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JW
@wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social
ex-middle school teacher. sometimes a person. enjoys sunny walks on the beach and a houesboat's hifi stereo, having been raised on Playboy Magazines from 1977. would you like to talk about sprio agnew. roll tide.
who says we should tear down monuments
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
hey man i'm just glad y'all put some respect on Tyrone Prothro's name (/sheds a single plaintive tear)
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
well one of them IS florida
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
sigh

i'll do it

#bamaspecialteams
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
SHUT UP, RYAN, I WAS GONNA WIN THIS THING CHEAP
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
i used to like flying through Charlotte to DC 'cause they had rocking chairs in the food court, one okay bbq option, and outlets before outlets were ubiquitous

this is the sum total of my Charlotte experience. Five stars!
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
you can name the crew for ESPN BET's College Gameday. Go.
November 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
scientists may never kn

...i'm sorry, i'm just getting word that all the scientists have been fired and replaced by 20 year old crypto billionaires
November 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
i do like that song he wrote for ronald reagan
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
lets drop in on that hellsite for a fun sec

/returns in 3 seconds
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
in new york, you can find a party!

in soviet mar a lago, party finds you!
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
something about the DaVinci Code?

...oooh, i see
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
angel on my shoulder: ha ha thats a funny needle drop

devil on my shoulder: some cheeky little bitch staffer thinks this is a sick shot a guy from uganda. this staffer will be a us senator
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
does this mean when cheney died the curse was lifted
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i swear if this COMMIE wins I am going to listen to REM's "Leaving New York"
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
this is the only good recipe video on the internet, imagine being a tradwife pouring ranch and nacho cheese over chicken breasts then seeing this and leaving her family forever
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
so i guess cadillac isnt getting the job
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"My mother was Mrs. Presenttime, you can just call me Ms. Now"
November 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Patrick Bateman has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
oh god, please don't let trump have a kuato
November 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
meesa gonna vote andrew cuomo at de galactic senate
November 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
remember when dick cheney was the worst republican we all knew
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM