Connor MacDonald
@wizardmacdonald.bsky.social
Wizard that was banned from the High Council for using the gold budget on making goblin crocs (crocs for goblins)
Production & Marketing Manager for The Yetee
Production & Marketing Manager for The Yetee
"Have at thee!" I declare, thrusting the fishing lure cat toy at my cat, who could not care less for my performance and technique
September 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"Have at thee!" I declare, thrusting the fishing lure cat toy at my cat, who could not care less for my performance and technique
Thinking about getting into game design solely because I'm too impatient to wait for another Pikmin game
September 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Thinking about getting into game design solely because I'm too impatient to wait for another Pikmin game
Increase a band: Good Middle Adolescent Cannibals
Increase a band: Blue Öyster Recognized Faith
Increase a band: Actual Dragons
August 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Increase a band: Good Middle Adolescent Cannibals
Idk how universal having one wild video rental story is, but mine is that once we rented Osmosis Jones and didn’t return it for 9 full months because we watched it so often (2-3 times a week) that my parents forgot it was a rental and figured it was our personal copy
August 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Idk how universal having one wild video rental story is, but mine is that once we rented Osmosis Jones and didn’t return it for 9 full months because we watched it so often (2-3 times a week) that my parents forgot it was a rental and figured it was our personal copy
I smile, twirling my new cape as I make my way out the door. "No need to thank me," I say over my shoulder.
The confused thrift shop owner who is looking at the "Ham Rebate" I gave him instead of money: this expired years ago... he must be-
*logo pops up on screen*
WEIRD THIEF
The confused thrift shop owner who is looking at the "Ham Rebate" I gave him instead of money: this expired years ago... he must be-
*logo pops up on screen*
WEIRD THIEF
August 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I smile, twirling my new cape as I make my way out the door. "No need to thank me," I say over my shoulder.
The confused thrift shop owner who is looking at the "Ham Rebate" I gave him instead of money: this expired years ago... he must be-
*logo pops up on screen*
WEIRD THIEF
The confused thrift shop owner who is looking at the "Ham Rebate" I gave him instead of money: this expired years ago... he must be-
*logo pops up on screen*
WEIRD THIEF
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[transylvania, police interrogation room]
COP: you stabbed Dimitri in the heart… with a…
VILLAGER: with a stake, yes
COP: and he died… meaning he was…
VILLAGER: was a dracula
COP: was a dracula
POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a dracula
COP: you stabbed Dimitri in the heart… with a…
VILLAGER: with a stake, yes
COP: and he died… meaning he was…
VILLAGER: was a dracula
COP: was a dracula
POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a dracula
November 9, 2023 at 7:19 PM
[transylvania, police interrogation room]
COP: you stabbed Dimitri in the heart… with a…
VILLAGER: with a stake, yes
COP: and he died… meaning he was…
VILLAGER: was a dracula
COP: was a dracula
POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a dracula
COP: you stabbed Dimitri in the heart… with a…
VILLAGER: with a stake, yes
COP: and he died… meaning he was…
VILLAGER: was a dracula
COP: was a dracula
POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a dracula
Reposted by Connor MacDonald
If everyone can help me by retweeting this or if you can help financially in any way. I just made it to 1950 out of my 3.5k goal towards moving out. AAnything at this point would be of great help if possible. 🙏 I cannot thank y'all enough 😭
These are ways of being able to help. If you can support me + my family from being homeless for a little that would be swell.
Paypal: paypal.me/gardenarcade
Cashapp: cash.app/$sleepintowns
Venmo: venmo.com/code?user_id...
Paypal: paypal.me/gardenarcade
Cashapp: cash.app/$sleepintowns
Venmo: venmo.com/code?user_id...
Business Profile
paypal.me
July 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If everyone can help me by retweeting this or if you can help financially in any way. I just made it to 1950 out of my 3.5k goal towards moving out. AAnything at this point would be of great help if possible. 🙏 I cannot thank y'all enough 😭
Just a small update on what I’ve been up to recently
July 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Just a small update on what I’ve been up to recently
@jadefabello.bsky.social well well well, if it isn't TV's Jade Fabello
June 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
@jadefabello.bsky.social well well well, if it isn't TV's Jade Fabello
Deleting the last post because I got so many responses! Thank you everyone who reached out or boosted, I'm working through the replies!
June 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Deleting the last post because I got so many responses! Thank you everyone who reached out or boosted, I'm working through the replies!
Starting today at 5PM and then all the way until Sunday at 5PM, my partner and 7 other talented improvisers are going to be doing improv for 48 hours straight. No sleep. Just shows back to back, changing every hour. It is bonkers. It is wild. It is so much fun to see
June 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Starting today at 5PM and then all the way until Sunday at 5PM, my partner and 7 other talented improvisers are going to be doing improv for 48 hours straight. No sleep. Just shows back to back, changing every hour. It is bonkers. It is wild. It is so much fun to see
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This is Ahmed Qandeel from G*za, he is 27 years old.
He has suffered since the beginning of the war, as have many of his people.
