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"Liebe Zugreisende, wir haben den Bahnhof pünktlich erreicht. Allerdings ist es Ihnen nicht möglich auszusteigen, da uns ein Gleis ohne Bahnsteig zugeteilt wurde!" (@feierabend47711) #BahnAnsagen
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
"Liebe Zugreisende, wir haben den Bahnhof pünktlich erreicht. Allerdings ist es Ihnen nicht möglich auszusteigen, da uns ein Gleis ohne Bahnsteig zugeteilt wurde!" (@feierabend47711) #BahnAnsagen
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They creampied you then ghosted you? Call that left on bred
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
They creampied you then ghosted you? Call that left on bred
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IT’S MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR
October 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
IT’S MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR
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No ur oh so buff and sexy pls don’t use ai I’m begging u.
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
No ur oh so buff and sexy pls don’t use ai I’m begging u.
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i guess technically we could do this at the club but it’s scary movie night at home :3
October 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i guess technically we could do this at the club but it’s scary movie night at home :3
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TIS THE SEASON!!!
October 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
TIS THE SEASON!!!
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you call him daddy, i call him princess. we are not the same
September 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
you call him daddy, i call him princess. we are not the same
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I got pissed off at the ai ghibli trend so I drew my latest instagram post in a vaguely ghibli style
April 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I got pissed off at the ai ghibli trend so I drew my latest instagram post in a vaguely ghibli style
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ESRI North #9 til I die
In a devastating loss, fan-favorite the Esri North Arrow Kebab #9 🍢 , was knocked out of contention in the first round. Vote for your favorites now in my March Madness Elite 8 bracket!
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March 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
ESRI North #9 til I die
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i will make sweet beautiful love to you bro, don’t push me
February 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
i will make sweet beautiful love to you bro, don’t push me
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Trauma pumping; telling a twink all my personal problems while I’m railing him against the wall
January 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Trauma pumping; telling a twink all my personal problems while I’m railing him against the wall
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introducing OnTop, the first gay hookup app to introduce a Ranked-Competitve mode
January 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
introducing OnTop, the first gay hookup app to introduce a Ranked-Competitve mode
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Wenn dir Youtube aus dem Algorithmus einen neuen Track reinballert, dir in den ersten 3 Minuten denkst 'ist ja ganz nett' und dann auf einmal n beat dropt der voll kickt.
The House Of House (Remastered Original Mix)
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December 17, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Wenn dir Youtube aus dem Algorithmus einen neuen Track reinballert, dir in den ersten 3 Minuten denkst 'ist ja ganz nett' und dann auf einmal n beat dropt der voll kickt.
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emotional support head giver
December 8, 2024 at 1:15 AM
emotional support head giver
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heard it was national [bake a] cake day
November 27, 2024 at 8:28 PM
heard it was national [bake a] cake day
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5 followers?? damn I should really take you guys out for Olive Garden
November 23, 2024 at 3:44 PM
5 followers?? damn I should really take you guys out for Olive Garden
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"What I don’t understand is, even if the goal is to incrementally add flour to feel how the dough changes, why can’t it be done in a bowl? Italians have bowls." www.eater.com/24295503/hom...
The Way You’re Making Fresh Pasta Is Needlessly Fussy
Although aesthetically pleasing, combining eggs in a flour well to make fresh pasta is certain to be messy and inefficient.
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November 20, 2024 at 8:51 PM
"What I don’t understand is, even if the goal is to incrementally add flour to feel how the dough changes, why can’t it be done in a bowl? Italians have bowls." www.eater.com/24295503/hom...
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midwestern tops be like "ope, just gonna squeeze right inside ya"
March 7, 2024 at 5:34 PM
midwestern tops be like "ope, just gonna squeeze right inside ya"
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Bluesky will attract bad actors, it's not immune. The good news is you don't have to block them one by one, Bluesky has moderation lists managed by others (or even you) to help you mass block accounts as they turn up. All you need to do is visit the list, hit subscribe, then choose block or mute.
November 13, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Bluesky will attract bad actors, it's not immune. The good news is you don't have to block them one by one, Bluesky has moderation lists managed by others (or even you) to help you mass block accounts as they turn up. All you need to do is visit the list, hit subscribe, then choose block or mute.