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They/them, 30s 🔞
AO3, mods, zines 🔗 https://witchertits.carrd.co/
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being normal and regular
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Behold! My son! @slothbless.bsky.social and I birthed him ourselves.
October 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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I miss Spring and Dandelions
October 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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"This is not a real animal this a bit of dryer lint that gained sentience due to a child's wish"- My friend
October 18, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Our hotel has a loose floor tile
October 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Someone came into work today with a witcher tattoo and I was normal about it and didn’t tell them I write transgender witcher yaoi.
September 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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"The first draft of my story was not the best edition..."

✨ A dreamy picture from my dream shoot for Jaskier to celebrate my birthday, thank you for shooting with me @bombeii.bsky.social 💛

#Cosplay #TheWitcher #TheWitcherCosplay
June 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Very important post from work today: www.tumblr.com/witchertits/...
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September 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Did you know? It might take a while, but you can drive all the way to the ocean.
September 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Covering all my bases
August 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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water 💧💧💧 my favourite page from my recent zine, the book of elemental humors

you can find the rest of it on itch still >>> dreadelion.itch.io/elemental-hu...
August 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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PRESSURE PAYPAL!
it's good that visa and mastercard call centers are feeling the pinch, but it's not just on them! put the pins on paypal! every adult artist you know lives in fear of the paypal freeze out--but as customers, you're safe! support us with a call!
July 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Me with my cat’s new laser pointer 🔦
July 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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I FEEL THE NEED TO TAP THE JOHN WATERS SIGN REALLY HARD LATELY.
June 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Every time my partner orders food & asks about his allergies, I have to tell the staff to check my portion too, because make no mistake, we fuck.
July 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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So many male characters would suddenly become normal if they just knew about femdom and asked a woman to use them as furniture.
July 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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The person at the donut shop complimented my "Death To Fascism" shirt and then immediately asked if Holly and I had a good Pride. 😂 Bless, they clocked us instantaneously.
July 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Needed this reminder today.
July 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
🙂
June 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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If by “enriching" uranium you mean holding it tight, buying it small gifts, reading it inspiring stories, and giving it experiences it will never forget, then yes, idiot, I have been enriching uranium
June 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Highlights from the new job 💕
June 15, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Holly: "Why don't *I* ever get charged with racketeering?"
Me: "They don't appreciate all you do."
Holly: "I just wanna feel like I'm part of something."
June 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Holly: "Yeah, I didn't expect to see titties at this open mic night."
June 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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the look that convinced an older lady at the city warehouse garage sale that i was correctly dressed to wield an antique fire-heated iron ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)
June 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM