That other guy, now 3% more jolly
@wordivorous.bsky.social
the mysterious turtle who controls the clouds.
huge nerd, works at the library.
here to follow interesting people, not necessarily to be interesting myself.
he/him.
huge nerd, works at the library.
here to follow interesting people, not necessarily to be interesting myself.
he/him.
Heard a rumor that Julia Stiles was visiting a friend who lived in my dorm. My friends wanted to go try to spot her, but I thought that would be rude and obnoxious, so I convinced them not to.
December 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Heard a rumor that Julia Stiles was visiting a friend who lived in my dorm. My friends wanted to go try to spot her, but I thought that would be rude and obnoxious, so I convinced them not to.
I would like you to know that this is amazing.
December 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I would like you to know that this is amazing.
"Kerplunk?"
"Kerplooie."
"Kerplooie."
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"Kerplunk?"
"Kerplooie."
"Kerplooie."
"Citizen? They're not allowed in here. This is public property."
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"Citizen? They're not allowed in here. This is public property."
"Here's our first example of how you've ruined everyone's Christmas with your opinions."
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
"Here's our first example of how you've ruined everyone's Christmas with your opinions."
"As we say when approaching a large piece of cheddar... better start from the top."
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
"As we say when approaching a large piece of cheddar... better start from the top."
When will you wear wigs
December 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
When will you wear wigs
I hope you're enjoying your time in Gideon Falls
December 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I hope you're enjoying your time in Gideon Falls
At least he didn't do that "walking against the wind" shit, I hate that
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 AM
At least he didn't do that "walking against the wind" shit, I hate that
If you're implying what I think you're implying... c'mon, we all know he wouldn't have needed a ladder
October 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If you're implying what I think you're implying... c'mon, we all know he wouldn't have needed a ladder
I admit that was nice. No apology though, just a "you can see why I would assume you were lying, I was just overly aggressive because this job has gotten way too stressful lately," and dashing off.
October 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I admit that was nice. No apology though, just a "you can see why I would assume you were lying, I was just overly aggressive because this job has gotten way too stressful lately," and dashing off.
This evening in Z-A, I refused to answer a cop's unnecessarily accusatory questions, and she got increasingly hostile until she eventually decided to fight me. So much for escapism.
October 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This evening in Z-A, I refused to answer a cop's unnecessarily accusatory questions, and she got increasingly hostile until she eventually decided to fight me. So much for escapism.
Goddammit, I actually chuckled out loud at this.
October 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Goddammit, I actually chuckled out loud at this.
"That's such a sweet story! How did you finally realize that the real problem in your relationship was just communication?"
"Oh, we actively tried to cheat on each other"
"Oh, we actively tried to cheat on each other"
October 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"That's such a sweet story! How did you finally realize that the real problem in your relationship was just communication?"
"Oh, we actively tried to cheat on each other"
"Oh, we actively tried to cheat on each other"
Still better than "Lips of an Angel," though
October 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Still better than "Lips of an Angel," though
"I decided to cheat on you but you tried to cheat on me first, hahaha it's funny because our relationship is terrible"
October 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"I decided to cheat on you but you tried to cheat on me first, hahaha it's funny because our relationship is terrible"
Boy, do I have a card game suggestion for him
October 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Boy, do I have a card game suggestion for him