can’t wait to spend all of next year getting dumber. then I can cap it all off by applying to law school
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
can’t wait to spend all of next year getting dumber. then I can cap it all off by applying to law school
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when the unsuspecting passengers of a sinking yacht decide to abandon it and take their chances on a derelict ghost ship, that's gotta be like the olympics for those ghosts. you know they're pulling out their best stuff for these poor saps. whereas with a haunted house there's so much foot traffic,
December 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
when the unsuspecting passengers of a sinking yacht decide to abandon it and take their chances on a derelict ghost ship, that's gotta be like the olympics for those ghosts. you know they're pulling out their best stuff for these poor saps. whereas with a haunted house there's so much foot traffic,
college football is so beautiful
December 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
college football is so beautiful
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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
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NAVY SINGS SECOND
December 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
NAVY SINGS SECOND
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well pardner, folk round these parts don't take kindly to strangers acting too normal with their coffee. good folk round here don't like someone imposing drip brews and preground beans on their way of life. so im here to tell you to pick up that Kalita Wave or get back on your saddle and keep riding
December 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
well pardner, folk round these parts don't take kindly to strangers acting too normal with their coffee. good folk round here don't like someone imposing drip brews and preground beans on their way of life. so im here to tell you to pick up that Kalita Wave or get back on your saddle and keep riding
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
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these Texans uniforms are absolute ass
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
these Texans uniforms are absolute ass
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
@sickoscommittee.org Navy goats getting some victory grazing
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
@sickoscommittee.org Navy goats getting some victory grazing
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the artifact was a science paper with a B+ on it
November 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
the artifact was a science paper with a B+ on it
lmao they’re gonna shoot Dabo into space after this one
November 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
lmao they’re gonna shoot Dabo into space after this one
It was pretty fun running a marathon. I have the disease now, gotta sign up for another one
October 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It was pretty fun running a marathon. I have the disease now, gotta sign up for another one
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dust bowl husband: i'm home
dust bowl wife: was it dusty today?
dust bowl wife: was it dusty today?
October 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
dust bowl husband: i'm home
dust bowl wife: was it dusty today?
dust bowl wife: was it dusty today?
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RIP Drew Struzan, who created a poster that had 0% to do with the plot of The Thing but was also 10000% perfect for the tone of The Thing.
October 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
RIP Drew Struzan, who created a poster that had 0% to do with the plot of The Thing but was also 10000% perfect for the tone of The Thing.
scary hit on Meadows there
October 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
scary hit on Meadows there
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/to the tune of "Buffalo Soldier" Michelob Ultra
September 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
/to the tune of "Buffalo Soldier" Michelob Ultra
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chotiner: u always order "...and fries for the table"
me: sometimes people's meals do not come with fries
chotiner: does your meal always come with fries
me: ...yes
chotiner: is there anyone else at the table
me:
chotiner: we can revisit this later
me: sometimes people's meals do not come with fries
chotiner: does your meal always come with fries
me: ...yes
chotiner: is there anyone else at the table
me:
chotiner: we can revisit this later
September 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
chotiner: u always order "...and fries for the table"
me: sometimes people's meals do not come with fries
chotiner: does your meal always come with fries
me: ...yes
chotiner: is there anyone else at the table
me:
chotiner: we can revisit this later
me: sometimes people's meals do not come with fries
chotiner: does your meal always come with fries
me: ...yes
chotiner: is there anyone else at the table
me:
chotiner: we can revisit this later
giving myself brain damage by watching my good, god-fearing Scarlet Knights against the hated Hawkeye in beautiful Piscataway, New Jersey
September 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
giving myself brain damage by watching my good, god-fearing Scarlet Knights against the hated Hawkeye in beautiful Piscataway, New Jersey
watching the New York football Jets
September 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
watching the New York football Jets
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ALTMAN: By 2030 we'll be able to make sexy cartoon girls real
VON: With like, holograms?
ALTMAN: No, we'll have paint that can draw them into real life. Like a big god hand comes down with a paintbrush-
VON: And then Jessica Rabbit, Cool World, and anime babes I assume
ALTMAN: oh yeah, of course
VON: With like, holograms?
ALTMAN: No, we'll have paint that can draw them into real life. Like a big god hand comes down with a paintbrush-
VON: And then Jessica Rabbit, Cool World, and anime babes I assume
ALTMAN: oh yeah, of course
August 19, 2025 at 11:43 AM
ALTMAN: By 2030 we'll be able to make sexy cartoon girls real
VON: With like, holograms?
ALTMAN: No, we'll have paint that can draw them into real life. Like a big god hand comes down with a paintbrush-
VON: And then Jessica Rabbit, Cool World, and anime babes I assume
ALTMAN: oh yeah, of course
VON: With like, holograms?
ALTMAN: No, we'll have paint that can draw them into real life. Like a big god hand comes down with a paintbrush-
VON: And then Jessica Rabbit, Cool World, and anime babes I assume
ALTMAN: oh yeah, of course
smoking on that super pack
February 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
smoking on that super pack
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kim carpeting and linoleum dinosaur, bayville, new jersey, 1984
January 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
kim carpeting and linoleum dinosaur, bayville, new jersey, 1984
lmao that saquon carry was violence
January 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
lmao that saquon carry was violence