Derek
@wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social
Was anarchistprince on Twitter before the cowards banned me
Can't really say anything about the world so instead I will say I love these two and I'm so excited to see them in the show proper
January 9, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Can't really say anything about the world so instead I will say I love these two and I'm so excited to see them in the show proper
They should make sports roguelikes where each season the teams gain various power ups but it resets at the end
January 2, 2026 at 5:27 AM
They should make sports roguelikes where each season the teams gain various power ups but it resets at the end
I looked up the ram I have in my PC and it's now costing $900 new. Wow I love The Economy
January 2, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I looked up the ram I have in my PC and it's now costing $900 new. Wow I love The Economy
This is Pierce's dad from Community but he had to replace a hand with that of a small doll after a tragic mishap at the racism factory
Among the nominees just confirmed is Leo Brent Bozell III, a far-right activist and critic of the fight to end apartheid, who Collins just approved to be the United States AMBASSADOR TO SOUTH AFRICA.
Vile and irredeemable. tinyurl.com/5fwv4dzc #MEpolitics
Vile and irredeemable. tinyurl.com/5fwv4dzc #MEpolitics
Trump’s Pick For Ambassador To South Africa Actively Opposed Fight To End Apartheid
As Black activists in South Africa fought against their country’s racist apartheid...
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December 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
This is Pierce's dad from Community but he had to replace a hand with that of a small doll after a tragic mishap at the racism factory
Recently I was told I sound like "The Bobs Burgers Guy" which I don't think is accurate but I did feel flattered to be told I sound like H Jon Benjamin anyways
December 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Recently I was told I sound like "The Bobs Burgers Guy" which I don't think is accurate but I did feel flattered to be told I sound like H Jon Benjamin anyways
They are called curse words due to the various buffs and debuffs they provide
December 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
They are called curse words due to the various buffs and debuffs they provide
I love how obvious this energy alien in TNG is just so clearly a guy in a bodysuit
December 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I love how obvious this energy alien in TNG is just so clearly a guy in a bodysuit
The Catholic Church should start excommunicating people for posts
October 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The Catholic Church should start excommunicating people for posts
*watching Aguirre, the Wrath of God* Yeah, nice raft but I would have simply found El Dorado.
September 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
*watching Aguirre, the Wrath of God* Yeah, nice raft but I would have simply found El Dorado.
Oh so we can't have natural beautiful wood in our food and only micro plastics???
About 58 million pounds of corn dogs and other sausage-on-a-stick products are being recalled across the U.S. because wood pieces may be embedded in the batter.
58M pounds of corn dogs and sausage-on-a-stick products recalled because wood pieces may be inside
About 58 million pounds of corn dogs and other sausage-on-a-stick products are being recalled across the U.S. because wood pieces may be embedded in the batter.
bit.ly
September 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Oh so we can't have natural beautiful wood in our food and only micro plastics???
Seeing my cat lie on the couch in a brand new way: Amazing, A Momentous Occasion
September 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Seeing my cat lie on the couch in a brand new way: Amazing, A Momentous Occasion
He's gonna bring out Jeffrey Epstein to say he wasn't in the files and was always a cool and normal guy
*TRUMP TO MAKE ANNOUNCEMENT 2:00 PM ET TUESDAY: WHITE HOUSE
September 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
He's gonna bring out Jeffrey Epstein to say he wasn't in the files and was always a cool and normal guy
I remember trying to watch the Nostalgia Critic as a kid and being genuinely confused by watching reviews of movies I had already seen. I legit just couldn't understand the appeal.
September 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I remember trying to watch the Nostalgia Critic as a kid and being genuinely confused by watching reviews of movies I had already seen. I legit just couldn't understand the appeal.
Entertaining myself by recording myself saying weeb shit in various accents and then instantly deleting the recording
July 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Entertaining myself by recording myself saying weeb shit in various accents and then instantly deleting the recording
Satan minding his own business, thriving
In the distance "Real American" starts playing, getting steadily louder.
Satan: Ugh. Fuck.
Hulk Hogan: I heard someone was trying to unionize down here, Red Hulkamaniac
In the distance "Real American" starts playing, getting steadily louder.
Satan: Ugh. Fuck.
Hulk Hogan: I heard someone was trying to unionize down here, Red Hulkamaniac
July 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Satan minding his own business, thriving
In the distance "Real American" starts playing, getting steadily louder.
Satan: Ugh. Fuck.
Hulk Hogan: I heard someone was trying to unionize down here, Red Hulkamaniac
In the distance "Real American" starts playing, getting steadily louder.
Satan: Ugh. Fuck.
Hulk Hogan: I heard someone was trying to unionize down here, Red Hulkamaniac
I found the perfect "Personal Life" section on Wikipedia
July 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I found the perfect "Personal Life" section on Wikipedia
Pissing off writers by calling them "idea guys"
July 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Pissing off writers by calling them "idea guys"
Reposted by Derek
chefs will tell you that cooking your own food is perfectly safe and then 10 seconds later they put on special gloves to take stuff out of the oven
June 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
chefs will tell you that cooking your own food is perfectly safe and then 10 seconds later they put on special gloves to take stuff out of the oven
Getting banned from r/guns for asking which of the guns are guys and which guns are girls
June 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Getting banned from r/guns for asking which of the guns are guys and which guns are girls
Thinking about him (Iskander from Fate/
Zero) and then I see he apparently has a figure with his dick out (it is very expensive)
Zero) and then I see he apparently has a figure with his dick out (it is very expensive)
June 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Thinking about him (Iskander from Fate/
Zero) and then I see he apparently has a figure with his dick out (it is very expensive)
Zero) and then I see he apparently has a figure with his dick out (it is very expensive)
Cursed thought: cat ear headband but theyre skin textured for that Sphinx cat breed
May 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Cursed thought: cat ear headband but theyre skin textured for that Sphinx cat breed
It's so funny to be in the cyberpunk fascist dystopia but just everything sucks.
May 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
It's so funny to be in the cyberpunk fascist dystopia but just everything sucks.
Making a hit YouTube series about how easy it would be to defeat young adult book protagonists in combat. The shortest video is 4 hours long.
May 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Making a hit YouTube series about how easy it would be to defeat young adult book protagonists in combat. The shortest video is 4 hours long.
Back in my day movies came on a thing called a VHS and it sucked shit and if your movie was too long it was on multiple VHS tapes and you had to switch them and now your fancy streaming services have made you weak and pathetic, watching Titanic all at once like some sort of spoiled baby monarch
May 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Back in my day movies came on a thing called a VHS and it sucked shit and if your movie was too long it was on multiple VHS tapes and you had to switch them and now your fancy streaming services have made you weak and pathetic, watching Titanic all at once like some sort of spoiled baby monarch
A funny thing about growing up is I would be mortified if I saw teens doing a 2 on 1 bokken fight in the street but as a kid that shit ruled and I treasure that memory
May 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
A funny thing about growing up is I would be mortified if I saw teens doing a 2 on 1 bokken fight in the street but as a kid that shit ruled and I treasure that memory