Woolley
@woolley1.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 he/him 🏳️⚧️
Kindergarten teacher ordinaire.
Magic is real, bc I make it real.
♎ 🐎 40+ X-illennial liberal
I love cats, cactii, & comics.
(banner art by @evenlyevi.bsky.social)
Kindergarten teacher ordinaire.
Magic is real, bc I make it real.
♎ 🐎 40+ X-illennial liberal
I love cats, cactii, & comics.
(banner art by @evenlyevi.bsky.social)
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Woolley
@woolley1.bsky.social
· Nov 10
Hello!
I migrated from tweetsville, too. I moved here for the art & positivity. I still keep up the fight over there.
Plz, join my safe space if you love cats, sheep, foxes, books, mysticism, & any beauty we can find together.
Here's my past cats, current cat, & me in my classroom. And a wooly.
I migrated from tweetsville, too. I moved here for the art & positivity. I still keep up the fight over there.
Plz, join my safe space if you love cats, sheep, foxes, books, mysticism, & any beauty we can find together.
Here's my past cats, current cat, & me in my classroom. And a wooly.
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Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯
Another I can't stand: "Fake it 'til you make it!"
-that's literally all my interactions, when is it 'made'?
-what 'it' does this apply to?
-doesn't "fake it" = lie to yourself & others?
-Waddyamean I'm faking it wrong?
So, everyone's BSing it all but I'm 'divergent' cuz nothing makes sense to me
-that's literally all my interactions, when is it 'made'?
-what 'it' does this apply to?
-doesn't "fake it" = lie to yourself & others?
-Waddyamean I'm faking it wrong?
So, everyone's BSing it all but I'm 'divergent' cuz nothing makes sense to me
"Trust your instincts!", "Trust your intuition!"
- the most annoying advice for neurodivergents.
Because our "instincts" or "intuition" is mixed with trauma vision, people pleasing, scapegoat-reflex, gut-disconnect and imposter syndrome. It's literally worthless.
#WitchSky
- the most annoying advice for neurodivergents.
Because our "instincts" or "intuition" is mixed with trauma vision, people pleasing, scapegoat-reflex, gut-disconnect and imposter syndrome. It's literally worthless.
#WitchSky
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Another I can't stand: "Fake it 'til you make it!"
-that's literally all my interactions, when is it 'made'?
-what 'it' does this apply to?
-doesn't "fake it" = lie to yourself & others?
-Waddyamean I'm faking it wrong?
So, everyone's BSing it all but I'm 'divergent' cuz nothing makes sense to me
-that's literally all my interactions, when is it 'made'?
-what 'it' does this apply to?
-doesn't "fake it" = lie to yourself & others?
-Waddyamean I'm faking it wrong?
So, everyone's BSing it all but I'm 'divergent' cuz nothing makes sense to me
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Dear Google,
Stop suggesting your AI nonsense to me. I do not want it. I have never wanted it, and never will. The suggestions are disruptive and enraging and make me want to never use your services again. Just because you sunk your fortunes into AI slop doesn't mean we have to use it.
Love,
Us.
Stop suggesting your AI nonsense to me. I do not want it. I have never wanted it, and never will. The suggestions are disruptive and enraging and make me want to never use your services again. Just because you sunk your fortunes into AI slop doesn't mean we have to use it.
Love,
Us.
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Dear Google,
Stop suggesting your AI nonsense to me. I do not want it. I have never wanted it, and never will. The suggestions are disruptive and enraging and make me want to never use your services again. Just because you sunk your fortunes into AI slop doesn't mean we have to use it.
Love,
Us.
Stop suggesting your AI nonsense to me. I do not want it. I have never wanted it, and never will. The suggestions are disruptive and enraging and make me want to never use your services again. Just because you sunk your fortunes into AI slop doesn't mean we have to use it.
Love,
Us.
Sadly, I must admit I am NOT all that...nor am I a bag of chips.
I must confirm that I am not the god of hell fire
I must confirm that I am neither the resurrection, nor am I the light.
November 5, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Sadly, I must admit I am NOT all that...nor am I a bag of chips.
