WTF Surprise Doll
@wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
Parent. Library worker. Grad student.Tired weirdo.
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Put a mustache on it and BOOM now you have a sweet Arthur Morgan tattoo. Quote still applies.
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Put a mustache on it and BOOM now you have a sweet Arthur Morgan tattoo. Quote still applies.
[cries in Celiac]
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
[cries in Celiac]
If it helps, she when it’s laying flat she apparently lays on a skateboard so the crab can glide. So not only would it coast eerily at you, it would make the same noise as the rollerblading demons in Dogma.
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If it helps, she when it’s laying flat she apparently lays on a skateboard so the crab can glide. So not only would it coast eerily at you, it would make the same noise as the rollerblading demons in Dogma.
In my head, she’s this kid, all grown up
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
In my head, she’s this kid, all grown up
It’s a terrible day to have a nervous system
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
It’s a terrible day to have a nervous system
Clearly he heard Trump crying in the next room and his milk let down.
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Clearly he heard Trump crying in the next room and his milk let down.
Death in the Jungle was like that for me. I thought I knew about Jonestown, but apparently I really did not and it was riveting.
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Death in the Jungle was like that for me. I thought I knew about Jonestown, but apparently I really did not and it was riveting.
Pervasive illiteracy?
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Pervasive illiteracy?
Glad you’re ok, that shit’s scary
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Glad you’re ok, that shit’s scary
Yeah, I know this one from experience unfortunately. 3 cuing helped make my daughter’s dyslexia so hard to diagnose because she was so good at guessing that she could pass most of the tests.
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Yeah, I know this one from experience unfortunately. 3 cuing helped make my daughter’s dyslexia so hard to diagnose because she was so good at guessing that she could pass most of the tests.
If their yellow-bellied abandonment of their LGBTQ+ customers didn’t already chase me off, talking to me and making eye contact sure as heck would.
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
If their yellow-bellied abandonment of their LGBTQ+ customers didn’t already chase me off, talking to me and making eye contact sure as heck would.
I freaking love spiders but that might be too many
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I freaking love spiders but that might be too many
Seriously. My fellow theater kids would have been so annoying at Dennys
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Seriously. My fellow theater kids would have been so annoying at Dennys
See also: vision insurance. Or maybe don’t see, as it’s too expensive to maintain the prescription.
October 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
See also: vision insurance. Or maybe don’t see, as it’s too expensive to maintain the prescription.
They avoided the problem altogether by making it shitty and problematic from the start. Can’t enshittify what has already been shat.
October 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
They avoided the problem altogether by making it shitty and problematic from the start. Can’t enshittify what has already been shat.
Cosigned. My first act today was shattering my coffee pot trying to get it out of the dishwasher.
October 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Cosigned. My first act today was shattering my coffee pot trying to get it out of the dishwasher.
Flying has to be so fucking confusing to babies. I find it confusing and I’m 46.
September 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Flying has to be so fucking confusing to babies. I find it confusing and I’m 46.
Library worker here - using our digital services totally counts as support too.
September 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Library worker here - using our digital services totally counts as support too.
And not just books! If you really miss those shows, most libraries have extensive dvd and digital holdings for movies and tv!
September 19, 2025 at 11:56 AM
And not just books! If you really miss those shows, most libraries have extensive dvd and digital holdings for movies and tv!
No worries, I figured you just didn’t know. I hate that AI garbage too
September 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
No worries, I figured you just didn’t know. I hate that AI garbage too
That book is 25 years old, and the real audiobook version is is a multi-person cast of human beings. Don’t hold it against the book just because some dweeb made a computer read it recently.
September 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
That book is 25 years old, and the real audiobook version is is a multi-person cast of human beings. Don’t hold it against the book just because some dweeb made a computer read it recently.
Did not anticipate that to be the most profoundly true thing ever sung, but 🤷🏻♀️
September 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Did not anticipate that to be the most profoundly true thing ever sung, but 🤷🏻♀️