WJ Reid
@wjreid3.bsky.social
Inventor of Fauxcaine
Please do not follow. I don't follow back
Please do not follow. I don't follow back
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If you see two people happy together. Leave them alone.
April 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
If you see two people happy together. Leave them alone.
Forgot to wear green on St. Patrick's Day. Found myself in quite a pinch.
March 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Forgot to wear green on St. Patrick's Day. Found myself in quite a pinch.
I'm not binary. I'm not binary one a drink on St. Patrick's Day.
March 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I'm not binary. I'm not binary one a drink on St. Patrick's Day.
I have a fever and can't stop playing the mandolin. It's highly possible I've contracted the bard flu.
January 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I have a fever and can't stop playing the mandolin. It's highly possible I've contracted the bard flu.
That's a nice castle you got! Do the parapets match the gates?
November 23, 2024 at 5:51 PM
That's a nice castle you got! Do the parapets match the gates?
In France they're called nuncheaux
November 23, 2024 at 4:59 AM
In France they're called nuncheaux
I don't always drink hot coffee. But when I do, go fuck yourself.
November 22, 2024 at 9:28 PM
I don't always drink hot coffee. But when I do, go fuck yourself.
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Hey with the intention of eating half your pizza.
September 24, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Hey with the intention of eating half your pizza.
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tired af - never had to live this long before
September 1, 2024 at 2:13 PM
tired af - never had to live this long before
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isn't even in the top 3 worst things the Corps did to me
I was there a few years after the worst of the leaking, and the water still tasted *terrible*. Didn't know what it was until long later, and it turns out I know what jet fuel tastes like. Thanks, Marine Corps!
August 11, 2024 at 4:57 AM
isn't even in the top 3 worst things the Corps did to me
It's okay to lie about having an Olympic gold medal for your own personal gain and general trickery.
August 11, 2024 at 11:16 AM
It's okay to lie about having an Olympic gold medal for your own personal gain and general trickery.
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5 eggs, a slab of red meat, a sizeable chunk of cheddar cheese
makes the post-hard-workout body glow
(I eat mostly veggies & fruit in other meals)
makes the post-hard-workout body glow
(I eat mostly veggies & fruit in other meals)
August 11, 2024 at 2:23 AM
5 eggs, a slab of red meat, a sizeable chunk of cheddar cheese
makes the post-hard-workout body glow
(I eat mostly veggies & fruit in other meals)
makes the post-hard-workout body glow
(I eat mostly veggies & fruit in other meals)
I fear the fear of missing out. I'm fomophobic.
August 11, 2024 at 12:59 AM
I fear the fear of missing out. I'm fomophobic.
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Ever heard someone shit themselves with embarrassment but not because they shit themselves.. I provoke that
July 30, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Ever heard someone shit themselves with embarrassment but not because they shit themselves.. I provoke that
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I can't believe I ever wanted to live forever
July 30, 2024 at 1:02 AM
I can't believe I ever wanted to live forever
My mind is as tarp as a shack
July 24, 2024 at 5:06 AM
My mind is as tarp as a shack
Just had my annual check up. Doc says I have the balls of an angel.
July 10, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Just had my annual check up. Doc says I have the balls of an angel.
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Make a movie cheesier:
Cheddar by the Dozen
Cheddar by the Dozen
make a movie cheesier:
nosferableu
nosferableu
July 9, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Make a movie cheesier:
Cheddar by the Dozen
Cheddar by the Dozen
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Beaufort and the Beast
Make a movie cheesier:
Blue Velveeta
Blue Velveeta
Make a movie cheesier:
Muenster House
Muenster House
July 9, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Beaufort and the Beast