Sarah Ensor
@write2sarah.bsky.social
Writer, editor, order Muppet, questioner. ENFP/INFJ fluid. Late-blooming lesbian. she/they
I’m not on here much. What do you think happened with Lily Allen’s marriage?
October 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I’m not on here much. What do you think happened with Lily Allen’s marriage?
Every new technology is scary until the funny people get ahold of it. Do not let cynicism and ignorance hold you back. Go play with your juvenile sense of humor and unhinged creativity. #harambethemusical #sora #AI
October 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Every new technology is scary until the funny people get ahold of it. Do not let cynicism and ignorance hold you back. Go play with your juvenile sense of humor and unhinged creativity. #harambethemusical #sora #AI
Me, to me, at every accidental discovery.
you idiot you beautiful stupid idiot
September 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Me, to me, at every accidental discovery.
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THE INVENTOR OF NEWS: okay, don’t be mad but HEY I SAID DON’T BE MAD OKAY YOU’RE MAD I GET IT BUT
September 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
THE INVENTOR OF NEWS: okay, don’t be mad but HEY I SAID DON’T BE MAD OKAY YOU’RE MAD I GET IT BUT
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Star Trek II directors cut? You mean the long khan?
September 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Star Trek II directors cut? You mean the long khan?
Reposted by Sarah Ensor
i’m laughing so much at this toad loaf i might actually cry
September 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
i’m laughing so much at this toad loaf i might actually cry
You know, some of us kids of hippies could gather in #Baltimore and sing in really large groups. Like really large. Like a lot a lot of us. Shoulder-to-shoulder. On rotation. Consistent peaceful presence in all the danger zones. Anyway, most of y’all need to get your steps in.
August 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
You know, some of us kids of hippies could gather in #Baltimore and sing in really large groups. Like really large. Like a lot a lot of us. Shoulder-to-shoulder. On rotation. Consistent peaceful presence in all the danger zones. Anyway, most of y’all need to get your steps in.
If this is a mass hallucination, we’re on some bad shit.
April 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
If this is a mass hallucination, we’re on some bad shit.
Today, I used the word “pronto” in a sentence, unironically, to an adult.
February 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Today, I used the word “pronto” in a sentence, unironically, to an adult.
If you go to Italy with your bestie, she randomly will text you her photo of The David’s butt.
February 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
If you go to Italy with your bestie, she randomly will text you her photo of The David’s butt.
Anne Lamott: “You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better.”
Kendrick Lamar: “Say, Drake… “
Kendrick Lamar: “Say, Drake… “
February 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Anne Lamott: “You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better.”
Kendrick Lamar: “Say, Drake… “
Kendrick Lamar: “Say, Drake… “
Remembering good times at your mom’s place
January 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Remembering good times at your mom’s place
Just learned Xennials (born ‘77-‘83) are also called The Carter Babies. Be cool if we could organize as a microgeneration and do something for peace.
December 31, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Just learned Xennials (born ‘77-‘83) are also called The Carter Babies. Be cool if we could organize as a microgeneration and do something for peace.
Mushrooms should be legal in all states in which people have to watch The Nutcracker every year because some kid they know does ballet.
December 18, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Mushrooms should be legal in all states in which people have to watch The Nutcracker every year because some kid they know does ballet.
Your Wordle board today is the name of your femme folk-punk band that performs exclusively at midnight in the campus black box theater no one else uses anymore.
November 26, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Your Wordle board today is the name of your femme folk-punk band that performs exclusively at midnight in the campus black box theater no one else uses anymore.
You ever tell someone to be a man and they rebel so hard you’re like whoa
September 3, 2024 at 7:39 PM
You ever tell someone to be a man and they rebel so hard you’re like whoa
Of all the peelable, single-serving cheese wheels, I probably consume Babybel the most.
August 15, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Of all the peelable, single-serving cheese wheels, I probably consume Babybel the most.
What would YOU do hyped up on adrenaline and amphetamines moments after someone very nearly popped your balloon, cool guy? I might tell some motherfuckers to fight, too, in that situation. I don’t like Trump, either, but if you think THAT’S bad, you should see what else he’s done …
July 14, 2024 at 8:49 PM
What would YOU do hyped up on adrenaline and amphetamines moments after someone very nearly popped your balloon, cool guy? I might tell some motherfuckers to fight, too, in that situation. I don’t like Trump, either, but if you think THAT’S bad, you should see what else he’s done …
Narrator: Uh, here I go, here I go, here I go again. Girls, what’s my weakness?
Girls: “Self worth!”
Girls: “Self worth!”
May 14, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Narrator: Uh, here I go, here I go, here I go again. Girls, what’s my weakness?
Girls: “Self worth!”
Girls: “Self worth!”
Oh hell yah. Ghostbusters is on at the gym. My luck is turning around.
March 9, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Oh hell yah. Ghostbusters is on at the gym. My luck is turning around.
Petition for a third dinosaur in the nugget bag.
February 26, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Petition for a third dinosaur in the nugget bag.
Life is too short to read “The Grapes of Wrath.”
February 24, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Life is too short to read “The Grapes of Wrath.”
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I’ve got two turntables and a microphone and a skateboard and a Batman comic and a purple buttplug.
February 14, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I’ve got two turntables and a microphone and a skateboard and a Batman comic and a purple buttplug.