Mistress of words
@wordmistress.bsky.social
Always learning
not always happy about it
But strong. Like OX
not always happy about it
But strong. Like OX
Pinned
Slip sliding away
Slip sliding awwwayyyy
🎶
Slip sliding awwwayyyy
🎶
I guess I feel like I don’t belong here.
Or there.
Benign words aren’t so bad, are they?
Or there.
Benign words aren’t so bad, are they?
May 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I guess I feel like I don’t belong here.
Or there.
Benign words aren’t so bad, are they?
Or there.
Benign words aren’t so bad, are they?
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He’s a 10 but he cries after sex.
April 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
He’s a 10 but he cries after sex.
I finally told my teen son that I shit in a bag. I think I’ve been crabby a lot and he needs to know why. I just didn’t want to
Gross Him out but he was lovely #ostomylife
Gross Him out but he was lovely #ostomylife
April 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I finally told my teen son that I shit in a bag. I think I’ve been crabby a lot and he needs to know why. I just didn’t want to
Gross Him out but he was lovely #ostomylife
Gross Him out but he was lovely #ostomylife
Just don’t know how to identify myself without being a sexual person
April 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Just don’t know how to identify myself without being a sexual person
Hydroseal bandaid
For the win
:/
For the win
:/
March 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Hydroseal bandaid
For the win
:/
For the win
:/
I woke up this morning and it felt like I twisted my ankle. So like I’m like hobbling around wondering - am I so old that I twisted my ankle in the nighttime while I was sleeping, in my bed?
March 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I woke up this morning and it felt like I twisted my ankle. So like I’m like hobbling around wondering - am I so old that I twisted my ankle in the nighttime while I was sleeping, in my bed?
My moon cycle came to remind me that I’m
Not actually dead inside
Not actually dead inside
March 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
My moon cycle came to remind me that I’m
Not actually dead inside
Not actually dead inside
Love it but don’t grasp
March 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Love it but don’t grasp
I make sex noises when I eat castelvetrano olives
Mmmmm
Mmmmm
March 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I make sex noises when I eat castelvetrano olives
Mmmmm
Mmmmm
15yo is all salty bc I ate my WHOLE own burrito
lmao 🌯
He was watching like
👀👀👀
lmao 🌯
He was watching like
👀👀👀
March 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
15yo is all salty bc I ate my WHOLE own burrito
lmao 🌯
He was watching like
👀👀👀
lmao 🌯
He was watching like
👀👀👀
I was funnier over there
Just ask ‘em
Just ask ‘em
March 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I was funnier over there
Just ask ‘em
Just ask ‘em
My 15yo son wants pretty much nothing to do with me
Which makes me sad
However I can smoke all the pot in my room that I want now 😈
Which makes me sad
However I can smoke all the pot in my room that I want now 😈
March 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My 15yo son wants pretty much nothing to do with me
Which makes me sad
However I can smoke all the pot in my room that I want now 😈
Which makes me sad
However I can smoke all the pot in my room that I want now 😈
So
Chicken croquettes
I’d like to blame my son for their disappearance but …. I’ll eat 1 or 3 cold every trip though the kitchen
Chicken croquettes
I’d like to blame my son for their disappearance but …. I’ll eat 1 or 3 cold every trip though the kitchen
March 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
So
Chicken croquettes
I’d like to blame my son for their disappearance but …. I’ll eat 1 or 3 cold every trip though the kitchen
Chicken croquettes
I’d like to blame my son for their disappearance but …. I’ll eat 1 or 3 cold every trip though the kitchen
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Beware the tide pods of March.
March 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Beware the tide pods of March.
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Orders a Lyft, but like for my life
March 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Orders a Lyft, but like for my life
Because who doesn’t need to validate their validity
March 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Because who doesn’t need to validate their validity
Just declined the best job offer I ever did have 😔
My health doesn’t allow me to shine atm
My health doesn’t allow me to shine atm
March 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Just declined the best job offer I ever did have 😔
My health doesn’t allow me to shine atm
My health doesn’t allow me to shine atm
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“Let’s make everything awful,”she flirted.
February 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
“Let’s make everything awful,”she flirted.
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Hear me out, what if the emojis jumped off the screen and performed their emotion
February 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hear me out, what if the emojis jumped off the screen and performed their emotion
He keeps talking about my round ass
I’m like - um it’s a square
I’m like - um it’s a square
March 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
He keeps talking about my round ass
I’m like - um it’s a square
I’m like - um it’s a square
So many people
Questions
My sign off
Struggling with values
And words
Questions
My sign off
Struggling with values
And words
March 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
So many people
Questions
My sign off
Struggling with values
And words
Questions
My sign off
Struggling with values
And words
Good donut delivery on a Sunday evening is not a thing. Obv
March 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Good donut delivery on a Sunday evening is not a thing. Obv
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[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror]
i am the horror and i will be persisting
i am the horror and i will be persisting
March 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror]
i am the horror and i will be persisting
i am the horror and i will be persisting