the Universal Studios Hollywood Waterworld stunt show when those five artillery shells went off over the five
October 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I sure would've loved to have been at the Universal Studios Hollywood Waterworld stunt show when those five artillery shells went off over the five
you know it's like my therapist says: Bert people hurt people.
(my therapist's office is located on Sesame Street)
(my therapist's office is located on Sesame Street)
October 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
you know it's like my therapist says: Bert people hurt people.
(my therapist's office is located on Sesame Street)
(my therapist's office is located on Sesame Street)
how DARE the money vampires at jp morgan chase use "Green Grass Grew All Around" in a commercial. gentlemen, green grass is only a metaphor for money if you are a brooks brothers psychopath
October 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
how DARE the money vampires at jp morgan chase use "Green Grass Grew All Around" in a commercial. gentlemen, green grass is only a metaphor for money if you are a brooks brothers psychopath
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"luring a feral cat inside while watching DnD youtube" was not the plan but here i suppose we are. Life comes at you fast!
October 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
"luring a feral cat inside while watching DnD youtube" was not the plan but here i suppose we are. Life comes at you fast!
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My favorite Protestants denomination anagram is “Presbyterians”=“Britney Spears”
October 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
My favorite Protestants denomination anagram is “Presbyterians”=“Britney Spears”
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my brother in christ
October 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
my brother in christ
the weird thing about all these racist man-children is how they have tradesman names --- cooper, mason, carpenter -- when the only thing they are capable
of building is the fourth reich.
of building is the fourth reich.
October 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
the weird thing about all these racist man-children is how they have tradesman names --- cooper, mason, carpenter -- when the only thing they are capable
of building is the fourth reich.
of building is the fourth reich.
the SLC NPS had totinos party pizzas for 33 cents a pop which is how i have chosen to die
October 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
the SLC NPS had totinos party pizzas for 33 cents a pop which is how i have chosen to die
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COLLEGE FOOT BALLS ANAGRAMS
an anagram of "ucla vs nittany lions" is "still, sunny vacation"
an anagram of "miami rocks noles" is "minicams lookers"
an anagram of "gators upset longhorns" is "gangrenous sloth sport"
an anagram of "ucla vs nittany lions" is "still, sunny vacation"
an anagram of "miami rocks noles" is "minicams lookers"
an anagram of "gators upset longhorns" is "gangrenous sloth sport"
October 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
COLLEGE FOOT BALLS ANAGRAMS
an anagram of "ucla vs nittany lions" is "still, sunny vacation"
an anagram of "miami rocks noles" is "minicams lookers"
an anagram of "gators upset longhorns" is "gangrenous sloth sport"
an anagram of "ucla vs nittany lions" is "still, sunny vacation"
an anagram of "miami rocks noles" is "minicams lookers"
an anagram of "gators upset longhorns" is "gangrenous sloth sport"
[/is your dnd dm] shall i compare you to a summer's dray
October 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
[/is your dnd dm] shall i compare you to a summer's dray
OPPENHEIMER: hey i built this incredibly devastasting bomb
ALSO OPPENHEIMER: boy do
i regret building this incredibly devastating bomb
ME: /discusses this metaphor with a therapist for twenty years
ALSO OPPENHEIMER: boy do
i regret building this incredibly devastating bomb
ME: /discusses this metaphor with a therapist for twenty years
September 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
OPPENHEIMER: hey i built this incredibly devastasting bomb
ALSO OPPENHEIMER: boy do
i regret building this incredibly devastating bomb
ME: /discusses this metaphor with a therapist for twenty years
ALSO OPPENHEIMER: boy do
i regret building this incredibly devastating bomb
ME: /discusses this metaphor with a therapist for twenty years
to be honest, "remember me on this device" is perhaps the perfect tombstone engraving
September 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
to be honest, "remember me on this device" is perhaps the perfect tombstone engraving
YOUR WEEKLY REMINDER that if you support nerf-brand Mussolini and his Logan's Roadhouse secret police, taco tuesday is not for you! Go make a ritz casserole and watch CBS.
September 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
YOUR WEEKLY REMINDER that if you support nerf-brand Mussolini and his Logan's Roadhouse secret police, taco tuesday is not for you! Go make a ritz casserole and watch CBS.
R's: so there's this secret cabal of nefarious ultra wealthy people…
Me: yes go on
R's: and they have been brazenly sex trafficking minors for decades and getting away with it..
Me: so close
R's: ... and Hillary Clinton ran the whole thing in the basement of a ping-pong restaurant.
Me: smh
Me: yes go on
R's: and they have been brazenly sex trafficking minors for decades and getting away with it..
Me: so close
R's: ... and Hillary Clinton ran the whole thing in the basement of a ping-pong restaurant.
Me: smh
September 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
R's: so there's this secret cabal of nefarious ultra wealthy people…
Me: yes go on
R's: and they have been brazenly sex trafficking minors for decades and getting away with it..
Me: so close
R's: ... and Hillary Clinton ran the whole thing in the basement of a ping-pong restaurant.
Me: smh
Me: yes go on
R's: and they have been brazenly sex trafficking minors for decades and getting away with it..
Me: so close
R's: ... and Hillary Clinton ran the whole thing in the basement of a ping-pong restaurant.
Me: smh