Arcane Bullshit
@arcanebullshit.bsky.social
Profane nonsense for a trivial lifestyle
more classic 'ween bullshit! Sorry I didn't make more new stuff this year. I was busy doing the spookiest thing of all, existing under capitalism.
And remember, you have until midnight to obtain DEALZ when you TRANZACT on my HTTP webpage!
And remember, you have until midnight to obtain DEALZ when you TRANZACT on my HTTP webpage!
October 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
more classic 'ween bullshit! Sorry I didn't make more new stuff this year. I was busy doing the spookiest thing of all, existing under capitalism.
And remember, you have until midnight to obtain DEALZ when you TRANZACT on my HTTP webpage!
And remember, you have until midnight to obtain DEALZ when you TRANZACT on my HTTP webpage!
don't forget there is still time for evil, and by evil I mean
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October 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
don't forget there is still time for evil, and by evil I mean
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I just think the game would be a lot less toxic if everybody got a basketball
October 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I just think the game would be a lot less toxic if everybody got a basketball
idk hallowween things
Don't forget my important business moment happening right now on my web area
Don't forget my important business moment happening right now on my web area
October 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
idk hallowween things
Don't forget my important business moment happening right now on my web area
Don't forget my important business moment happening right now on my web area
May be a meme of scarecrow.
Hello it is time for the ULTIMATE shopping event of the year and it is occurring on my html site.
Hello it is time for the ULTIMATE shopping event of the year and it is occurring on my html site.
October 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
May be a meme of scarecrow.
Hello it is time for the ULTIMATE shopping event of the year and it is occurring on my html site.
Hello it is time for the ULTIMATE shopping event of the year and it is occurring on my html site.
if you go to my internet domain you are in for some very ideal prices, because they have been altered due to evil seasonal festivities, etc and also because [most deranged and also sexy reason you have ever heard]
October 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
if you go to my internet domain you are in for some very ideal prices, because they have been altered due to evil seasonal festivities, etc and also because [most deranged and also sexy reason you have ever heard]
skeleton dump.
I had hoped I would never have to do this, but I must inform you that I am having a sale next week. I know it is tasteless and immature to own an online domain (link in bio) and host an incredible sale (next week, Monday to Saturday). I can and will do better.
I had hoped I would never have to do this, but I must inform you that I am having a sale next week. I know it is tasteless and immature to own an online domain (link in bio) and host an incredible sale (next week, Monday to Saturday). I can and will do better.
October 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
skeleton dump.
I had hoped I would never have to do this, but I must inform you that I am having a sale next week. I know it is tasteless and immature to own an online domain (link in bio) and host an incredible sale (next week, Monday to Saturday). I can and will do better.
I had hoped I would never have to do this, but I must inform you that I am having a sale next week. I know it is tasteless and immature to own an online domain (link in bio) and host an incredible sale (next week, Monday to Saturday). I can and will do better.
This is dedicated to my beautiful wife who sometimes makes indecipherable sounds out of her mouth while I'm thinking about important things like doric columns and the Swiss guard and dovetail joints (joinery in general,) and Hadrian's wall, and cool guitars, and sporting, and so on.
October 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This is dedicated to my beautiful wife who sometimes makes indecipherable sounds out of her mouth while I'm thinking about important things like doric columns and the Swiss guard and dovetail joints (joinery in general,) and Hadrian's wall, and cool guitars, and sporting, and so on.
do your birds or you are going out into the trainyard without a halberd.
October 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
do your birds or you are going out into the trainyard without a halberd.
old book in horror movie is no longer invited to family gatherings
October 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
old book in horror movie is no longer invited to family gatherings
halfway through spooky season and I haven't even posted a ghost or ghoul yet
October 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
halfway through spooky season and I haven't even posted a ghost or ghoul yet
My sweet, beautiful wife and I welcomed a powerful new foe/daughter one week ago today! Here are some more pages from the pamphlet they gave us at the hospital.
October 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My sweet, beautiful wife and I welcomed a powerful new foe/daughter one week ago today! Here are some more pages from the pamphlet they gave us at the hospital.
Hi friends I am welcoming a new baby tomorrow, I think! Here are some select pages from the brochure that mysteriously appears in your mailbox when someone in your household becomes pregnant
September 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Hi friends I am welcoming a new baby tomorrow, I think! Here are some select pages from the brochure that mysteriously appears in your mailbox when someone in your household becomes pregnant
almost octuber, get ready for 31 absolutely TWISTED drawings of potatoes
September 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
almost octuber, get ready for 31 absolutely TWISTED drawings of potatoes
We need a Marvel superhero who probably needs bifocals to look at their phone or read a menu, but they only have regular glasses so they just hold things really close and peer over their regular glasses.
September 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
We need a Marvel superhero who probably needs bifocals to look at their phone or read a menu, but they only have regular glasses so they just hold things really close and peer over their regular glasses.
Oh, the social media algorithm is an ever-tightening reward loop designed to extract every ounce of joy from my spirit and drive me insane? Pretty sure that’s what they said about reading the bible by candlelight.
September 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Oh, the social media algorithm is an ever-tightening reward loop designed to extract every ounce of joy from my spirit and drive me insane? Pretty sure that’s what they said about reading the bible by candlelight.
Sorry for all the information!
September 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Sorry for all the information!
The animals can sense that your heart is not pure, I'm afraid.
Day 2 of sharing BRAND NEW ITEMS and THERE ARE MORE. Please go and peruse. Also everything is temporarily LESS costly, so let that fuel your appetites.
Day 2 of sharing BRAND NEW ITEMS and THERE ARE MORE. Please go and peruse. Also everything is temporarily LESS costly, so let that fuel your appetites.
September 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The animals can sense that your heart is not pure, I'm afraid.
Day 2 of sharing BRAND NEW ITEMS and THERE ARE MORE. Please go and peruse. Also everything is temporarily LESS costly, so let that fuel your appetites.
Day 2 of sharing BRAND NEW ITEMS and THERE ARE MORE. Please go and peruse. Also everything is temporarily LESS costly, so let that fuel your appetites.
Thanks to everybody who came and visited my table at Fan Expo this past weekend. It was the nicest possible way to feel entombed in an endless brick of sweating human bodies! Some of the bodies stopped to talk, and that was lovely.
August 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Thanks to everybody who came and visited my table at Fan Expo this past weekend. It was the nicest possible way to feel entombed in an endless brick of sweating human bodies! Some of the bodies stopped to talk, and that was lovely.
Starting next Wednesday, anyone can dress up as my original character “shit in his hair Sam” WITHOUT paying me the usual royalty of 8 million dollars
August 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Starting next Wednesday, anyone can dress up as my original character “shit in his hair Sam” WITHOUT paying me the usual royalty of 8 million dollars
Here’s some already posted content for you on this Friday. Also a rare picture of me standing in front of things because I am at @fanexpocanada all weekend long, with my things. Come find me at artist alley booth B02!
August 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Here’s some already posted content for you on this Friday. Also a rare picture of me standing in front of things because I am at @fanexpocanada all weekend long, with my things. Come find me at artist alley booth B02!
If I were a wrestler, my special move would be to get really sad and then call my dad to come get me
August 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If I were a wrestler, my special move would be to get really sad and then call my dad to come get me
Also, for example, there could be a blue crystal that gives you ice powers, red for fire, etc.
August 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Also, for example, there could be a blue crystal that gives you ice powers, red for fire, etc.