Reps control all 3 branches of gvt, purge admin of left-leaning civil workers, give tax breaks to billionaires, defund liberal programs, strip healthcare & food from millions, then shut down the gvt, & refuse to return to DC...
...& ppl STILL say it's the Dems' fault.
(Please vote, y'all)
...& ppl STILL say it's the Dems' fault.
(Please vote, y'all)
a cartoon character says sighs in disgust
Alt: Kip from Futurama sighs in disgust
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November 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Reps control all 3 branches of gvt, purge admin of left-leaning civil workers, give tax breaks to billionaires, defund liberal programs, strip healthcare & food from millions, then shut down the gvt, & refuse to return to DC...
...& ppl STILL say it's the Dems' fault.
(Please vote, y'all)
...& ppl STILL say it's the Dems' fault.
(Please vote, y'all)
"...goddamn kids...I could feed some of them to that goldfish...fewer mouths to feed...not like Phil would ever notice...he never watches the fuckin' kids...dumbass can't even count anyways...*sigh*...this is my life now...I swore to myself I would never become my mother...shit..."
November 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"...goddamn kids...I could feed some of them to that goldfish...fewer mouths to feed...not like Phil would ever notice...he never watches the fuckin' kids...dumbass can't even count anyways...*sigh*...this is my life now...I swore to myself I would never become my mother...shit..."
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I hope you all have a nice weekend. It doesn’t have to be amazing. Just nice. I think we all deserve a nice weekend after the last few weeks.
October 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I hope you all have a nice weekend. It doesn’t have to be amazing. Just nice. I think we all deserve a nice weekend after the last few weeks.
American Democracy was felled by the GOP reaching two simple numbers:
6-3
6-3
September 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
American Democracy was felled by the GOP reaching two simple numbers:
6-3
6-3
Inside you are two rams...
September 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Inside you are two rams...
Missed this event & her article earlier this week.
Jo is right. This is fascist, genocidal talk. No hyperbole.
“Just Kill Them.” Casual Cruelty, Broadcast at Dawn
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
(btw, lest we forget, what about the #EpsteinFiles?)
Jo is right. This is fascist, genocidal talk. No hyperbole.
“Just Kill Them.” Casual Cruelty, Broadcast at Dawn
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
(btw, lest we forget, what about the #EpsteinFiles?)
“Just Kill Them.” Casual Cruelty, Broadcast at Dawn
If you’re not outraged, you’re not paying attention.
open.substack.com
September 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Missed this event & her article earlier this week.
Jo is right. This is fascist, genocidal talk. No hyperbole.
“Just Kill Them.” Casual Cruelty, Broadcast at Dawn
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
(btw, lest we forget, what about the #EpsteinFiles?)
Jo is right. This is fascist, genocidal talk. No hyperbole.
“Just Kill Them.” Casual Cruelty, Broadcast at Dawn
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
(btw, lest we forget, what about the #EpsteinFiles?)
Timeline cleanse:
Quote post 5 things that make you happy
1. Smell of cinnamon rolls in the morning
2. Looking *up* at my mammoth sunflower
3. Seeing rain clouds approaching
4. Reading to kinders cuddling their stuffies
5. Reading a book with my cat purring in my lap
Quote post 5 things that make you happy
1. Smell of cinnamon rolls in the morning
2. Looking *up* at my mammoth sunflower
3. Seeing rain clouds approaching
4. Reading to kinders cuddling their stuffies
5. Reading a book with my cat purring in my lap
September 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Timeline cleanse:
Quote post 5 things that make you happy
1. Smell of cinnamon rolls in the morning
2. Looking *up* at my mammoth sunflower
3. Seeing rain clouds approaching
4. Reading to kinders cuddling their stuffies
5. Reading a book with my cat purring in my lap
Quote post 5 things that make you happy
1. Smell of cinnamon rolls in the morning
2. Looking *up* at my mammoth sunflower
3. Seeing rain clouds approaching
4. Reading to kinders cuddling their stuffies
5. Reading a book with my cat purring in my lap
September 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Been a while since I checked my woolies feed, let alone shared such majestic "fluffballs".
