Wrong Tool for the Job
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I have no idea
All I want for Christmas is for someone to invent a water pick that doesn’t sound like a helicopter trying to land on my bathroom counter.
December 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
All I want for Christmas is for someone to invent a water pick that doesn’t sound like a helicopter trying to land on my bathroom counter.
Hot take: If you fire all your employees and replace them with AI, you should still have to pay them their full wages forever. Getting free robot labor doesn't do anyone any good unless the people who "don't have to do that work anymore" don't have to do *any* work anymore.
October 28, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Hot take: If you fire all your employees and replace them with AI, you should still have to pay them their full wages forever. Getting free robot labor doesn't do anyone any good unless the people who "don't have to do that work anymore" don't have to do *any* work anymore.
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🌊 Big win for the #DeepSea
At the #IUCNCongress members voted to adopt:
✅ Motion 032 – Protecting seamounts and vulnerable marine ecosystems from destructive practices
✅ Motion 035 – Protecting mesopelagic ecosystem integrity
Thanks to those who voted science into policy 👏
At the #IUCNCongress members voted to adopt:
✅ Motion 032 – Protecting seamounts and vulnerable marine ecosystems from destructive practices
✅ Motion 035 – Protecting mesopelagic ecosystem integrity
Thanks to those who voted science into policy 👏
October 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
🌊 Big win for the #DeepSea
At the #IUCNCongress members voted to adopt:
✅ Motion 032 – Protecting seamounts and vulnerable marine ecosystems from destructive practices
✅ Motion 035 – Protecting mesopelagic ecosystem integrity
Thanks to those who voted science into policy 👏
At the #IUCNCongress members voted to adopt:
✅ Motion 032 – Protecting seamounts and vulnerable marine ecosystems from destructive practices
✅ Motion 035 – Protecting mesopelagic ecosystem integrity
Thanks to those who voted science into policy 👏
We should start saying Holy Shitbeans
October 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
We should start saying Holy Shitbeans
Our two cats are *literally* the reason we can't have nice things.
October 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Our two cats are *literally* the reason we can't have nice things.
Mentally preparing for an interview today and have way too many answers to the hypothetical question "Who are you inspired by?" So now I want to know, who are YOU inspired by?
September 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Mentally preparing for an interview today and have way too many answers to the hypothetical question "Who are you inspired by?" So now I want to know, who are YOU inspired by?
I've been saying it jokingly recently, but the more I think about the more it feels like it's time to seize the means...
August 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I've been saying it jokingly recently, but the more I think about the more it feels like it's time to seize the means...
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ICE is the January 6 insurrectionists all over again. Only instead of attacking law enforcement, they are pretending to *be* law enforcement. And instead of just terrorizing at the Capitol, they are doing it EVERYWHERE.
June 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
ICE is the January 6 insurrectionists all over again. Only instead of attacking law enforcement, they are pretending to *be* law enforcement. And instead of just terrorizing at the Capitol, they are doing it EVERYWHERE.
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tbh i would go awol from the nat guard rather than help ice do literally anything
June 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
tbh i would go awol from the nat guard rather than help ice do literally anything
Some please buy me this book!
June 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Some please buy me this book!
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trying to understand my ex better
June 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
trying to understand my ex better
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🚨BREAKING: Trump's IRS nominee Billy Long just had his personal debt paid off by donors whose firms have business before the tax agency he’d lead, according to documents reviewed by The Lever.
If confirmed, Long would be able to do favors for the donors. www.levernews.com/trump-irs-pi...
If confirmed, Long would be able to do favors for the donors. www.levernews.com/trump-irs-pi...
Trump IRS Pick Was Just Enriched By Tax Schemers
New documents show Billy Long’s $130,000 personal debt was suddenly paid off by donors at firms policed by the tax agency he’d lead.
www.levernews.com
April 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
🚨BREAKING: Trump's IRS nominee Billy Long just had his personal debt paid off by donors whose firms have business before the tax agency he’d lead, according to documents reviewed by The Lever.
If confirmed, Long would be able to do favors for the donors. www.levernews.com/trump-irs-pi...
