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Connor MacDonald
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Wizard that was banned from the High Council for using the gold budget on making goblin crocs (crocs for goblins)

Production & Marketing Manager for The Yetee
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Just a small update on what I’ve been up to recently
July 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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My impression of a wizard talking to a witch that he’s really into
May 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Was overcome with a sudden desire to start a fresh Animal Crossing New Horizons island recently, and hot damn we scored big time by landing Pietro as a random newcomer. Truly a blessed island
A screenshot of the clown sheep animal crossing villager Pietro moving into their new home. My OC villager, Wizard, can be seen standing next to them, wearing a conductors hat and a fast food service outfit.
April 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Arise ye warriors, and take up your arms. Foul inboxes await
A dark figure bows, hoisting a blade over their head. The text "Me" is over them, and the text "Hope you had a good weekend!" appears over the blade. The blade is being offered to a second dark figure, who holds their arms wide. The text "Every person I email on a Monday" is placed over this second figure.
March 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo, but the text instead reads "owo notices your bulge there" which, fun fact, can be read aloud in the same cadence as the TMNT theme
March 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Kazuma Kiryu the Dragon of Dojima
January 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Once a year one Girl Scout/parent combo look at me with equal parts wonder and disgust as I insist, “Yes. A whole case of them.”
Upon a countertop sits a cardboard box. Within that box are 12 individual boxes of Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies.
January 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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January 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Bone car bone car bone car BONE CAR BONE CAR BONE CAR
A picture of a car where you can see through the windshield a large, human looking bone sitting on the dashboard A zoomed in picture of a human looking bone sitting on the dashboard of a car
December 18, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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These Baldur’s Gate 3 mods are getting ridiculous
A street sign that reads “Tall Withers”, part of which is the name of a popular character from Baldur’s Gate 3
December 12, 2024 at 10:48 PM
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A drawing of two muscular arms both firmly gripping one another. The arm on the left has text that reads "Scandinavian Peasants", the arm on the right has text that reads "Me" and over the hands in the middle, the text reads "Fearing that the two crows I saw on the fence post were Odin's ravens, come to give me a grim warning of times to come"
December 9, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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Cleaning out twitter to be fully cleansed and unfortunately my drafts funnier than any post I could hope to come up with
A screenshot of a twitter draft post hat reads: "Something about Mario misunderstanding what a browser is and uppercutting a computer" The time on the screenshot reads 12:04 PM, and the battery is at 89% which makes me think that it was a pretty good day if my battery wasn't already drained by noon.
December 2, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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I aim to serve
A cat in a sailor outfit, ready to pledge himself to the siren song of the sea
November 29, 2024 at 5:06 AM
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An image of a question given via a tumblr "ask me a question" feature. The question posed is, "What's your favorite fruit to stick up your butt?" The cursor hovers dangerously over the "Record Video Answer" button.
November 21, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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They say not to judge a book by its cover, but how could I not look at these and not assume this series is absolutely wild
A book cover for the novel “The Warlock is Missing” where two people ride what look like a unicorn and an evil horse, respectively A book cover for the book “The Warlock Insane” where what looks to be a knight in front of his horse swings a sword at a tree that seems to be shooting a beam of ghosts at him The book cover for “The Warlock Rock” where sadly it isn’t a warlock playing in a band, but a noble looking man on an evil looking horse pointing into the distance and shooting lightning from his fingertip, which, admittedly, is still pretty rock and roll The book cover for “Warlock and Son” where a knightly man stands in a grove with a red robes woman, a hawk, and an evil looking horse. They seem to be in conversation. The son is nowhere to be seen, unless it’s the hawk? Which would be dope
November 15, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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Mentally, I am here
Brian David Gilbert dressed like a wizard (without hat) holding a hurdy-gurdy and looking like he's about to drop the sickest magical track you've ever heard
November 13, 2024 at 3:55 PM
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Me, thinking about tattoos: I need a picture of knuckles

Google: ok

Me: oh, duh, haha I meant human knuckles

Google: got it
A google search of the word "knuckles" resulting in the Sonic character, Knuckles A google search of the world "knuckles" with the "human" additional option selected, resulting in an artists depiction of a human version of the Sonic character Knuckles
November 11, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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*pulls mask off a monster revealing just a straight up skeleton* oh… uh jinkies? #happyhalloween
Two people dressed as Velma and Daphne from Scooby Doo, respectively
October 31, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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An artistic take on a classic
February 14, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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Want to keep it classic with a POWERFUL BOAST OF LOVE? No problem
A wizard stares deep into a book full of glowing runes that simply cannot bring about the same radiance and joy they feel when they look upon their paramour
February 14, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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Have a long distance mage you’ve been hot-scrolling? Got you covered
A wizard boasts that no dragon of considerable size would be able to stop them from sending a heartfelt message across the plains to their long distance love
February 14, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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Looking for something that delivers a bit more ✨magic✨ than your average valentine? Look no further
An opulent wizard using their telescope to search the far reaches for anything more magical than their love for you
February 14, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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Pictured: me at age 7, simultaneously experiencing the thrill and the horror of what it is to be an M&M
A seven year old boy in an M&M (homemade) Halloween costume, looking as though he is screaming in horror for some unknown reason
February 11, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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Been hard at work on the science behind all this, here's my latest findings
A venn diagram showing the overlapping layers of duplo blocks, legos, and microplastics, in which the center overlap of all three says "tasty crunchy tastycrunchy" and it's also real science
September 22, 2023 at 4:27 PM
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Missed an opportunity when jumping to bsky by not making my account exclusively a fan account for obscure JRPG characters that no one remembers. Every post would have been:

Welcome to Lavitz Land, all about the best character from Legend of the Dragoon, Lavitz. Post 1: his last name is Slambert
September 20, 2023 at 5:23 PM