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Woolley
@woolley1.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 he/him 🏳️‍⚧️
Kindergarten teacher ordinaire.
Magic is real, bc I make it real.
♎ 🐎 40+ X-illennial liberal
I love cats, cactii, & comics.

(banner art by @evenlyevi.bsky.social)
"...goddamn kids...I could feed some of them to that goldfish...fewer mouths to feed...not like Phil would ever notice...he never watches the fuckin' kids...dumbass can't even count anyways...*sigh*...this is my life now...I swore to myself I would never become my mother...shit..."
November 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
(Except in failed democracies, like Russia, Belarus, Hungary, and now the United States!)
September 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Enjoying summer break, definitely less stressed & pursuing more things I'm interested in
A cat cafe opened here, I've been growing sunflowers & cacti, plus reading a lot
Pretty jealous of your trip to Spain & going to see the Prodigy. It looked like fun, I hope you enjoyed them!
July 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
repost with an old pic you still love ✨
30th bday, Lebowski-themed party
July 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
💔Rest in Peace, Mikayla😢
May she find the peace she couldn't find here.😞
June 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Cheers!
June 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Not sure how many #MelvorIdle players in our Blue Skies, but I gotta share
Finally finished
(don't even mention DLC)
#Melvor #Idler #Idlers
June 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
A certain US dictator watching his parade & #NoKings protests, then hearing the news about the assassinations in MN.
June 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Visited the cat cafe here in Santa Fe
Nice place w delicious drinks!
Ladies Margarite & Creamsicle fought for my attention (very validating tbh)
Old man Obsidian fell asleep on a preschooler
Cliff showed off his hunting skills

Definitely visiting again
Summer is off to a good start!
June 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.
May 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
zoom
March 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
March 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Love & Innocence in Kindergarten
March 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This birb hit the jackpot shelter from this freezing wind & an all-u-can-eat buffet!
March 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
This explains so much.

Grace over guilt.

Such a hard lesson to learn, but very important.
March 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
You only receive a candy heart from an SO that says, IT'S OK...

...what did you say/do to deserve this?!
February 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Ah, Smarties taking over the candy heart racket.
Some steamy, warm, & friendly messages...

...but what's up w IT'S OK?
February 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Glad you have some loving company
take care 🫶
February 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
If you see this, repost with something red from your gallery.

A whole bunch of pink in my galleries, but not a lot of red. Might as well make a statement, then.
February 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
We will, Poppa Zappa!
February 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It is ongoing.
There's still a link w LGBTQ in it
but when you click it, what pops up is...
February 14, 2025 at 6:14 AM
1. C&H over my heart, reminds me to love myself

2. (Not shown) Simple circle on wrist for Pi Day 3/14/15

3. Lived in TX for 40 yrs, so a Lone Star on my calf

4. Among Us classroom after surviving my 1st year teaching (6th grader drew the picture)

What would u want to get?
February 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
💙📚
Finished "The New Happy" by Stephanie Harrison

Redefining what = happy. Old Happy: selfish, work obsessed greed. New Happy: selfless, creative service.

Non-fiction, Self-Help

⭐⭐⭐⭐/5
premise: A
evidence: C
solution: A

TWs: - (c'mon, it's a self help book)
January 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If you love movies like Reanimator, Dead Alive, & other cheesy camp horror, check out "Onyx the Fortuitous & the Talisman of Souls".
I dunno, hidden gem, guys!
January 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The House in the Cerulean Sea.
January 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM