Derek
wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social
Derek
@wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social
Was anarchistprince on Twitter before the cowards banned me
Charlie frowning from hell, at his orphaned children as they are raised better by literally anyone else
January 29, 2026 at 5:50 AM
It's what her stupid and extremely dead husband would have wanted
January 29, 2026 at 5:30 AM
I remember the movie Fireproof was showing at a theater I worked at and basically nobody showed up, ever. Would have max single digits in the seats, often none. But then for exactly one showtime it was packed because of a church.
January 27, 2026 at 4:36 PM
They call him Regular Shoes Brian
January 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Someone needs to order 3 and then 3 more an hour later to see if he catches on
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
That's not Eminem, that's former MMA fighter Mayhem Miller
January 9, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Imagining The Matrix but everyone dresses like this instead of in trenchcoats and shit
January 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
YES I am banned from every McDonalds in my zip code

YES I texted my children racist trump memes after they tried to tell me about my grandchild leading to a restraining order

YES I am terrified of the silence that threatens to fill my home if I stop watching Facebook AI videos on my tablet
January 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
*my grieving wife at my funeral, wearing a bedazzled outfit* Uhhh he would have loved if you all used square space, the website for making websites
January 2, 2026 at 5:20 AM
It's wild how people lost their jobs mocking him and then his wife just put on a big party and press tour that made everyone stop caring at all
January 2, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I would legit sub to a patreon of dedicated fansubbers before paying for Crunchyroll at this point
January 2, 2026 at 4:19 AM
This reminded me of one of my earliest memories where there was an owl outside my window just staring at me and it scared the shit out of me and I honestly am not sure if it was a dream or a nightmare. Either way, love me some owls
January 2, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Yet another organization bowing to the current regime, smdh
December 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
If it happens I assume Bethesda will owe me untold amounts of money but it will be paid out by giving me digital codes for Skyrim on every device known to mankind
December 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Todd Howard coming out to announce Skyrim on the pipboy before The Ghoul explodes his head
December 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Yeah I saw them back in highschool, got some mead or beer poured on me by the lead singer. Got excited seeing they were doing the Dethklok tour but it being a stadium venue made me lose most interest
December 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM