Witty Misfit
@wittymisfit.bsky.social
My life is a tale of makeshift progress.
December 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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The arm-twisting meeting between Trump’s lawyers - Biondi, Patel, Blanche - and Boebert is so vital to the Trump’s security that it is taking place in the SITUATION ROOM.
Think about that.
Think about that.
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The arm-twisting meeting between Trump’s lawyers - Biondi, Patel, Blanche - and Boebert is so vital to the Trump’s security that it is taking place in the SITUATION ROOM.
Think about that.
Think about that.
I get it that leaf blowers are easier than raking, but my neighbors have been blowing leaves right next to my house for hours. I’m feeling overstimulated by the constant whine of the engine. Wish they would mulch-mow and get it over with quicker!
November 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I get it that leaf blowers are easier than raking, but my neighbors have been blowing leaves right next to my house for hours. I’m feeling overstimulated by the constant whine of the engine. Wish they would mulch-mow and get it over with quicker!
October 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane
I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane
October 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane
I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane
Fundamentalist Christianity is all about “teaching boys to be men.” Why is there not the same push to “teach girls to be women”?
September 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Fundamentalist Christianity is all about “teaching boys to be men.” Why is there not the same push to “teach girls to be women”?
I hope that @kkdumez.bsky.social comments on the death of Voddie Baucham Jr. and his controversial teaching.
September 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I hope that @kkdumez.bsky.social comments on the death of Voddie Baucham Jr. and his controversial teaching.
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Use of the word "evil" in official congressional e-newsletters, over time, by party
September 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Use of the word "evil" in official congressional e-newsletters, over time, by party
Are there people out there who still believe that the armed American populace could actually bring down a tyrannical government? Because right now it seems more likely our armed citizenry would fight to protect tyranny.
September 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Are there people out there who still believe that the armed American populace could actually bring down a tyrannical government? Because right now it seems more likely our armed citizenry would fight to protect tyranny.
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Let’s not politicize the Charlie Kirk shooting. This is a time for thoughts and prayers.
September 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Let’s not politicize the Charlie Kirk shooting. This is a time for thoughts and prayers.
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For years, MAGA partisans have employed various tactics to prevent the imminent pain of cognitive dissonance. Now Newsom is forcing them to see what Trump looks like without the distorting force field created by Trump’s showmanship:
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
MAGA World Is So Close to Getting It
Gavin Newsom’s parodies are riling people up—and they don’t quite seem to understand why.
www.theatlantic.com
August 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
For years, MAGA partisans have employed various tactics to prevent the imminent pain of cognitive dissonance. Now Newsom is forcing them to see what Trump looks like without the distorting force field created by Trump’s showmanship:
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Trump declared a fake emergency in D.C. and sent in the military. Congress can end this abuse of power—join @standupamerica.com & demand action now: act.standupamerica.com/letters/cte-...
Stop Trump’s D.C. Takeover
Trump sent the National Guard into Washington, D.C. to intimidate his opponents and distract from his failed agenda. Email Congress now and demand they end his takeover of our nation’s capital.
act.standupamerica.com
August 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Trump declared a fake emergency in D.C. and sent in the military. Congress can end this abuse of power—join @standupamerica.com & demand action now: act.standupamerica.com/letters/cte-...
I love my home state, but the thought of dealing with Canadian wildfire smoke every summer for the rest of my life is 💔😭.
August 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I love my home state, but the thought of dealing with Canadian wildfire smoke every summer for the rest of my life is 💔😭.
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Thinking of Der Leader today, and the word “bloviate” comes to mind.
June 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Thinking of Der Leader today, and the word “bloviate” comes to mind.
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When you lie about your credentials, your drinking, and your leaking of classified war plans, why would anyone trust you about the air strikes?
June 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
When you lie about your credentials, your drinking, and your leaking of classified war plans, why would anyone trust you about the air strikes?
June 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
June 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
June 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Clearly, this will ignite a conversation about men being *checks notes* too emotional to be in positions of leadership/authority/power
June 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Clearly, this will ignite a conversation about men being *checks notes* too emotional to be in positions of leadership/authority/power
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Happy Trump/Musk crashout day!
I made a bingo card so you can follow along at home!
I made a bingo card so you can follow along at home!
June 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Happy Trump/Musk crashout day!
I made a bingo card so you can follow along at home!
I made a bingo card so you can follow along at home!
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To make the Indy 500 more interesting, they should release one deer after every five laps.
May 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
To make the Indy 500 more interesting, they should release one deer after every five laps.
MAHA-ha-ha-ha
Trump’s EPA is planning to roll back rules that limit the amount of “forever chemicals” allowed in drinking water.
This comes after chemical companies donated generously to his inauguration fund.
See how this works?
This comes after chemical companies donated generously to his inauguration fund.
See how this works?
May 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
MAHA-ha-ha-ha
Shoutout to everyone who struggles with hurt, grief, anger, or resentment on “holidays” like Mothers Day or Fathers Day.
May 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Shoutout to everyone who struggles with hurt, grief, anger, or resentment on “holidays” like Mothers Day or Fathers Day.