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wordivorous.bsky.social
That other guy, now 3% more jolly
@wordivorous.bsky.social
the mysterious turtle who controls the clouds.

huge nerd, works at the library.

here to follow interesting people, not necessarily to be interesting myself.

he/him.
Heard a rumor that Julia Stiles was visiting a friend who lived in my dorm. My friends wanted to go try to spot her, but I thought that would be rude and obnoxious, so I convinced them not to.
December 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I would like you to know that this is amazing.
December 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
December 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
"Kerplunk?"
"Kerplooie."
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"Citizen? They're not allowed in here. This is public property."
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"Here's our first example of how you've ruined everyone's Christmas with your opinions."
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
"As we say when approaching a large piece of cheddar... better start from the top."
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
When will you wear wigs
December 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I hope you're enjoying your time in Gideon Falls
December 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
At least he didn't do that "walking against the wind" shit, I hate that
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 AM
October 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
If you're implying what I think you're implying... c'mon, we all know he wouldn't have needed a ladder
October 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I admit that was nice. No apology though, just a "you can see why I would assume you were lying, I was just overly aggressive because this job has gotten way too stressful lately," and dashing off.
October 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This evening in Z-A, I refused to answer a cop's unnecessarily accusatory questions, and she got increasingly hostile until she eventually decided to fight me. So much for escapism.
October 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Goddammit, I actually chuckled out loud at this.
October 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
"That's such a sweet story! How did you finally realize that the real problem in your relationship was just communication?"

"Oh, we actively tried to cheat on each other"
October 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Still better than "Lips of an Angel," though
October 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"I decided to cheat on you but you tried to cheat on me first, hahaha it's funny because our relationship is terrible"
October 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Boy, do I have a card game suggestion for him
October 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM