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Expert person.
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My nutrition app suggested I eat more pussy.
February 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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by the end of this weekend my phone had learned "cablp" without autocorrecting it. please enjoy my trip report: defector.com/criss-angel-...
I Traveled 800 Miles To Eat Breakfast, Lunch, And Pizza At Criss Angel’s Breakfast, Lunch, And Pizza | Defector
When I was a very depressed British teenager, I had an unhealthy fascination with America. I found a way to love its contradictions, to explain away the obvious sins not by excusing them directly but ...
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February 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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Last time I saw an old white man get this mad at a bad bunny it was Elmer Fudd! He was the man, I mean. Not the bunny. That was bugs. Sorry. the rabbit was bugs. His name was bugs. He’d be like bad bunny in this situation.
February 10, 2026 at 7:05 AM
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you're not allowed to say "Elon Musk has hanged himself" on here. I just found that out recently after someone I'm somewhat familiar with posted it and became instantly suspended for 3 days. I don't know why you can't say "Elon Musk has hanged himself". It's not true for now but maybe it will be ?
February 5, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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Seeing a lot of people "resigning" after being discovered to be pen pals with Epstein and not a lot of people "shooting themselves in the mouth" or "being drawn and quartered"
February 5, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Dril, with this latest action you have now accrued 9 Mod Frowns. At 10, in accordance with our Terms of Use, our Trust and Safety team will conduct a "highly lethal home raid" while you are completely nude in the bath tub, or on the toilet.
February 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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its gonna be so funny when you kill this website, you fuckin jackasses. i honestly cant wait @safety.bsky.app @jay.bsky.team @pfrazee.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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Lol they suspended dril, great work to the morons running this place
February 4, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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A federal judge dropped two of the charges against Luigi Mangione — the man accused of fatally shooting UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson — making his case no longer eligible for the death penalty. n.pr/4bu41Z8
Judge rules Luigi Mangione should not face death penalty
A federal judge dropped two of the charges against Luigi Mangione — the man accused of fatally shooting UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson — making his case no longer eligible for the death penalty.
n.pr
January 30, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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We’re owed a few evil people deaths asap. Like 10-12 for Catherine O’Hara alone. Come on fascist scumbags, get to croaking.
January 30, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Thank you to everyone who watched, donated, raided, chatted, and streamed with us yesterday. This is a really insane amount of money that you all raised and it’s going to help a lot of people in Minnesota! We’ll be back on Monday to watch a depressed 51 year old man eat a burger in his Honda.
January 30, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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This was our biggest charity stream ever and I think a big part of it is people really, really fucking hate ICE. So thank you to the power of hatred for really stepping it up yesterday.
Thank you to everyone who watched, donated, raided, chatted, and streamed with us yesterday. This is a really insane amount of money that you all raised and it’s going to help a lot of people in Minnesota! We’ll be back on Monday to watch a depressed 51 year old man eat a burger in his Honda.
January 30, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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the donation total for our fundraiser currently stands at $119,186.83. i would LOVE if we can get it to $120k before I email the charity to let them know how thoroughly you all smashed it... if there's anyone out there who hasn't kicked in a tenner yet here's your chance tiltify.com/+goo-crew/sm...
January 30, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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justin has been live for an hour and already raised $7640. i'll be live at twitch.tv/libtron at 11am PDT!
Tomorrow we’ll be raising money for the Women’s Foundation of Minnesota with our friends in the Goo Crew! We’re gonna be playing Lethal Company, Peak, REPO, and a bunch of other fun games all day - drop by to watch and help out!
January 29, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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Stefan Heck is an alien #OpenYourEyes #TheJokingGamer
January 29, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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"What if somebody said "It's the Super Bowl." And then I'm like, "You probably couldn't even get a ticket to the Salad Bowl." 🥗 That's funny."
THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too.
(I start sucking the third guy's dick.)
That's funny.
- JF
#TheJokingGamer #ad
January 29, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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RIP to Greg Bovino, who fell into his own dickhole and died. Doctors believe he drowned in his piss when he tried to "drink his way out" "like usual"
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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one if the ice agents is named Elizabeth Clit Zerfing??
January 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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Scott Adams blocked me like ten years ago when I sent him a drawing I did of Dilbert’s erect penis curving upwards like his tie
January 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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Prison for all ICE scumbags. Misogynist, racist, fascist losers who’ve been told they’re above the law. They all need to be thrown in a fucking dungeon for life.
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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i hate every nasty little worm pig fuck that works at ICE. in any capacity. oh i just file the paperwork there. file your ass to hell
January 8, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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Drawing a big-titty goth girl getting railed by a demon on the hood of a sports car the night before I start my new office temp job like I’m smoking my last cigarette in front of a firing squad
January 6, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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Honey, put on your best dress, it’s gift card dinner night
December 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM