Cathy
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The 2024 Headline of the Year Nominees
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December 22, 2024 at 6:48 PM
The 2024 Headline of the Year Nominees
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This is bothering me. Firstly, ‘Semi Christmassed’ isn’t a pun - it makes no sense. And if you follow the logic through, that would make skimmed milk fully ‘Christmassed’ which doesn’t feel right at all. Full fat milk should be ‘full Christmassed’. So does that make skimmed un-Christmassed?
November 28, 2024 at 11:03 AM
This is bothering me. Firstly, ‘Semi Christmassed’ isn’t a pun - it makes no sense. And if you follow the logic through, that would make skimmed milk fully ‘Christmassed’ which doesn’t feel right at all. Full fat milk should be ‘full Christmassed’. So does that make skimmed un-Christmassed?
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Lovely to hear people having a wonderful time watching Wicked at the cinema. It made me think of my favourite ever movie-watching experience
It’s a long, cheerful story, so I’ll have to do it over several posts… And, if you’re wondering if this thread is for you, it involves The Lego Movie 😁
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It’s a long, cheerful story, so I’ll have to do it over several posts… And, if you’re wondering if this thread is for you, it involves The Lego Movie 😁
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November 25, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Lovely to hear people having a wonderful time watching Wicked at the cinema. It made me think of my favourite ever movie-watching experience
It’s a long, cheerful story, so I’ll have to do it over several posts… And, if you’re wondering if this thread is for you, it involves The Lego Movie 😁
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It’s a long, cheerful story, so I’ll have to do it over several posts… And, if you’re wondering if this thread is for you, it involves The Lego Movie 😁
👇🧵1/10
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My superpower is I can tell whenever the coffee cups in a tv show are empty. Law & Order hasn’t seen a wet cup in 30 years.
November 25, 2024 at 1:35 AM
My superpower is I can tell whenever the coffee cups in a tv show are empty. Law & Order hasn’t seen a wet cup in 30 years.
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KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
November 24, 2024 at 1:19 PM
KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
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date: can you take off your work gloves
Jim Henson: they have names
Jim Henson: they have names
May 1, 2023 at 12:01 PM
date: can you take off your work gloves
Jim Henson: they have names
Jim Henson: they have names
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decades-long manhunt finally ends
April 2, 2024 at 1:05 PM
decades-long manhunt finally ends