He used to work as a construction worker, but when the war started, he was arrested, imprisoned, tortured and beaten for no reason.
Share
www.gofundme.com/f/a-humanita...
He has suffered since the beginning of the war, as have many of his people.
He used to work as a construction worker, but when the war started, he was arrested, imprisoned, tortured and beaten for no reason.
Share
www.gofundme.com/f/a-humanita...
April 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This is Ahmed Qandeel from G*za, he is 27 years old.
He has suffered since the beginning of the war, as have many of his people.
He used to work as a construction worker, but when the war started, he was arrested, imprisoned, tortured and beaten for no reason.
Share
www.gofundme.com/f/a-humanita...
He has suffered since the beginning of the war, as have many of his people.
He used to work as a construction worker, but when the war started, he was arrested, imprisoned, tortured and beaten for no reason.
Share
www.gofundme.com/f/a-humanita...
My impression of a wizard talking to a witch that he’s really into
May 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My impression of a wizard talking to a witch that he’s really into
Starting up an escape room where it’s just me and you in a medium sized room, several chairs of different shapes and sizes, and I just ask you riddles off the top of my head until I determine that you’re either smarter than me or think you might start breaking the chairs looking for a key
May 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Starting up an escape room where it’s just me and you in a medium sized room, several chairs of different shapes and sizes, and I just ask you riddles off the top of my head until I determine that you’re either smarter than me or think you might start breaking the chairs looking for a key
If you’re using a ride share service and the person who picks you up has the radio fully off but doesn’t start talking to you, they are the devil and they relish your discomfort within the silence
April 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
If you’re using a ride share service and the person who picks you up has the radio fully off but doesn’t start talking to you, they are the devil and they relish your discomfort within the silence
If the Pope has to die so that the Oblivion remake can exist, then I think he made a worthy sacrifice for the greater good
April 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
If the Pope has to die so that the Oblivion remake can exist, then I think he made a worthy sacrifice for the greater good
"my hands look like this so hers can look like this" but the first picture is Clifford the Big Red Dog's paws covered in mud and the second picture is Rowlf's hands playing piano
April 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"my hands look like this so hers can look like this" but the first picture is Clifford the Big Red Dog's paws covered in mud and the second picture is Rowlf's hands playing piano
Interrogator, rubbing his bruised knuckles: We don't have to keep doing this you know. *glances at watch* Now, you've made me late for my wedding, so I'll ask you one last time: where did you come from? Where are you going?
Cotton Eye Joe spits out a mouthful of blood and grins
Cotton Eye Joe spits out a mouthful of blood and grins
April 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Interrogator, rubbing his bruised knuckles: We don't have to keep doing this you know. *glances at watch* Now, you've made me late for my wedding, so I'll ask you one last time: where did you come from? Where are you going?
Cotton Eye Joe spits out a mouthful of blood and grins
Cotton Eye Joe spits out a mouthful of blood and grins
Was overcome with a sudden desire to start a fresh Animal Crossing New Horizons island recently, and hot damn we scored big time by landing Pietro as a random newcomer. Truly a blessed island
April 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Was overcome with a sudden desire to start a fresh Animal Crossing New Horizons island recently, and hot damn we scored big time by landing Pietro as a random newcomer. Truly a blessed island
"Sorry Rudolph, but your friends can't come back from the Island of Misfit Toys," Santa said.
"But why Santa, why?" Rudolph cried.
"35% tariffs Rudolph. 35%! The elves are on my ass enough as it is, do you want to explain those costs to them? No, I didn't think so, now light my fucking way."
"But why Santa, why?" Rudolph cried.
"35% tariffs Rudolph. 35%! The elves are on my ass enough as it is, do you want to explain those costs to them? No, I didn't think so, now light my fucking way."
April 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"Sorry Rudolph, but your friends can't come back from the Island of Misfit Toys," Santa said.
"But why Santa, why?" Rudolph cried.
"35% tariffs Rudolph. 35%! The elves are on my ass enough as it is, do you want to explain those costs to them? No, I didn't think so, now light my fucking way."
"But why Santa, why?" Rudolph cried.
"35% tariffs Rudolph. 35%! The elves are on my ass enough as it is, do you want to explain those costs to them? No, I didn't think so, now light my fucking way."
Today, I shall not be fooled. Play your pranks, speak your jokes. All your goof energy comes to me, and I become more powerful. For not only is it April Fool's Day... It is National Connor Day. You've played right into our hands. nationaltoday.com/national-con...
National Connor Day
On National Connor Day, tell a Connor that you are thankful for him. According to the Gaelic origins, the name Connor comes from ‘Conchobhar.’
nationaltoday.com
April 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Today, I shall not be fooled. Play your pranks, speak your jokes. All your goof energy comes to me, and I become more powerful. For not only is it April Fool's Day... It is National Connor Day. You've played right into our hands. nationaltoday.com/national-con...
Arise ye warriors, and take up your arms. Foul inboxes await
March 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Arise ye warriors, and take up your arms. Foul inboxes await