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That other guy, now 3% more jolly
@wordivorous.bsky.social
the mysterious turtle who controls the clouds.

huge nerd, works at the library.

here to follow interesting people, not necessarily to be interesting myself.

he/him.
After all, there's only one more sleep 'til Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Time for one of my inexplicable favorite Christmas specials, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas! Super condescending, but some dang catchy tunes, and I guess that's all I need?
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Every time I see a baby, any baby at all, this headline pops into my head. Every single time. It's been nearly thirty years.
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Airplane is flyin'
Up in the sky
Making a pattern
With the white lines
Looks like a heart
Or maybe
A pie
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Not beating the allegations that I shouldnt be allowed access to library book sales when I already have too many unread books lying around.
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Surely they could have phrased this differently.
October 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
So I'm supposed to be impressed that your kid started reading when she was four? Lady, my kid was reading every line all the way down the eye chart the moment he popped out of his mother
October 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
"There's only one way to hurt a man who's lost everything. Give him back something broken."

- me, after learning that Taco Bell brought back my beloved Ranchero Chicken taco, only it's spicy this time
July 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
THX 1138: marginally more watchable than the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Marginally.
July 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The Croissan'wich craver
July 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
June 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I worked at a movie theater for many years, so I have a handful:

1) sold Elliot Page a pretzel
2) gave Allison Brie directions to the nearest restroom
3) Edward Norton complained about the speaker system in his auditorium
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The fact that all of this shit is exhausting by design, sadly, doesn't make it any less exhausting.
June 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The horrors persist, but so do I. And therefore, another small Bluesky-themed, post-birthday book haul.

Featuring @djangowexler.bsky.social, @robbpearlman.bsky.social, @seananmcguire.bsky.social, @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social, @annleckie.com, and @brandonsanderson.com
May 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Well shit, I guess I didn't want to live in precedented times either.
April 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I really, firmly believe that every movie would be just that little bit better if it ended the same way Buckaroo Bonzai ends.
So what? Big deal.
YouTube video by AlgaSci
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April 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A small Bluesky-themed book haul, to distract myself from the horrors.

Featuring @scalzi.com, @seananmcguire.bsky.social, and @tkingfisher.com
January 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Kinda embarrassing, but it took me five whole episodes to catch on to why a one-eyed, peg-legged droid, who has a ridiculous stereotypical accent, and is first mate on a friggin' pirate ship... Is named SM-33.
January 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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After all, there's only one more sleep 'til Christmas
December 24, 2023 at 1:25 PM
Finally got mad enough at myself to sit down and watch Morbius. It couldn't even manage to be bad, it was just aggressively not-good.

It simply never felt like there was anything at stake.
December 14, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Moana 2 was... very pretty, I suppose?

I wish they had remembered to write some songs, though.
November 30, 2024 at 6:19 PM
As kids, my sister and I had no idea that this was a reference to anything... probably because we weren't particularly familiar with oddball Hitchcock marketing campaigns from the '60s. The episode was fantastic, though, and I still quote it too often.

starsandletters.blogspot.com/2021/04/the-...
November 25, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Post a picture you took to bring some zen to the skyline
November 16, 2024 at 4:23 PM
In keeping with tradition, of course.
The Other Place had a number of traditions which hopefully will make it over to BlueSky. On an entirely unrelated note, I saw this, and had to share. ☔😄
Tom Holland's "Umbrella" | Lip Sync Battle
YouTube video by Comedy Central Asia
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November 16, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Hard same on all of this.
The first presidential election I could vote in was in 2000.

The week after Bush was inaugurated, The Onion ran this article. It was devastatingly prescient.

And that's haunted me ever since. We know what's going to happen. Most people just don't seem to care.

theonion.com/bush-our-lon...
Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'
WASHINGTON, DC–Mere days from assuming the presidency and closing the door on eight years of Bill Clinton, president-elect George W. Bush assured the nation in a televised address Tuesday that "our lo...
theonion.com
November 6, 2024 at 9:57 PM