@witnesstothestupid.bsky.social
Professional documenter of our slow-motion apocalypse. Think of it as performance art, if the performance was humanity and Salvador Dalí was directing traffic at rush hour.
Marjorie Taylor Greene just retired from Congress after exactly 5 years. Congrats to her!
That's also the exact amount of time needed to qualify for a congressional pension. What a wild coincidence.
That's also the exact amount of time needed to qualify for a congressional pension. What a wild coincidence.
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene just retired from Congress after exactly 5 years. Congrats to her!
That's also the exact amount of time needed to qualify for a congressional pension. What a wild coincidence.
That's also the exact amount of time needed to qualify for a congressional pension. What a wild coincidence.
So, Confederate statues are sacred, but the White House isn't?
The end result of Trump bulldozing it is going to be the birth of something that looks like what happens when a tacky Vegas casino fucks a dictator's palace.
The end result of Trump bulldozing it is going to be the birth of something that looks like what happens when a tacky Vegas casino fucks a dictator's palace.
October 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
So, Confederate statues are sacred, but the White House isn't?
The end result of Trump bulldozing it is going to be the birth of something that looks like what happens when a tacky Vegas casino fucks a dictator's palace.
The end result of Trump bulldozing it is going to be the birth of something that looks like what happens when a tacky Vegas casino fucks a dictator's palace.
Reposted
PORTLAND: “The frogs are multiplying”
(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
October 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
PORTLAND: “The frogs are multiplying”
(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
Reposted
Country fans are upset with Zach Bryan after he criticized ICE in a song.
But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
October 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Country fans are upset with Zach Bryan after he criticized ICE in a song.
But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
Reposted
Reposted
Reposted
you'd think a prominent news outlet like the New York Times might mention that "antifa" isn't an actual organization in a long story about antifa, but nope!
and the subhead helps props up a false claim this professor was up to something seedy as something up for debate
and the subhead helps props up a false claim this professor was up to something seedy as something up for debate
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
you'd think a prominent news outlet like the New York Times might mention that "antifa" isn't an actual organization in a long story about antifa, but nope!
and the subhead helps props up a false claim this professor was up to something seedy as something up for debate
and the subhead helps props up a false claim this professor was up to something seedy as something up for debate
Job hunting and I'm editing cover letters in text boxes the size of postage stamps.
Can see three words at a time. Typos are theoretical. Formatting is a prayer.
Somehow supposed to convince them I'm thorough and professional. The sheer audacity of the disrespect is almost inspiring.
Can see three words at a time. Typos are theoretical. Formatting is a prayer.
Somehow supposed to convince them I'm thorough and professional. The sheer audacity of the disrespect is almost inspiring.
October 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Job hunting and I'm editing cover letters in text boxes the size of postage stamps.
Can see three words at a time. Typos are theoretical. Formatting is a prayer.
Somehow supposed to convince them I'm thorough and professional. The sheer audacity of the disrespect is almost inspiring.
Can see three words at a time. Typos are theoretical. Formatting is a prayer.
Somehow supposed to convince them I'm thorough and professional. The sheer audacity of the disrespect is almost inspiring.
Brain at 2am: "Let's process every humanitarian crisis simultaneously."
Brain discovering no Cinnamon Toast Crunch: "DEFCON 1. ABORT ALL OTHER CONCERNS."
Apparently my hierarchy of needs goes: air, water, cinnamon-sugar crack squares, then maybe giving a shit about world peace.
Brain discovering no Cinnamon Toast Crunch: "DEFCON 1. ABORT ALL OTHER CONCERNS."
Apparently my hierarchy of needs goes: air, water, cinnamon-sugar crack squares, then maybe giving a shit about world peace.
October 7, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Brain at 2am: "Let's process every humanitarian crisis simultaneously."
Brain discovering no Cinnamon Toast Crunch: "DEFCON 1. ABORT ALL OTHER CONCERNS."
Apparently my hierarchy of needs goes: air, water, cinnamon-sugar crack squares, then maybe giving a shit about world peace.
Brain discovering no Cinnamon Toast Crunch: "DEFCON 1. ABORT ALL OTHER CONCERNS."
Apparently my hierarchy of needs goes: air, water, cinnamon-sugar crack squares, then maybe giving a shit about world peace.
Reposted
This was once a flashpoint of Republican outrage. For, like, ten years.
October 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
This was once a flashpoint of Republican outrage. For, like, ten years.
So, Trump calls Portland 'war-torn' and wants to send in troops.
