WTF Surprise Doll
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WTF Surprise Doll
@wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
Parent. Library worker. Grad student.Tired weirdo.
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happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I’ve never been a Superman fan, but that was dope.
July 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Primary every Democrat who is not meeting this moment. Get rid of them all.
June 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser
June 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday
May 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Feet! Look at her teeeny soft little toes!
#tarantula
May 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Can confirm.
the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Just deleted my 23 and Me data, so now I will lose access to such earthshaking insights such as how likely I am to have a cleft chin. Joke’s on them, I own a mirror.
March 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
When you accidentally make a shrine to the god of spring at work. Hail Kevin!
March 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Settlers were dirty, disgusting, greedy people who coughed and killed their way into stealing trillions of dollars worth of land that was previously cared for by millions of Native Americans for thousands of years. Settlers didn't "build" this country. They stole it.
March 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I was fretting this week about how none of the books I’ve been reading this year are “favorite” contenders (it’s March lol) but then I picked up this gem and I’m no longer worried. Funniest thing I read in ages, including the literal best dreidel joke ever printed, I’m sure. #booksky 💙📚
March 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Schumer’s really showing off Ted Cruz levels of backbone, jfc. With an opposition party like this, who even needed a coup?
March 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Just inhaled Victorian Psycho in an afternoon and wow do I recommend it. A visceral bloodbath wherein the indiscriminate killing of men, women, children, babies and animals is played for dark comic lulz. That sounds bad but I promise, it’s great if you have the stomach for it!📚💙
February 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Well this seems like an exceptionally bad time to be making big life plans, but I was just accepted to graduate school for library science! I want to be happy but I’m filled with unceasing existential dread! But yes, continuing on my lifelong journey to make books my entire personality, yay.
February 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later

Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner
January 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I fucking hate AI but someone posted this in a tarantula group I’m in, in response to someone else losing a beloved spider, and a)this is objectively hilarious but b)also I cried
January 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
January 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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we’re about to spend a day or two arguing about whether the thing he did that perfectly mimicked a Nazi salute was in fact a Nazi salute, but I can’t get past what a complete fucking dork freak he looks like when doing it
he wants to be hitler
January 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Love the “happy to have caught a cricket” dance routine from Glen Powell tonight!
#tarantula
January 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Toby Maguire the Spider just molted and I really think molting looks like fun. I want new skin.
January 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I hate starting a new game. I was an accomplished, boss-ass cowboy and now I have to learn how to jump and read a map this is dumb.
December 28, 2024 at 1:59 AM
I used to make friends on the internet, now I just buy bras.
December 15, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Choose 20 books that have sayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

13/20

#BookSky #Books #BookChallenge
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December 4, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Choose 20 books that have sayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

12/20

#BookSky #Books #BookChallenge
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December 1, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Choose 20 books that have sayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

11/20

#BookSky #Books #BookChallenge
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November 29, 2024 at 11:00 PM