Dave the Enchanter
@writesdave.bsky.social
I write, I read, I have tinnitus, I sometimes 🏊♂️ 🚴 🏃 I have a black cat, I live near Atlanta and hate it, and my sports teams all suck. AI vegan. I assure you I’m delightful.
Now that “Livvy” continues her access journalism career in California, I’ll just leave it here that Newsom has a *type* as well, so you’re not surprised when the 10,000-word thinkpiece drops next June.
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Now that “Livvy” continues her access journalism career in California, I’ll just leave it here that Newsom has a *type* as well, so you’re not surprised when the 10,000-word thinkpiece drops next June.
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Stop calling MTG a "voice of reason." She's acting like any cult leader who's been pushed out from an internal power struggle. She's promoted Sandy Hook as a hoax and Jewish space-laser conspiracies. She is nothing less than a complete loon, whom no one should take seriously.
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Stop calling MTG a "voice of reason." She's acting like any cult leader who's been pushed out from an internal power struggle. She's promoted Sandy Hook as a hoax and Jewish space-laser conspiracies. She is nothing less than a complete loon, whom no one should take seriously.
A nickel for the thoughts of Sarah Kendzior, suspended from Bsky just days before the Epstein shoe dropped.
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
A nickel for the thoughts of Sarah Kendzior, suspended from Bsky just days before the Epstein shoe dropped.
Of course the taxpayers get the bill for the misconduct of LEO thugs. This is a good start but Meyer lost his mother and will never be whole again.
Breaking: Marion County agrees to pay out $3M for newspaper raid, express regret kansasreflector.com/2025/11/11/m...
Marion County agrees to pay out $3M for newspaper raid, express regret • Kansas Reflector
A handful of county-level officials who were involved in a small-town Kansas newspaper raid in 2023 will pay a cumulative $3 million to three journalists and a city councilor.
kansasreflector.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Of course the taxpayers get the bill for the misconduct of LEO thugs. This is a good start but Meyer lost his mother and will never be whole again.
Yeah, Syracuse has a ton of on-air talent across TV news and sports, but Joyce Carol Oates ‘60 *should* be our most famous alum.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Yeah, Syracuse has a ton of on-air talent across TV news and sports, but Joyce Carol Oates ‘60 *should* be our most famous alum.
“…the sanctity of marriage,” said Davis, who has divorced and remarried multiple times.
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
“…the sanctity of marriage,” said Davis, who has divorced and remarried multiple times.
Please explain “how the Senate works,” Durbin, for the 50 million Americans you just fucked out of healthcare.
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Please explain “how the Senate works,” Durbin, for the 50 million Americans you just fucked out of healthcare.
Full marks to WREK Atlanta for playing ALL four sides of Humble Pie’s “Rockin’ the Fillmore” (1971) start to finish. Holy cats what a show!
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Full marks to WREK Atlanta for playing ALL four sides of Humble Pie’s “Rockin’ the Fillmore” (1971) start to finish. Holy cats what a show!
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I eyeballed it. Okay, turns out it's nearly *half* of Senators got fewer votes than Mamdani.
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I eyeballed it. Okay, turns out it's nearly *half* of Senators got fewer votes than Mamdani.
I would love to see Venezuelan fishermen start shooting back. Little match for US firepower, but might as well take some bros down in the process.
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I would love to see Venezuelan fishermen start shooting back. Little match for US firepower, but might as well take some bros down in the process.
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New career path: Telling everyone that I use generative AI for everything (and then just half-assing it with my own brain) so people I don’t respect throw piles of money at me and are cool with the final product being bad.
October 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
New career path: Telling everyone that I use generative AI for everything (and then just half-assing it with my own brain) so people I don’t respect throw piles of money at me and are cool with the final product being bad.
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The Dodgers won the entire 1963 World Series in eight hours and 17 minutes.
October 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The Dodgers won the entire 1963 World Series in eight hours and 17 minutes.
The problem with nonviolence arises when the opposition is too stupid to note anything other than violence. Until we see some heads on pikes, we continue toward pure fascism.
