Bill Norris
wnorris3.bsky.social
Bill Norris
@wnorris3.bsky.social
Bar guy. I like to eat and drink tasty things. Would rather be fishing. AustinFC stan.
Paging Maison Ferrand for kit logo sponsor. 10/10 would buy.
CURAÇAO ONE POINT AWAY 🇨🇼

The Caribbean island with a population of roughly 150,000—less than half of Iceland’s 400,000 people (the current smallest World Cup nation)—just need a result against Jamaica tonight to clinch their first trip to the World Cup 🏆
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Too soon? #AustinFC
November 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
There it fooking is! John Gallagher you beauty off heady play from Owen! #austinfc
October 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The Patron Saint of Saves. #austinFC
September 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Yes indeed. What a goal! #austinfc
a white wolf is sitting in the snow with its mouth open .
ALT: a white wolf is sitting in the snow with its mouth open .
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September 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Visiting the fam ‘down the shore.’ Went out for a 5th of Powers. But this caught my eye.
September 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Why did Wolff get a yellow? #austinfc
August 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
In retrospect, the clear answer to this question is, “Nah.” Except for Owen and Burkari, in moments. #austinfc
Is this AustinFC team actually fun to watch?!?!?!?
August 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Before the election, my focus group of Trump voters said their top priorities were lowering prices and releasing the Epstein files. Now the same respondents say their top priorities are building a gold ballroom for the White House and putting tariffs on Ford and GM.
August 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Currently re-wiring brain to not support the team wearing Verde & Black.
July 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
World Cup group stage tickets starting at $1,450 each?!?!?!?!?!?
July 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
STUUUUUUUUUU! #austinfc
July 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Some things pickled, some things cured, some things cheese. That’s today sorted, more or less.
July 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Homemade Vin d’Orange, sausages, charcoal and thou…
July 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This. I see no lies…
In 1965, a filibuster-proof Democratic Congressional majority and President created Medicaid.

The people most helped by it responded by voting Republican and electing Richard Nixon.

(continued...)
July 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
June 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
So, @davidwondrich.bsky.social or @mbrowley.bsky.social any idea what this might have been for? Promotional item labeled “Complements of Edgewood Whiskey,” which was apparently a pre-prohibition brand from Ohio that blended sour mash of some kind and Rye, but this tool stymies me.
June 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This. I don’t. I mean anyone who makes Ted Cruz reveal just how big a dumbass he is. But. It’s Tucker. And. Well. Fine. I’m just going to enjoy this?
WATCH: “You’re a U.S. senator and you don’t know anything about the country you want to topple.”

Tucker Carlson embarrasses @sentedcruz as he pushes for war with Iran
June 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Good to see #AustinFC take three points against the Red Bulls and the officials tonight.
June 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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So this week we’ve had a man impersonating an ICE agent tie up a woman and steal $1000; a man impersonating a police officer assassinate a top Democratic politician & her husband (and shoot another Democrat & his wife); and a man impersonating a king hold a military parade for his birthday
June 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
We’re now in the phase of Donald Trump’s America where Democratic legislators are the victims of targeted assassination.
Minnesota Rep. Hortman and husband killed, Sen. Hoffman and wife wounded in "politically motivated" shooting, Gov. Walz says
Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz announced Saturday morning that state Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband are dead, and state Sen. John Hoffman and his wife are wounded following a "politically motivated" sh...
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June 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I thought Musk and Thiel would wait until September or so before they started banging the drum for their sofa loving puppet to replace Trump. Appears the timeline has accelerated…
June 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Shot.
June 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should…. #mixology
June 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM