Captain Benge
@wrebolling.bsky.social
used to play soccer. house mormont. grey jedi. emily gilmore stan. father to a right-hander |276, 423, 614|
Appalachian, not american.
looking for my HCS section 105 family. #crew96 🍉
Appalachian, not american.
looking for my HCS section 105 family. #crew96 🍉
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Jean Grey was right.
December 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Jean Grey was right.
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I know the main takeaway from Andrew Tate losing a boxing match is "this guy sucks and should be in jail but a sock to the jaw is satisfying," but it's also a reminder that training for aesthetics & training for sport are two *entirely* different things. There's a reason boxers don't have six packs!
December 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I know the main takeaway from Andrew Tate losing a boxing match is "this guy sucks and should be in jail but a sock to the jaw is satisfying," but it's also a reminder that training for aesthetics & training for sport are two *entirely* different things. There's a reason boxers don't have six packs!
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The news is really testing my commitment to never learning who Jake Paul is.
December 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The news is really testing my commitment to never learning who Jake Paul is.
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How to fix soccer:
1. The field is too big, shrink it.
2. Too many players on the field. Limit it to two.
3. Paint the field in a black-and-white grid.
4. The ball is replaced by pure positional advantage.
5. Pawns everywhere.
1. The field is too big, shrink it.
2. Too many players on the field. Limit it to two.
3. Paint the field in a black-and-white grid.
4. The ball is replaced by pure positional advantage.
5. Pawns everywhere.
December 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
How to fix soccer:
1. The field is too big, shrink it.
2. Too many players on the field. Limit it to two.
3. Paint the field in a black-and-white grid.
4. The ball is replaced by pure positional advantage.
5. Pawns everywhere.
1. The field is too big, shrink it.
2. Too many players on the field. Limit it to two.
3. Paint the field in a black-and-white grid.
4. The ball is replaced by pure positional advantage.
5. Pawns everywhere.
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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Deftones are real ones
December 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Deftones are real ones
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Whoever put this sign on London tabloid rag sheets gets a 🖖 from me.
F**k the billionaires.
F**k the billionaires.
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Whoever put this sign on London tabloid rag sheets gets a 🖖 from me.
F**k the billionaires.
F**k the billionaires.
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excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
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I am begging the world to boycott this fucking World Cup.
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I am begging the world to boycott this fucking World Cup.
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just reiterating for U.S. soccer pundits that American fans aren't flooding our stadiums for the USMNT in part because of what our flag represents right now and this mickey mouse trophy ceremony is a small part of that
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
just reiterating for U.S. soccer pundits that American fans aren't flooding our stadiums for the USMNT in part because of what our flag represents right now and this mickey mouse trophy ceremony is a small part of that
I’m ready for Pat McAfee to disappear honestly.
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I’m ready for Pat McAfee to disappear honestly.
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Anyway, I hope the US get a horrible group and lose every game.
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Anyway, I hope the US get a horrible group and lose every game.
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imagine US political culture if Ford hadn't pardoned Nixon, and instead he went to jail
December 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
imagine US political culture if Ford hadn't pardoned Nixon, and instead he went to jail
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Could you imagine playing in the World Cup and your team is designated to the Stillwater, Oklahoma, Holiday Inn as opposed to a resort in Cancun?
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Could you imagine playing in the World Cup and your team is designated to the Stillwater, Oklahoma, Holiday Inn as opposed to a resort in Cancun?
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Extremely hot take:
Sourdough bread is overrated.
Thank you for listening.
Sourdough bread is overrated.
Thank you for listening.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Extremely hot take:
Sourdough bread is overrated.
Thank you for listening.
Sourdough bread is overrated.
Thank you for listening.
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Hey so what if I said politicians shouldn't be able to make millions of dollars in office and that they should be subjected to earn the same minimum wage of their state?
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Hey so what if I said politicians shouldn't be able to make millions of dollars in office and that they should be subjected to earn the same minimum wage of their state?
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“Thomas Muller, 36 years old, incredible. He wants to keep going but it’s scientifically impossible. His age, my god. You can see the years in his eyes. 36 years, gross. One of the oldest people on earth. Tough to watch. Disgusting.”
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
“Thomas Muller, 36 years old, incredible. He wants to keep going but it’s scientifically impossible. His age, my god. You can see the years in his eyes. 36 years, gross. One of the oldest people on earth. Tough to watch. Disgusting.”
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17 years ago today. 🥹
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
17 years ago today. 🥹
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Of course it’s Columbus Crew legend Rose Lavelle.
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Of course it’s Columbus Crew legend Rose Lavelle.
So happy for Rose and Gotham.
So sad that the season is over.
So sad that the season is over.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
So happy for Rose and Gotham.
So sad that the season is over.
So sad that the season is over.
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BIG TIME PLAYER IN A BIG TIME MOMENT.
ROSE LAVELLE GETS GOTHAM UP 1-0!
#NWSLChampionship | Google Pixel
ROSE LAVELLE GETS GOTHAM UP 1-0!
#NWSLChampionship | Google Pixel
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
BIG TIME PLAYER IN A BIG TIME MOMENT.
ROSE LAVELLE GETS GOTHAM UP 1-0!
#NWSLChampionship | Google Pixel
ROSE LAVELLE GETS GOTHAM UP 1-0!
#NWSLChampionship | Google Pixel
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a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but presidents dont normally wage war against americans
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but presidents dont normally wage war against americans
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Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
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Luis Rubiales was at his book launch for “Matar a Rubiales” when his own uncle — also named Luis Rubiales! — threw eggs at him. This sentence is all somehow completely true?
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
Luis Rubiales has eggs thrown at him by his uncle during book event in Madrid
The 48-year-old was speaking about his new book, 'Matar a Rubiales' (Killing Rubiales), at an event in Madrid on Thursday.
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Luis Rubiales was at his book launch for “Matar a Rubiales” when his own uncle — also named Luis Rubiales! — threw eggs at him. This sentence is all somehow completely true?
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...