October 28, 2025 at 10:25 AM
The problem with nonviolence arises when the opposition is too stupid to note anything other than violence. Until we see some heads on pikes, we continue toward pure fascism.
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I haven't seen people here mention this letter from the mayor of Illinois' 2nd-largest city (Aurora, 40+% Latino)
to the Aurora Police
following egregious attacks by immigration in Aurora and related protests
So here it is!
to the Aurora Police
following egregious attacks by immigration in Aurora and related protests
So here it is!
October 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I haven't seen people here mention this letter from the mayor of Illinois' 2nd-largest city (Aurora, 40+% Latino)
to the Aurora Police
following egregious attacks by immigration in Aurora and related protests
So here it is!
to the Aurora Police
following egregious attacks by immigration in Aurora and related protests
So here it is!
Isn’t it cool that the founders drew up specific codes forbidding our top elected official from profiting off the office, but didn’t bother to draw up actual penalties because they couldn’t imagine a con man getting elected? Governance by handshake sucks when one of the hands is permanently dirty.
October 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Isn’t it cool that the founders drew up specific codes forbidding our top elected official from profiting off the office, but didn’t bother to draw up actual penalties because they couldn’t imagine a con man getting elected? Governance by handshake sucks when one of the hands is permanently dirty.
A fruit fly self-immolated in my beer, in case anyone wondered how my evening was going.
October 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
A fruit fly self-immolated in my beer, in case anyone wondered how my evening was going.
Free sign idea:
G eriatrics
O bfuscating for
P edophiles
G eriatrics
O bfuscating for
P edophiles
October 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Free sign idea:
G eriatrics
O bfuscating for
P edophiles
G eriatrics
O bfuscating for
P edophiles
“Higher Ground,” Chili Peppers
Without saying Hurt, fav Cover Song?
October 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
“Higher Ground,” Chili Peppers
I will not let World Mental Health Day pass without pointing out the impact making *enough* money to cover the cost of living (not A LOT, just ENOUGH) has on mental health. Pay a fair wage or get out of business!
Anyway, off to a freelance assignment later so I can cover bills!
Anyway, off to a freelance assignment later so I can cover bills!
October 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I will not let World Mental Health Day pass without pointing out the impact making *enough* money to cover the cost of living (not A LOT, just ENOUGH) has on mental health. Pay a fair wage or get out of business!
Anyway, off to a freelance assignment later so I can cover bills!
Anyway, off to a freelance assignment later so I can cover bills!
Yes, asshole using highbeams on streetlit road while I run toward you on the sidewalk, those are my middle fingers extended in my natural running motion.
i will vote for anybody who fixes the headlight brightness situation
October 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Yes, asshole using highbeams on streetlit road while I run toward you on the sidewalk, those are my middle fingers extended in my natural running motion.
Oh, to be in the room when FIFA tells Trump he can’t move men’s world cup games from city to city.
September 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Oh, to be in the room when FIFA tells Trump he can’t move men’s world cup games from city to city.
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Their tough guy act sure seems to disappear anytime the rest of us stick together and tell them to get fucked.
FCC boss Brendan Carr now says his 'easy way or the hard way' comments about Jimmy Kimmel weren’t meant as a threat to pull licenses if Disney didn’t suspend him 🧢
September 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Their tough guy act sure seems to disappear anytime the rest of us stick together and tell them to get fucked.
Giggle. 🤭
clemson is now 0-2 since standing for charlie kirk
September 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Giggle. 🤭
This aged well, survived weather delay and everything.
Syracuse is straight up beating the shit out of Clemson
September 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This aged well, survived weather delay and everything.
In 1987 SCOTUS ruled in favor of a state worker fired for grumbling about Ronald Reagan’s shooting. Bookmark! supreme.justia.com/cases/federa...
Rankin v. McPherson, 483 U.S. 378 (1987)
Rankin v. McPherson
supreme.justia.com
September 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
In 1987 SCOTUS ruled in favor of a state worker fired for grumbling about Ronald Reagan’s shooting. Bookmark! supreme.justia.com/cases/federa...