Seriously?
I mean, Portland's Whole Foods has a meditation room.
The most dangerous thing there is a guy on a unicycle without a helmet.
Seriously?
I mean, Portland's Whole Foods has a meditation room.
The most dangerous thing there is a guy on a unicycle without a helmet.
October 6, 2025 at 10:44 AM
So, Trump calls Portland 'war-torn' and wants to send in troops.
Seriously?
I mean, Portland's Whole Foods has a meditation room.
The most dangerous thing there is a guy on a unicycle without a helmet.
Seriously?
I mean, Portland's Whole Foods has a meditation room.
The most dangerous thing there is a guy on a unicycle without a helmet.
Reposted
.
THIS is one of the biggest problems of our time . . .
⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️
.
THIS is one of the biggest problems of our time . . .
⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️
.
September 2, 2025 at 7:13 AM
.
THIS is one of the biggest problems of our time . . .
⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️
.
THIS is one of the biggest problems of our time . . .
⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️
.
Reposted
-A living wage
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence
These are the foundations of real freedom.
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence
These are the foundations of real freedom.
July 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
-A living wage
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence
These are the foundations of real freedom.
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence
These are the foundations of real freedom.
Reposted
How many are going to lose healthcare?
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
July 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
How many are going to lose healthcare?
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
"You can't make me wear a mask! This is America!"
Says the same people who are totally fine with federal agents wearing masks while arresting citizens
COVID mask to protect health = tyranny
Government mask to avoid accountability = patriotism
The hypocrisy is fucking breathtaking.
Says the same people who are totally fine with federal agents wearing masks while arresting citizens
COVID mask to protect health = tyranny
Government mask to avoid accountability = patriotism
The hypocrisy is fucking breathtaking.
June 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
"You can't make me wear a mask! This is America!"
Says the same people who are totally fine with federal agents wearing masks while arresting citizens
COVID mask to protect health = tyranny
Government mask to avoid accountability = patriotism
The hypocrisy is fucking breathtaking.
Says the same people who are totally fine with federal agents wearing masks while arresting citizens
COVID mask to protect health = tyranny
Government mask to avoid accountability = patriotism
The hypocrisy is fucking breathtaking.
Reposted
When ICE agents look like this, it is ENTIRELY APPROPRIATE for state and local law enforcement to step in and demand they identify themselves and show judicial warrants before detaining anyone from an immigration court.
Democratic mayor and governors can take action on this.
Democratic mayor and governors can take action on this.
June 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
When ICE agents look like this, it is ENTIRELY APPROPRIATE for state and local law enforcement to step in and demand they identify themselves and show judicial warrants before detaining anyone from an immigration court.
Democratic mayor and governors can take action on this.
Democratic mayor and governors can take action on this.
Reposted
Reposted
Pandemic masks: TYRANNY! 🤬
Gov agents in masks snatching folks: Just doing their jobs, sweetie. 😉
The Right's "freedom" starter pack is missing a fucking consistency chip.
Gov agents in masks snatching folks: Just doing their jobs, sweetie. 😉
The Right's "freedom" starter pack is missing a fucking consistency chip.
May 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Pandemic masks: TYRANNY! 🤬
Gov agents in masks snatching folks: Just doing their jobs, sweetie. 😉
The Right's "freedom" starter pack is missing a fucking consistency chip.
Gov agents in masks snatching folks: Just doing their jobs, sweetie. 😉
The Right's "freedom" starter pack is missing a fucking consistency chip.
Reposted
Just got my insurance explanation of benefits.
Apparently "in-network" means "in some theoretical universe where we'd pay for this" and "deductible" is ancient Greek for "go fuck yourself, keep paying us."
Apparently "in-network" means "in some theoretical universe where we'd pay for this" and "deductible" is ancient Greek for "go fuck yourself, keep paying us."
April 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Just got my insurance explanation of benefits.
Apparently "in-network" means "in some theoretical universe where we'd pay for this" and "deductible" is ancient Greek for "go fuck yourself, keep paying us."
Apparently "in-network" means "in some theoretical universe where we'd pay for this" and "deductible" is ancient Greek for "go fuck yourself, keep paying us."
Reposted
Reposted
So you can take over Greenland and Canada but can’t send a plane to pick up someone you are paying another country to hold for a year? Weird take on sovereignty.
April 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
So you can take over Greenland and Canada but can’t send a plane to pick up someone you are paying another country to hold for a year? Weird take on sovereignty.