September 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Been a while since I checked my woolies feed, let alone shared such majestic "fluffballs".
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When 2 kids get in trouble the 1 changing their story & blaming everyone else is the real culprit
#Trump
"I'll release the #Epstein Files
"My name isn't in there
"We can't release it"
#GOP
"He's being framed
"He was an informant
"Well, he *helped* the FBI"
#FOX
"Evil Dems
"It's a Hoax!
"Clinton!"
#Trump
"I'll release the #Epstein Files
"My name isn't in there
"We can't release it"
#GOP
"He's being framed
"He was an informant
"Well, he *helped* the FBI"
#FOX
"Evil Dems
"It's a Hoax!
"Clinton!"
September 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
(Except in failed democracies, like Russia, Belarus, Hungary, and now the United States!)
September 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
(Except in failed democracies, like Russia, Belarus, Hungary, and now the United States!)
Powerful words by JoJofromJerz:
"They’re not mad that we’re unattractive. They’re mad that we’re not ashamed. They’re mad that we exist on our own terms..."
Great article!
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
"They’re not mad that we’re unattractive. They’re mad that we’re not ashamed. They’re mad that we exist on our own terms..."
Great article!
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
August 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Powerful words by JoJofromJerz:
"They’re not mad that we’re unattractive. They’re mad that we’re not ashamed. They’re mad that we exist on our own terms..."
Great article!
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
"They’re not mad that we’re unattractive. They’re mad that we’re not ashamed. They’re mad that we exist on our own terms..."
Great article!
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
1st thing MAGA must accept:
Non-whites, liberals, & anyone else different ARE NOT EVIL.
The GOP propaganda machine has worked tirelessly for decades convincing you the 'others' are conspiring to destroy America & take everything from you.
You now support a lying, grifting pedo bc of this lie.
Non-whites, liberals, & anyone else different ARE NOT EVIL.
The GOP propaganda machine has worked tirelessly for decades convincing you the 'others' are conspiring to destroy America & take everything from you.
You now support a lying, grifting pedo bc of this lie.
July 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
1st thing MAGA must accept:
Non-whites, liberals, & anyone else different ARE NOT EVIL.
The GOP propaganda machine has worked tirelessly for decades convincing you the 'others' are conspiring to destroy America & take everything from you.
You now support a lying, grifting pedo bc of this lie.
Non-whites, liberals, & anyone else different ARE NOT EVIL.
The GOP propaganda machine has worked tirelessly for decades convincing you the 'others' are conspiring to destroy America & take everything from you.
You now support a lying, grifting pedo bc of this lie.
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Hollywood, call me. I can have this script done on a weekend.
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/lesson
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/lesson
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STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
July 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Hollywood, call me. I can have this script done on a weekend.
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/lesson
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/lesson
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
repost with an old pic you still love ✨
30th bday, Lebowski-themed party
30th bday, Lebowski-themed party
July 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
repost with an old pic you still love ✨
30th bday, Lebowski-themed party
30th bday, Lebowski-themed party
To my friends already heading to bed:
May you sleep be as deep, unencumbered, & shameless as these professional slumberers.
Which one are you?
May you sleep be as deep, unencumbered, & shameless as these professional slumberers.
Which one are you?
July 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
To my friends already heading to bed:
May you sleep be as deep, unencumbered, & shameless as these professional slumberers.
Which one are you?
May you sleep be as deep, unencumbered, & shameless as these professional slumberers.
Which one are you?
Writing scathing, passionate rejoinders & sappy, heartfelt paeans...
...only to delete them. Every time.
WHYYY?
...only to delete them. Every time.
WHYYY?
a cartoon dog is standing in front of a couch with its arms outstretched .
Alt: .gif of Jake, from Adventure Time, wailing with arms outstretched, slowly collapsing to the floor in melodramatic fit of unmitigated agony.
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July 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Writing scathing, passionate rejoinders & sappy, heartfelt paeans...
...only to delete them. Every time.
WHYYY?
...only to delete them. Every time.
WHYYY?
Can confirm this has happened in my class before
July 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Can confirm this has happened in my class before