Dave the Enchanter
@writesdave.bsky.social
I write, I read, I have tinnitus, I sometimes 🏊♂️ 🚴 🏃 I have a black cat, I live near Atlanta and hate it, and my sports teams all suck. AI vegan. I assure you I’m delightful.
Not beyond the realm of possibility since, per his friend Tiger Mom, he prefers women clerks with straight dark hair and dark eyes (i.e. Usha).
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Not beyond the realm of possibility since, per his friend Tiger Mom, he prefers women clerks with straight dark hair and dark eyes (i.e. Usha).
I ain’t readin alladat
So congratulations
Or I’m sorry that happened?
So congratulations
Or I’m sorry that happened?
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I ain’t readin alladat
So congratulations
Or I’m sorry that happened?
So congratulations
Or I’m sorry that happened?
“The corporate world hates soul…” One of my all-time favorite paragraphs/passages of yours. Thank you for reminding me of something to like about the south.
November 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
“The corporate world hates soul…” One of my all-time favorite paragraphs/passages of yours. Thank you for reminding me of something to like about the south.
Kash always looks like (whatever) it (is) just kicked in.
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Kash always looks like (whatever) it (is) just kicked in.
Add “like” every fourth word, and I actually hear that in Rogan’s voice. End it with an ad for essential oils.
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Add “like” every fourth word, and I actually hear that in Rogan’s voice. End it with an ad for essential oils.
What’s the grammatically correct name for Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses. I’ll show myself out.
Subordinate Clauses. I’ll show myself out.
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
What’s the grammatically correct name for Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses. I’ll show myself out.
Subordinate Clauses. I’ll show myself out.
Remember in Q4 2001 when the White House’s message was “buy stuff! be a real American!”?
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Remember in Q4 2001 when the White House’s message was “buy stuff! be a real American!”?
So she really is a discounted Elizabeth Gilbert.
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
So she really is a discounted Elizabeth Gilbert.
Barasso’s a doctor, by the way. Frequently seen over McConnell’s right shoulder before the aphasia took hold.
November 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Barasso’s a doctor, by the way. Frequently seen over McConnell’s right shoulder before the aphasia took hold.
She’s not gonna let you smash, Jacob.
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
She’s not gonna let you smash, Jacob.
I enjoyed “Meet Me” and figured every city could have a similar story told, so I look forward to reading your thoughts.
DFW in the 90s comes to mind (Toadies, Tripping Daisy, Hagfish, Bowling For Soup, etc)
DFW in the 90s comes to mind (Toadies, Tripping Daisy, Hagfish, Bowling For Soup, etc)
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I enjoyed “Meet Me” and figured every city could have a similar story told, so I look forward to reading your thoughts.
DFW in the 90s comes to mind (Toadies, Tripping Daisy, Hagfish, Bowling For Soup, etc)
DFW in the 90s comes to mind (Toadies, Tripping Daisy, Hagfish, Bowling For Soup, etc)
Husband of Amy “Tiger Mom” Chua, who groomed applicants for clerkships with Kavanaugh.
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Husband of Amy “Tiger Mom” Chua, who groomed applicants for clerkships with Kavanaugh.
In fact, Musk does none of those things, including read.
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 AM
In fact, Musk does none of those things, including read.
Ahhh hay-avvve seeeiiinnned!
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Ahhh hay-avvve seeeiiinnned!
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I eyeballed it. Okay, turns out it's nearly *half* of Senators got fewer votes than Mamdani.
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I eyeballed it. Okay, turns out it's nearly *half* of Senators got fewer votes than Mamdani.