Wyatt ZIRP
wyattzirp.bsky.social
Wyatt ZIRP
@wyattzirp.bsky.social
Liberate tutemet ex infernis
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For the curious, the reason I deleted my account was I was worried the bluesky echo chamber was conditioning me to accept a distorted view of reality that was ultimately going to interfere with the most important thing in my life: day-trading
Bill Clinton getting dome has struck a second presidency
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Marjorie Taylor Green may not have much influence over Trump but she is the closest thing to a speaker/human representative for the actual reason why he is not rotting in prison
this one is a mistake
Trump un-endorses Marjorie Taylor Greene
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
One thing I really like about the new Final Fantasy Tactics translation is that Ramza gets more confident as he gains resolve and defeats Lucavi. By the end of Chapter 3 he is 100% convinced that these guys, demon or human, aren't SHIT
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It never seems to occur to these people that one of the only ways it would have been better if Matt Gaets had exploited a 25 year old homeless woman for sex is that it would technically have been legal
Would you believe me if I told you it got so much worse from there
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Back on my bullshit
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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The distinction actually matters because we're not talking about crimes from disordered attractions, but from people deliberately looking for someone to exploit due to their youth and lack of power.
'bout to start learning the word "ephebophilia" a lot more
A very large faction of one of America's two major parties is about to start openly saying "well as long as she wasn't PRE-pubescent it's fine" with their whole chest.
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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developing a shitpost theory that clinton never trusted epstein to keep clinton behavior secret and thus never did anything untoward because he knew ken starr was also a ln epstein friend
Ken Starr signed an email to Jeffery Epstein with "hugs"
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My wife told me she felt bad for the chicken that had to die for the meal I just cooked
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
One modest conviction of mine that subtly informs my every interaction with pop culture is that everybody is constantly trying to be quippy and ironic because gormless sincerity absolutely peaked with the LotR movies and everything else is going be embarrassing in comparison
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I'm constantly unsure if society has become more lax about collecting late fees/penalties since COVID or if it's just that I've started brushing up against social strata for whom the rules don't really apply
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
gonna be so mad if it turns out it really was supposed to be an anagram
Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sorry everybody, I bought one (1) 0DTE SPY Call today so we're about to wipe out the last four months
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Gotta say I think the fact that none of Team Cave is facing reelection next year is less evidence of a fix as it is Senators facing reelection not caving when they might have otherwise
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Peters and Slotkin were nos? What a world
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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The Democrats who caved just taught Republicans that using mass starvation as a weapon works.
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The problem with folding while getting nothing is almost not so much the nothing in question than it is the message that the administration can hold Americans hostage by declining to use resources allocated for supporting us in a shutdown and it will work
November 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I might be in for an unhappy surprise on this but I truly cannot believe, at a fundamental level, that any Senator primarily elected and sustained by Democratic voters would flip for *this* deal, specifically
"A development that appeared to break the logjam: Republicans proposed that healthcare funding be provided directly to households rather than used to pay for a 1-year extension of ACA subsidies. That involves sending federal money into FSAs instead of insurance companies" www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Republicans Pitch Alternative to ACA Extension to End Government Shutdown
A proposal by GOP senators to send money directly to consumers’ health accounts rather than to insurance companies showed signs of breaking a stalemate on negotiations.
www.wsj.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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I don't think they're actually lying about this. Sure there will be a vote; Republicans will just vote it down.
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"but what kind of Pagliacci are you"
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I wonder if The Heavy set out specifically to write a catalog of songs that could only exist in the context of 2011 car commercials
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
For the curious, the reason I deleted my account was I was worried the bluesky echo chamber was conditioning me to accept a distorted view of reality that was ultimately going to interfere with the most important thing in my life: day-trading
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
One of my favorite vidyagaem goofs is how the DS remake of FF4 is voiced so you can't change anybody's names which sends the name-change NPC into an existential spiral and the rest of the game has a running side quest where you help him find a new calling
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
N.E.R.D. had a song that says "yes, you ain't heard that we swallow guys" in the chorus and they just....got away with it
November 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM