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BREAKING: 5.2-magnitude earthquake strikes near San Diego www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/n...
A preliminary 5.2-magnitude earthquake strikes near San Diego
A preliminary 5.2-magnitude earthquake struck near Julian according to the U.S. Geological Survey.
www.cbsnews.com
April 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
April 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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WSJ - Trump Wants to Be Impeached Again. It’s already in the cards thanks to his ill-founded trade war, no matter how that war plays out. #ImpeachTrump
www.wsj.com/opinion/trum...
Opinion | Trump Wants to Be Impeached Again
It’s already in the cards thanks to his ill-founded trade war, no matter how that war plays out.
www.wsj.com
April 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Internet Divided After Groom Refuses To Postpone Wedding After Family Death https://twp.ai/4imAaP
Internet divided after groom refuses to postpone wedding after family death
"Our wedding was planned for the 10 year anniversary of when we met," he wrote. "I'm trying to be sympathetic, but I'm just...raging."
twp.ai
April 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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BREAKING: Liberal Susan Crawford wins Wisconsin Supreme Court race, defying Elon Musk www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
Susan Crawford wins Wisconsin Supreme Court race, defying Elon Musk
Liberals will maintain their narrow majority on the court after Crawford’s victory in the first battleground state election of Trump’s second term.
www.nbcnews.com
April 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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“It’s like using Monopoly money to buy Pokémon cards.”

www.wsj.com/business/dea...
Elon Musk’s Megadeal Between X and xAI Breaks Wall Street’s Rulebook
The tech titan can follow his own rules when he is combining two companies he owns, but the merger is still raising dealmaker eyebrows.
www.wsj.com
April 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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It is absolutely right that we do not need Greenland (or Canada) for natsec reasons because they are already close NATO allies. So the only rationale to turn the US into an aggressor in our own hemisphere is if you don’t plan on NATO being a US alliance in the future.
March 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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“The Bureau employs some 2,000 people in the city of 29,000.”

The Red Rural Recession.

www.thedailybeast.com/maga-junkie-...
‘MAGA Junkie’ Fired in DOGE Cuts Now Regrets Voting for Trump: ‘I Expected Better’
“I was a MAGA junkie, a MAGA junkie who thought her government job would be safe with Donald Trump in office,” says West Virginia woman fired from the Bureau of Fiscal Service.
www.thedailybeast.com
March 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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🚨 CNN: Collision warning sounds in cockpit of Delta plane due to close call with Air Force jet near Reagan National Airport
www.cnn.com/2025/03/28/u...
Collision warning sounds in cockpit of Delta plane due to close call with Air Force jet near Reagan National Airport | CNN
A close call between a Delta Air Lines Airbus A319 taking off from Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport and a US Air Force T-38 jet, often used by the military for training, sounded alarms in the...
www.cnn.com
March 29, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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Trump admin lays off most of Institute of Peace in latest federal purge https://twp.ai/1Z6qo2
Trump admin lays off most of Institute of Peace in latest federal purge
The Trump administration has reportedly fired a majority of employees at the U.S. Institute of Peace (USIP) over the weekend, with termination letters landing in personal email accounts starting Fr…
twp.ai
March 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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🚨 Why isn't this making
more news? One of Vladimir Putin's limousines exploded and caught fire in Moscow in an apparent assassination attempt www.thesun.co.uk/news/3413438...
Limo from 'Putin’s car fleet' is blown up as troops searched for bombs
ONE of Vladimir Putin’s limousines exploded and caught fire in Moscow as the tyrant orders sewers to be searched and the pat down of his own guards. An Aurus limousine from Putin’s R…
www.thesun.co.uk
March 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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The guy who campaigned on lowering prices on day one now says he hopes prices go up

Congrats, America www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
March 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Elon doing the “straight armed salute”
London 🇬🇧👀
March 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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⚠️ Official Advisories List for Travel To United States (Latest Update)
• Canada 🇨🇦
• United Kingdom 🇬🇧
• Germany 🇩🇪
• Finland 🇫🇮
• Norway 🇳🇴
• Ireland 🇮🇪
• Denmark 🇩🇰
• Belgium 🇧🇪
• France 🇫🇷
www.thetravel.com/these-are-al...
These Are All the Countries Warning of Travel to the U.S.: LIVE Travel Advisories for Foreign Nationals
If you’re a foreign national planning on visiting the U.S., we encourage you to keep a watchful eye on this page for new information
www.thetravel.com
March 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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🧪 23andMe has filed for bankruptcy. What could happen to users' genetic data? You could be at risk if a buyer alters privacy policy. CA Atty. General Bonta recommends that you invoke your rights and direct 23andMe to delete your data and destroy any samples of genetic material held by the company.🔬🧬
Attorney General Bonta Urgently Issues Consumer Alert for 23andMe Customers
Californians have the right to direct the company to delete their genetic data OAKLAND — California Attorney General Rob Bonta today issued a consumer alert to customers of 23andMe, a genetic testing ...
oag.ca.gov
March 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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🚨 Strong 7.7 magnitude earthquake rocks Myanmar with damage reported in Bangkok www.bbc.com/news/live/c4...
Myanmar earthquake live updates: Magnitude 7.7 earthquake hits with strong tremors felt in Bangkok
Footage on social media shows people evacuating buildings in the Thai capital, more than 1,000km from the epicentre.
www.bbc.com
March 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Drug addeled isolated loner Musk pulled in as "Trump's brain"
March 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Musk is evading service to show up in court. What an arrogant vindictive a$$. The #SEC was formed in 1934 under the Securities Exchange Act of 1934, primarily to restore investor confidence & regulate the securities industry following stock market crash of 1929 and the ensuing Great Depression.
March 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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He is just so f*cking weird.
March 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Meet the acting DOGE administrator: a former USDSer named Amy Gleason — who happens to be on vacation this week and didn't know in advance the White House was releasing her name. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/02...
Trump Administration Live Updates: President Joins Speaker’s Effort to Get House Republicans to Pass Budget Plan
www.nytimes.com
February 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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My blood thinner — which I'm on so I don't have another stroke, mind — is $700 a month. That's just one of my meds. I lose Medicaid, I'm dead.
Republicans want you dead.

All of them.

Make a note of it.
February 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Warren: "Our best strategy is to make sure everybody knows exactly what the Republicans are trying to do, and that is they want to give literally trillions of dollars in tax cuts to millionaires and billionaires, and they want to pay for it on the backs of seniors who are living in nursing homes."
February 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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This didn't need to happen. 😢

Per the article, pre-vaccine, 400-600 children died of measles PER YEAR. No parent should have to bury a child. Vaccinate your kids!!
February 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM