Jadon Sancho Panza
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Jadon Sancho Panza
@wokeimperialist.bsky.social
From the crown of my head to the soles of my feet I am Bolshevik, and proud of it. - he/him
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Artist re-hired after AI turned out to be too expensive: I'm not sure any of these assets are usable

Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face
September 7, 2024 at 4:07 PM
heres the thing the lying lamestream media is hiding from you: radiohead is good
March 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
science fiction is meant to explore the questions society is afraid to ask like 'what if a robot was sad' or 'what if an alien was horny'
November 25, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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isn't it crazy how all men pure of both body and mind have fleas 😅 (itching myself) especially the ones who have done no wrong and love you so
February 9, 2024 at 2:46 PM
[WHITEST GUY YOU EVER MET FLIPPING THROUGH RECORDS AT THE RECORD STORE]
Fear of a black planet? [A bit louder] I wouldn't fear it
February 9, 2024 at 12:59 PM
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transgender drake be like i need a one pronoun
February 8, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Turning the switch away from "being" to "becoming"
February 8, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Remember Brockhampton ? That was crazy
February 8, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Guy at work saying he roots for Inter Miami because of its history
February 8, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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it's weird that the most famous heavy metal song ever made has the lyric "we're off to Never-Never Land." it's like one degree removed from being about how much a talking bear loves honey
December 16, 2023 at 12:28 AM
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November 19, 2023 at 1:00 AM
Deadlift: Bigger Than Before
Bench Press: Smaller Than Before
Death Wish: Bigger Than Before
November 10, 2023 at 12:59 AM
Camera roll showing me pictures of myself back when i had long hair. Criminal imo
November 3, 2023 at 12:05 AM
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i put the pussy in a well and barked at it like i’m Lassie
October 30, 2023 at 7:31 PM
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if she’s your witch, why’s she doubling up my toil and trouble?
October 30, 2023 at 1:56 PM
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October 27, 2023 at 11:34 AM
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The jerk store called. I got the job!
September 30, 2023 at 2:54 PM
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hey man, the “i give a fuck” factory called, they said— they said there was a fire

(taking hat off) it was really bad. there was no survivors
October 19, 2023 at 12:39 PM
Really been enjoying logging in here once a month to see everyone say this website has gotten worse and filled with sickos
September 24, 2023 at 1:58 AM
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(ominously) what’s up playboy
September 18, 2023 at 1:41 AM
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September 19, 2023 at 3:43 PM
Doing the heaviest deadlift of the week to Rhinestone Cowboy >>>>
September 19, 2023 at 11:24 AM
[nameless one from planescape torment voice] shaved my ass
September 19, 2023 at 12:36 AM
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shook my wife awake to show her that my student loan statement was available

we held each other and cried tears of joy. it’s finally here. we’ve missed you, and you’ve grown so large
September 12, 2023 at 2:43 PM