If confirmed, Long would be able to do favors for the donors. www.levernews.com/trump-irs-pi...
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If you ever have the opportunity to fly Avelo Airlines—don’t.
Budget airline Avelo to fly deportation flights for ICE from Arizona
Budget carrier Avelo Airlines says it has signed an agreement to fly deportation flights from Arizona starting in May
abcnews.go.com
April 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If you ever have the opportunity to fly Avelo Airlines—don’t.
First of all, people shouldn't do air quotes, either say the words in a funny voice or don't quote at all.
But if you are going to be an asshat and make air quotes, for the love of God, don't do them with your fingers far apart. SMH
But if you are going to be an asshat and make air quotes, for the love of God, don't do them with your fingers far apart. SMH
April 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
First of all, people shouldn't do air quotes, either say the words in a funny voice or don't quote at all.
But if you are going to be an asshat and make air quotes, for the love of God, don't do them with your fingers far apart. SMH
But if you are going to be an asshat and make air quotes, for the love of God, don't do them with your fingers far apart. SMH
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Saw a post on TikTok about Columbia taking away degrees backfiring, and it made me realize - taking Degrees is way as punishment demonstrates how these institutions believe that their mission is conferring privilege and not providing education.
March 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Saw a post on TikTok about Columbia taking away degrees backfiring, and it made me realize - taking Degrees is way as punishment demonstrates how these institutions believe that their mission is conferring privilege and not providing education.
Everyone's talking about the group chat but the real news is the bombing.
March 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Everyone's talking about the group chat but the real news is the bombing.
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Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
Exclusive: NIH officials have advised scientists to remove reference to mRNA vaccines from their grant applications, in expectation the Trump administration intends to abandon most research in the field.
By @arthurallen202.bsky.social
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
By @arthurallen202.bsky.social
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
Scientists Say NIH Officials Told Them To Scrub mRNA References on Grants - KFF Health News
Two senior scientists say National Institutes of Health officials advised them to remove references to mRNA vaccines in grant applications, and they fear the Trump administration will abandon a promis...
kffhealthnews.org
March 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
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my fellow Californians of good moral character…
trans people need you, *i* need you, to tell Newsom exactly what you think of him saying trans Californians (in a trans! sanctuary! state!) aren’t worth protecting
PLEASE DO NOT LET THIS SLIDE
trans people need you, *i* need you, to tell Newsom exactly what you think of him saying trans Californians (in a trans! sanctuary! state!) aren’t worth protecting
PLEASE DO NOT LET THIS SLIDE
March 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
my fellow Californians of good moral character…
trans people need you, *i* need you, to tell Newsom exactly what you think of him saying trans Californians (in a trans! sanctuary! state!) aren’t worth protecting
PLEASE DO NOT LET THIS SLIDE
trans people need you, *i* need you, to tell Newsom exactly what you think of him saying trans Californians (in a trans! sanctuary! state!) aren’t worth protecting
PLEASE DO NOT LET THIS SLIDE
there is an appalling lack of paninis in socal
March 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
there is an appalling lack of paninis in socal
Wearing pants that are too short for my legs today. If anyone looks at me funny I just yell "Fashion!" at them
March 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Wearing pants that are too short for my legs today. If anyone looks at me funny I just yell "Fashion!" at them
Repost with your apocalypse skills:
Holding in my feelings. Hiding under rocks for long periods of time. Blurting out random singsongy nonsense noises.
Holding in my feelings. Hiding under rocks for long periods of time. Blurting out random singsongy nonsense noises.
Repost with your apocalypse skill
can hotwire an airplane (and fly it), archery, celestial navigation
can hotwire an airplane (and fly it), archery, celestial navigation
Repost with your apocalypse skill
shortwave radio, electronics repair, firearms
shortwave radio, electronics repair, firearms
February 10, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Repost with your apocalypse skills:
Holding in my feelings. Hiding under rocks for long periods of time. Blurting out random singsongy nonsense noises.
Holding in my feelings. Hiding under rocks for long periods of time. Blurting out random singsongy nonsense noises.