WTF Surprise Doll
LightNews LightNews
wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
WTF Surprise Doll
@wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
210 followers 430 following 310 posts
Parent. Library worker. Grad student.Tired weirdo.
🚫AI🚫
✔️Alt text✔️
Posts Replies Media Videos
Pinned
wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social · 12d
[cries in Celiac]
Reposted by WTF Surprise Doll
cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters
photo of six pumpkins carved into glowing jack-o'-lanterns, in front of a brick wall. a large pumpkin has the cow tools cow carved into it and another large pumpkin has the barn. in front of them are 4 small pumpkins, each carved with one of the cow tools on them. the lump pumpkin has no stem and the prongler pumpkin is laid sideways so that the stem lines up and forms the bottom half of the prongler, it's top half carved into the pumpkin.
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
I’ve never been a Superman fan, but that was dope.
July 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Reposted by WTF Surprise Doll
mollyknight.bsky.social
Primary every Democrat who is not meeting this moment. Get rid of them all.
June 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Reposted by WTF Surprise Doll
atherton.bsky.social
not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser
June 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Reposted by WTF Surprise Doll
wizardafa.bsky.social
4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday
May 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
Feet! Look at her teeeny soft little toes!
#tarantula
Curly hair tarantula sitting on a log. she is dark with copious blonde hairs, and soft, velvety looking feet.
May 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
Can confirm.
rincewind.run Micah @rincewind.run · May 7
the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done
goldengateblond.bsky.social shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · May 7
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
Just deleted my 23 and Me data, so now I will lose access to such earthshaking insights such as how likely I am to have a cleft chin. Joke’s on them, I own a mirror.
March 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
When you accidentally make a shrine to the god of spring at work. Hail Kevin!
A large and expressive jackalope statue stands in front of some white boards. He is surrounded by candles and trinkets, his horns are adorned with ephemera and he’s wearing a camp halfblood necklace. Hail Kevin!
March 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Reposted by WTF Surprise Doll
fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social
Settlers were dirty, disgusting, greedy people who coughed and killed their way into stealing trillions of dollars worth of land that was previously cared for by millions of Native Americans for thousands of years. Settlers didn't "build" this country. They stole it.
Tweet from Matt Walsh: America is not a nation “built by immigrants.” America was built by settlers. There’s a difference. Settlers ventured out into the wilderness to build a civilization from scratch. The modern immigrant comes to a place that is already built. Settlers planted the trees. The modern immigrant comes to eat the fruits. If you cannot see the difference, I don’t know how else to explain it.
March 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
I was fretting this week about how none of the books I’ve been reading this year are “favorite” contenders (it’s March lol) but then I picked up this gem and I’m no longer worried. Funniest thing I read in ages, including the literal best dreidel joke ever printed, I’m sure. #booksky 💙📚
The cover of the book “the golem of Brooklyn” by Adam Mansbach, featuring a black cover with bold white type and a flaming tiki torch.
March 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
Schumer’s really showing off Ted Cruz levels of backbone, jfc. With an opposition party like this, who even needed a coup?
March 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
Just inhaled Victorian Psycho in an afternoon and wow do I recommend it. A visceral bloodbath wherein the indiscriminate killing of men, women, children, babies and animals is played for dark comic lulz. That sounds bad but I promise, it’s great if you have the stomach for it!📚💙
The cover of the book Victorian psycho by Virginia Fritz, featuring bold dripping yellow letters over the face of a serene old fashioned girl with red hair.
February 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
Well this seems like an exceptionally bad time to be making big life plans, but I was just accepted to graduate school for library science! I want to be happy but I’m filled with unceasing existential dread! But yes, continuing on my lifelong journey to make books my entire personality, yay.
February 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Reposted by WTF Surprise Doll
aeirlys.bsky.social
Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later

Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner
January 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
I fucking hate AI but someone posted this in a tarantula group I’m in, in response to someone else losing a beloved spider, and a)this is objectively hilarious but b)also I cried
An adorable spider crosses a web-encrusted , rainbow bridge that leads to a glowing web. It looks up hopefully, on its way to weave in the afterlife.
January 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
Well manicured hands lighting purple bong with the words “queen of bongs” underneath, like the world’s most relevant tarot card.
January 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Reposted by WTF Surprise Doll
notalawyer.bsky.social
we’re about to spend a day or two arguing about whether the thing he did that perfectly mimicked a Nazi salute was in fact a Nazi salute, but I can’t get past what a complete fucking dork freak he looks like when doing it
junlper.beer onion person @junlper.beer · Jan 20
he wants to be hitler
January 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
Love the “happy to have caught a cricket” dance routine from Glen Powell tonight!
#tarantula
January 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
Toby Maguire the Spider just molted and I really think molting looks like fun. I want new skin.
January 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
I hate starting a new game. I was an accomplished, boss-ass cowboy and now I have to learn how to jump and read a map this is dumb.
December 28, 2024 at 1:59 AM
wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
I used to make friends on the internet, now I just buy bras.
December 15, 2024 at 2:52 AM
wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
Choose 20 books that have sayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

13/20

#BookSky #Books #BookChallenge
💙📚
The cover of Dave Eggers’ book A Heartbreaking work of staggering genius. The cover art is a painting of a luminous sky, with a re curtain pulled back in the foreground.
December 4, 2024 at 12:54 PM
wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
Choose 20 books that have sayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

12/20

#BookSky #Books #BookChallenge
💙📚
The cover of When Breath Becomes Air by Paul Kalanithi, featuring a white cover with large black text and a small blue feather
December 1, 2024 at 5:20 PM
wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
Choose 20 books that have sayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

11/20

#BookSky #Books #BookChallenge
💙📚
The cover of Richard Adams’ book Watership Down. The cover art depicts a rabbit on a golden grassy background
November 29, 2024 at 11:00 PM